Velominatus: brett
Order: Velominati Super Prestige Lantern Rouge
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Whilst Brett hails from the land Down Under, he hates that fucking song. An Aussie now living as a Kiwi, he is at home on the rich dirt of New Zealand's mountain bike trails as he is on the scorching tarmac of Australia. Despite his geographical disadvantage, the cobblestones and kassien of Belgium and Northern France hold a special place in his heart and it's where you'll find him each Spring, either with a bike underneath him or a fine Belgian ale in his hand.
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@frank This has been over since the first week… »
@minion System is flawed. I should be -25 at least after swapping all my riders for ones starting with ‘M’… »
As for Nibbles’ domination, well, look at the competition… hardly a class field he’s up against. This ain’t the Tour. »
Wake me up when this is over… »
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@pistard Um, I think it’s you who might have the wrong end of the stick here. @Kah actually wrote the article, so it’s hard to see how he doesn’t understand it! And he certainly understands, and obeys The Rules. He has to, he rides with me ffs! Always… »
@Dan_R If they don’t want to cover their jerseys up, then I suggest they don’t. That thing is ridiculous. »
There’s even a few YBPCAs in that photo… »
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@Ron Ask this guy… »
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After witnessing two KT riders with two Garmins getting two different sets of directions trying to get us around L-B-L, all I can say is thank Merckx for roadworkers and locals. »
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@strathlubnaig One art the top, one at the bottom… »
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@G’rilla No CX bikes though… I’m onto you. »
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@Daccordi Rider Ok then. And I’ll make the rest of my picks just as ridiculous. Jackson Rodriguez solely because his name is always the first one that comes up when everyone picks the other Rod and it’ll save an extra click. Ji Cheng. Raising awarene… »
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Yep, this is definitely nice stuff. The bibs feel a bit more ‘there’ than the Castellis due to the heavier lycra. Sizing, I wore an XL in Castelli and I think I could easily wear an L in Kallisto. Mainly a length thing, they are a touch longer because the… »
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@pasmith1001 That is fine, it’s not a replica Maillot Jaune, it’s a Rapha jersey that is yellow. Although they have way cooler looking jerseys than that one… »
@piwakawaka Do you work for Frontera or something? Humans don’t need cow’s milk. No matter what propagandists tell you. Rice milk does it all and more, without the suffering. But most people just don’t give a shit. »
@the-farmer Ignorance isn’t an excuse to defend archaic, unnecessary practices. Research (and an open mind) is your friend. »
@piwakawaka I do… »
@piwakawaka Ah, I think I just worked out who you are! You’re in the coffee business too, right? »
@piwakawaka Well, you should be riding with us! »
@piwakawaka You’re in Wellington? »