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Velominatus: Dan_R

Order: Black Order Velominatus

Location: Cochrane, Alberta, Canada

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Father-Husband. Warrior-Philosopher. Mechanic-Racer. Two out of six... I climb like Cav and TT like a Schleck, but if it is snowing and raining and generally miserable, I can tow the big train. Owner and main wrench at Cafe Roubaix Bicycle Studio. Love riding, eating, drinking, sleeping. Hate dishes, laundry, and getting dropped. Masters/Cat5 Road, Cat3 Track, Sport CX & Mnt Noted Palmares - 2000 Manitoba Ice Bike, 15th; 2004 24 Hours of Adrenalin Canadian Championships, Masters 7th; 2006 Alberta Provincial Time Trial, Cat5 5th; 2006 Alberta Provincial Track, Masters A Omnium, 4th; 2007 Alberta Track, Masters A Omnium, 4th; 2011 School of Cross, Sport, Lanterne Rouge; 2011 GP Jim Horner Cross, Sport, Lanterne Rouge; 2012 USMC Trials Road Race, Open, 16th; Pigeon Lake Road Racce (Provincial Championships), Lanterne Rouge.

@Dan_R's activity:

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

@Dan_R's posts:

  1. @Cantona B1 Group is the distributor for Canada. I just have the Bond and the RB1K as demo bikes for now. The supply chain (read: delivery) on Cipos can be tardy, but I can sell to anyone I want to. As a newer shop this is partly an experiment too. They r… »

  2. @cantona @DerHoggz you have to earn the STDs yourself. »

  3. Who has the Cipo you are looking at? Just curious. »

  4. @snoov my pleasure. Good to hear it worked out for you. @cantona Took the Bond out for the shop ride this morning (but I was properly in a merino wool jersey in honour of The Prophet) and she handled beautifully. The RB1K and RB800 are pure race machines… »

We are the Keepers of the Cog. In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. Would this be called “crowd screening?” »

Update: You can watch the live stream (assuming it works from the velodrome) on the Velominati channel at USTREAM. When you log in, you’ll first see my little test video of my puppy eating grass. Please disregard me yelling at it. That never happened.I have always considered myself to have a good imagination, something I attribute half to my...

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  1. Customers thought it was nuts! Chapeau! »

  2. Awesome. Go. Go. Go. »

  3. Hard! Pedal hard! »

  4. I had to shut down, so I am watching the comments here. Howhas our bike DM done? »

  5. Completely friggen awesome! GO FRANKTARD!!!! »

  6. He is crazy… »

  7. Fark…if I hit refresh maybe it will show… »

Every once in a while, you stumble across a quote that changes your outlook on how you approach life. Of course, this requires that one does a good deal of “reading”, which is a problem for me, as reading anything that isn’t Cycling-related feels the same as doing “work”. I do the odd bit of it nevertheless, and in a r...

@Dan_R's posts:

  1. @Deakus Love this one. Very much a discussion that happens in our household! This t-shirt got over 12k views when we posted on our FB page… »

We are the Keepers of the Cog. In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

@Dan_R's posts:

  1. A major rule at Cafe Roubaix is don’t be a douchebag. And if some money spilling “yuppie” (are they even called yppies anymore? So 1992.) wants to spend a little bit of their well earned cash on some of my Fabitalia products, I am happy to help them out. … »

This week’s Guest Article comes from our friend, @blacktoolpower (l) and our editor Drummond Moir (r). In anticipation of our book’s imminent release, these two donned their lab coats and headed out to the streets of London to assess the state of Rule Compliance in the city’s commuter crowd. Always remember: leave this kind of ins...

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  1. Awesome! Well done gents! Now get Drummond to return my email so we can fill the empty space we are making for The Rules in the studio! Yeah, its my fault, I lost the Canadian contact…. »

Update: You can watch the live stream (assuming it works from the velodrome) on the Velominati channel at USTREAM. When you log in, you’ll first see my little test video of my puppy eating grass. Please disregard me yelling at it. That never happened.I have always considered myself to have a good imagination, something I attribute half to my...

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  1. Behold the flat screen in the studio. This has displayed some of this season’s greatest masters of The V. May there be one more later today? Fuckin’ wants to be…. »

I find it interesting to observe the chasm between parties engaged in a conversation, particularly in response to questions being asked. I’m thinking, at present, of the question, “How many bikes do you have?” My feelings in response are nothing short of complex and maybe a bit confused; reservation that I feel I should have a mo...

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  1. @G’rilla Exactamondo! Although, I just stock the FMBs. They win P-R and are the best tubbies in the world. I still can’t get over the Graveur »

  2. Franktard! That is simply an outstanding ride! I am twisted between proud peacock and humble tortoise in the range of emotions. That you choose to grace the drop-outs with my wheels is, well humbling but exciting. VF is truly a stunner and not surprisingl… »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

@Dan_R's posts:

  1. @thebaron Yes it is. It’s all about looking PRO! That said, it descends just like the YouTube says it should! The wheels are a feathery 1200ish grams. You can really feel the power of the stroke on the up hill. »

Update: You can watch the live stream (assuming it works from the velodrome) on the Velominati channel at USTREAM. When you log in, you’ll first see my little test video of my puppy eating grass. Please disregard me yelling at it. That never happened.I have always considered myself to have a good imagination, something I attribute half to my...

@Dan_R's posts:

  1. I don’t know why, but that comment had me thinking of this picture…. »

The mighty VSP generator has been switched on once again. The mil-spec hydraulic fluid has been changed since the Giro. A new power take-off belt has also been installed. And the punch card reader has been refurbished.Broome and Berti are already riding the Critérium du Dauphiné. The top contenders prefer the Dauphiné for the decent recovery all...

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  1. Bottom third with 0. Just like almost every race in my palmares. »

It’s not a secret around these parts that William Fotheringham is my favorite Cycling journalist. Growing up as a budding Velominatus in the isolated island known as North America, I could count on one hand the publications that even mentioned Cycling, let alone provided reliable coverage. Winning Magazine and Velonews were my source for race...

@Dan_R's posts:

  1. Mr William Fotheringham tweeted his acknowledgement of this article the other day and wished the Keepers well with the new book. Class. Being a small business owner, I do not get to the book store nearly as often as I’d like, but I will find a way to get… »

Update: You can watch the live stream (assuming it works from the velodrome) on the Velominati channel at USTREAM. When you log in, you’ll first see my little test video of my puppy eating grass. Please disregard me yelling at it. That never happened.I have always considered myself to have a good imagination, something I attribute half to my...

@Dan_R's posts:

  1. @G’rilla What is the definition of Master under the 500m record? I am able to nail a kilo once in a while (or at least the first 750m before the chute deploys….) »

  2. @Hashola What is with the low balling? Has Frank ever done a 40km TT? Probably not, but I would bet he could suffer that in under an hour, thus, regardless of the banking or trickiness of the ‘drome and despite his complete lack of experience on a ‘drom… »

  3. @scaler911 What @scaler911 said. The dragging of the body thing works too. »