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A lifelong Velominatus, the history and culture within cycling fascinates Frank (pronounced in Dutch and Flemish as “Fränk”) and, if given even the vaguest of excuses, will discuss it ad nausium. A devoted cycling aesthete, the only thing more important to him than riding a bike well is looking good doing it. Question? Email me.

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We close out the 6 Days of the Giro with our sixth and final installment.A body at rest, stays at rest. A body in motion, stays in motion. Things get a bit more ambiguous when it comes to a body on a bicycle tearing down a twisty mountain descent at speed, particularly in the rain. But it is here, on the boundary between clarity and ambiguity, wher...

@frank's posts:

  1. @RedRanger Yeah, that’s Ryder’s bike – I was wondering about a source for JVS riding a 56. But talk about slammed – no head set top cap to get the bars low enough! »

Bicycles and automobiles- can’t we all just get along? @Kah writes about this universal (do aliens have this issue also?) problem of us co-existing with humans in cars. We all drive cars too and have cursed the occasional cyclists for some good reason. Cars are our greatest threat. We can crawl away from our own bicycle crashes, thanks very m...

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  1. @brett Seconded. That thing is ridiculous. Wear arm warmers or a jacket like the rest of us. @ChrisO Hee-hee. »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. No change to the GC today. Here’s hoping the racing kicks up a bit again; that was an awfully large group to finish together on such a big climb. »

We close out the 6 Days of the Giro with our sixth and final installment.A body at rest, stays at rest. A body in motion, stays in motion. Things get a bit more ambiguous when it comes to a body on a bicycle tearing down a twisty mountain descent at speed, particularly in the rain. But it is here, on the boundary between clarity and ambiguity, wher...

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  1. @PT Do you know where you found that? Modern tall Pros do ride relatively smaller frames for reasons I’ve written about many times, but Hesj is closer to 6’2 and might ride a 56; JVS rides a 61cm, as far as I know. That ain’t no 56. »

Bicycles and automobiles- can’t we all just get along? @Kah writes about this universal (do aliens have this issue also?) problem of us co-existing with humans in cars. We all drive cars too and have cursed the occasional cyclists for some good reason. Cars are our greatest threat. We can crawl away from our own bicycle crashes, thanks very m...

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  1. @the-farmer And don’t wear a YJA. @G’rilla +1 badge to you, matey. Spot the fuck on. »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. Despite the weather and several riders losing time, there was not much change to the GC; Gesink dropped out of contention  and Scarples fell further back as well, but the only big change to the overall is that Santambrogio took Gesink’s spot in fourth. … »

Bicycles and automobiles- can’t we all just get along? @Kah writes about this universal (do aliens have this issue also?) problem of us co-existing with humans in cars. We all drive cars too and have cursed the occasional cyclists for some good reason. Cars are our greatest threat. We can crawl away from our own bicycle crashes, thanks very m...

@frank's posts:

  1. I think it was @Cyclops who said that black is the only color that truly does not occur in nature and is therefor not used in any (US) camo. That means that the full Zwarte V-Kit – especially in it’s latest 100% black incarnation, is the most visible cycl… »

  2. @ten B Designed by Cipo, so it gets a pass. It is somehow awesome in its garishness and Rule Violations. Slideshow: Fullscreen: Download: Powered by DM Albums™ »

  3. @DerHoggz Its right up there with mirrors; a plea to control the uncontrollable – to make yourself feel safer, which is not in itself offensive. The fact that it comes at the price of all aesthetic integrity is what makes it such an unforgivable offense… »

  4. @Mike_P I ran a red light yesterday because I wasn’t heavy enough to trigger the sensor. Sat there for two light cycles and lost my patience. Other than that, its a horrible habit. Same with stop signs, though I’m inclined to not come to a complete sto… »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. @eightzero Evie’s got some good shit to say. If only more riders had her background, things would get done! *runs and hides* »

Bicycles and automobiles- can’t we all just get along? @Kah writes about this universal (do aliens have this issue also?) problem of us co-existing with humans in cars. We all drive cars too and have cursed the occasional cyclists for some good reason. Cars are our greatest threat. We can crawl away from our own bicycle crashes, thanks very m...

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  1. @brett thats a lot of tough talk coming from a guy wearing a lantern. »

We close out the 6 Days of the Giro with our sixth and final installment.A body at rest, stays at rest. A body in motion, stays in motion. Things get a bit more ambiguous when it comes to a body on a bicycle tearing down a twisty mountain descent at speed, particularly in the rain. But it is here, on the boundary between clarity and ambiguity, wher...

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  1. I was reminded of another reason to weight the outside foot: it unweights your saddle so you’re not a sack of potatoes when you hit a bump you don’t see mid-corner. Its the same principle as riding cobbles or riding a cross bike or a hard-tail MTB: unwei… »

  2. Here’s a news flash for all you aspiring photographers. You know what kind of fancy-dancy high tech camera Pedale used for the cover shot? No? Oh, HIS FUCKING iPHONE. »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. Looks like Cav’s custom Venge has his name written in Velomiskrit. »

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  1. @RedRanger »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. @San Tonio We’ve been at the forefront of bringing attention to Women’s Cycling – to the protest of many in this community when we introduced the Women’s VSP, I might add. I’m proud to see how much momentum the Women’s VSP is gaining and to see the oth… »

Jump to: Scoring Guidelines • Schedule • ResultsThe Velominati Super Prestige is a season-long competition wherein readers will be submitting their predictions for the top five finishers of each qualifying race.  In order to qualify, the reader must enter their submission as a comment to the post pertaining to the race in question by 5am on th...

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  1. @Mikael Liddy It’s not called Rabobank Ladies, it is Rabobank-Liv/Giant. Which means Vos is not racing which brings me back to my jab at @Buckin’ Bronco. »

  2. @Buck Rogers isn’t Vos on RLG? »

We close out the 6 Days of the Giro with our sixth and final installment.A body at rest, stays at rest. A body in motion, stays in motion. Things get a bit more ambiguous when it comes to a body on a bicycle tearing down a twisty mountain descent at speed, particularly in the rain. But it is here, on the boundary between clarity and ambiguity, wher...

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  1. @Nate Word to that, the ‘Tickets seem to be perfectly balanced. Not to talk up a tire too much, but glue a handmade tire like an FMB to a pair and you have perfect balance, perfect suppleness, and perfect grip. My goodness my Guinness! »

  2. @Patrick That’s pretty much how you pronounce it! Raul was a right stud, too. His win into Spa was one of my favorites. Slideshow: Fullscreen: Download: Powered by DM Albums™ @G’rilla, there he is riding that Coors Classic jersey yo… »

  3. @Pedale.Forchetta Merckx be praised! I updated the photo with a higher res version from your site and restored it to its original aspect ration (I had defaced it earlier by cropping – I didn’t know it was yours; I would never do that to your photos!) An… »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @nkanafani Three? I count at least seven. At least the guy in the back is on a bike at all. »

We close out the 6 Days of the Giro with our sixth and final installment.A body at rest, stays at rest. A body in motion, stays in motion. Things get a bit more ambiguous when it comes to a body on a bicycle tearing down a twisty mountain descent at speed, particularly in the rain. But it is here, on the boundary between clarity and ambiguity, wher...

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  1. Stable geometry is also handy for eating cobbles. »

  2. Merckx was also an amazing descender; in fact, his geometry was tuned to being able to go downhill as fast as possible in order to catch the climbers back on the way down after presumably getting dropped by them on the way up. His bikes are wildly stab… »