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Velominatus: Steampunk

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Location: Dundas, ON

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In never-ending search for la volupté, Steampunk is an unreconstructed Canadian west coaster transplanted to Ontario, where he rides on every opportunity and sometimes shows up to work as a professor of history. He is a careful student of the Rules and la vie Velominatus, but is not beyond (occasionally) distilling them down to a single path: la vie Cognoscentus. The BFGs are always locked and loaded (that sound you just heard was your soul being crushed by their power). On a more serious note, he is a staunch advocate of commuting by bike and he also fundraises for Bikes to Rwanda.

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The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @strathlubnaig They are pricier—I pay $6 for a butyl tube and $16 for a latex tube. But I have no complaints about their endurance. I inflate to 100psi before each ride, which is probably higher than most riding latex might, but you can certainly go much… »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @mcsqueak Most academics with three kids do live on the edge. It’s just how we roll. I simply keep my feet planted on the pedals and they don’t fall off. »

  2. @Dan_R Nice! But top of stairs or no, I recommend turning the frame 90 degrees clockwise. It might look better… »

  3. @james probert & @mcsqueak If you’re in danger of losing a toe, I don’t think you’re doing it right. I ride to work in Birks through the summer on a repurposed steel-frame road bike. I don’t see a problem with it. »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @strathlubnaig They do lose pressure, but not so much that you’re losing pressure over the course of a ride. I assume we’re all inflating our tires before each ride, so no harm there. I don’t know what prone to blowouts and/or great care means: I ride th… »

  2. @DerHoggz Vredestein Fortezzas and/or Conti GP4000s have made bike and me very happy. I’ve ridden both at 25mm, though. The Fortezzas are probably slicker, but less good in wet conditions (especially after several thousand kilometres in them). I got abou… »

Repeats last year’s Café Domestique to the Shed Coffee Bar in Erin Date/Time Date - May 26, 2013 8:35 AM - 4:00 PM Continue reading...

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  1. Repeats last year’s Café Domestique to the Shed Coffee Bar in Erin

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    Date - May 26, 2013
    8:35 AM - 4:00 PM

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We close out the 6 Days of the Giro with our sixth and final installment.A body at rest, stays at rest. A body in motion, stays in motion. Things get a bit more ambiguous when it comes to a body on a bicycle tearing down a twisty mountain descent at speed, particularly in the rain. But it is here, on the boundary between clarity and ambiguity, wher...

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  1. @frank No. Why? But I did get an ear infection coming down Haleakala many moons ago… »

In most situations, silence is an ominous thing that signals impending doom. Having never been in any danger myself, I base this largely on my experience watching box-office movies. As a general rule, I use Hollywood as the principal source of information on all subjects as they relate to doom and politics, principally because I’m loath t...

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  1. @frank I have never ever had this problem with a Shimano cassette. That is all. »

We close out the 6 Days of the Giro with our sixth and final installment.A body at rest, stays at rest. A body in motion, stays in motion. Things get a bit more ambiguous when it comes to a body on a bicycle tearing down a twisty mountain descent at speed, particularly in the rain. But it is here, on the boundary between clarity and ambiguity, wher...

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  1. @frank …or we could rename the Frank vs. the Mountain “A series of unfortunate ascents.” That might take parents or younger members of the community to work out. We get a lot of teams around here that head down to Tucson for some winter training, thoug… »

  2. @RedRanger I dunno: I suspect Jack Lemmon coulda kicked Frank’s ass… »

Cogals are meetings of like-minded misfits brought together by the promise of beer, preceded by a bike ride. Cogals are free, open to all, organized by our fellow Velominati and are always followed by consumption of post-ride recovery ales and merriment. These are gatherings of unbridled observance of Rule #4.Cogals differ themselves from other...

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  1. Repeats last year’s Café Domestique to the Shed Coffee Bar in Erin

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    Date - May 26, 2013
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Repeats last year’s Café Domestique to the Shed Coffee Bar in Erin Date/Time Date - May 26, 2013 8:35 AM - 4:00 PM Continue reading...

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  1. Repeats last year’s Café Domestique to the Shed Coffee Bar in Erin

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    Date - May 26, 2013
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  4. Repeats last year’s Café Domestique to the Shed Coffee Bar in Erin

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    Date - May 26, 2013
    8:35 AM - 4:00 PM

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We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @mcsqueak Have you ever seen a malnourished Brit? »

We close out the 6 Days of the Giro with our sixth and final installment.A body at rest, stays at rest. A body in motion, stays in motion. Things get a bit more ambiguous when it comes to a body on a bicycle tearing down a twisty mountain descent at speed, particularly in the rain. But it is here, on the boundary between clarity and ambiguity, wher...

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  1. @frank Yep: I was going to post that, but feared it might be “predictable” coming from me… »

  2. @wiscot It’s not so much the speed that gets me, but the way in which he uses every millimetre of the road. Total comfort and confidence in that descent. »

  3. @frank Or this: http://vimeo.com/48158576 »

Day 5 of the Six Days of the Giro continues with an impromptu VSP event.Lets have a look at where we are in the 2013 Giro. Wiggins must have spent time training in Luxembourg because he’s been descending like a Schleck when things get dodgy before disappearing into the team van to have a cry about it. Hesjedal has put in some good moves and...

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  1. @snoov For giggles: ask an Irish person to pronounce “garage.” »

  2. VSP PICKS: 1. M. Santambrogio 2. C. Betancur 3. B. Intxausti 4. B. Wiggins 5. M. Scarponi »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. @frank What?? You stepped out in front of his bike while he was descending Haleakala? »

We’re heaping coals on the Giro frenzy that’s burning in all corners of the Cycling world by issuing the second installment of the monthly BigRingRiding Sur la Plaque series while at the same time kicking off the Six Days of the Giro series where we’ll post six articles on the subject of this, the best Grand Tour of the year. Y...

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  1. My enduring complaint about Rule #33 is that the BFGs are so damn big that by the time I’ve finished shaving the second one, the first one isn’t compliant anymore. »

I’m not sure what ketamine based drugs Buck is stealing and abusing right now but he sure is excited about another Too Much on 100 Cogal. Everyone who wants to live the Rule #5 life, line up here. -gianniThe 2013 200-on-100 Cogal, or for the crazy bastards repeating it from last year, The 400-on-100 Cogal (aka The Buck Rogers Knee Memorial r...

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  1. Defender3I’m not sure what ketamine based drugs Buck is stealing and abusing right now but he sure is excited about another Too Much on 100 Cogal. Everyone who wants to live the Rule #5 life, line up here. -gianni

    The 2013 200-on-100 Cogal, or for the crazy bastards repeating it from last year, The 400-on-100 Cogal (aka The Buck Rogers Knee Memorial ride, The Steampuck Gastro Memorial Ride, The What the Fuck Was I thinking Memorial Ride).

    On Thursday, June 21st starting at V after V (actual time of sunrise-How Velominati is that?!?) in North Troy, VT the second annual 200-on-100 Cogal will kick off for another crazy, painful, endorphin-induced-hallucinogenic filled, long ass day in the saddle. Last year was amazingly awesome. I will not wax all nostalgic about it. Watch the Ryan Kelly video, read the Cogal page from last year, check out the strava links: It speaks for itself.

    I will be driving support in my new-to-me 1984 12 passenger Land Rover Defender 110 with the big ass roof rack which is a right hand drive so I should be able to hand out bidons and drive all at the same time! It will also have plenty of room in case anyone gets injured and needs to bail. Rob has thrown his hat in for possibly driving a support wagon as well so support should be covered.

    Logistics will be ironed out as the time approaches and hopefully Roger, aka The 200-on-100 MAN, will help with the planning as he did last year but this time around he is NOT allowed to pay for anything!!!

    So be there and be pedaling square by day’s end or regret it for the next 12 months! It’s going to be Fooockin’ Awwwesome (insert Djibouti Dub Video here).”

    I still need to find the Djibouti Dub video but I attached the picture of my Velo Support Wagon, BABY!

    I think that this is the link for Djubouti but I cannot open it at work as it is banned! www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOmvdeNa67E

    If you do not know Djubouti Dubs, you missing out. Just google them, but not at work!

    Thanks!

    Buck

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    Date - June 20, 2013
    5:05 AM - 10:05 PM

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