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This is not Vietnam. This is cycling and there are rules.

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Update: You can watch the live stream (assuming it works from the velodrome) on the Velominati channel at USTREAM. When you log in, you’ll first see my little test video of my puppy eating grass. Please disregard me yelling at it. That never happened.I have always considered myself to have a good imagination, something I attribute half to my...

@motor city's posts:

  1. I’ll be watching from the UK. I think i’ve worked out that The Hipsters Republic of Portlandia is either 7 or 8 hours behind so i think @frank rolls at 10pm or 11pm. Anyone know for sure? »

We are the Keepers of the Cog. In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

@motor city's posts:

  1. @scmtns No, it makes you the weekend warrior who seems to think they are racing. You aren’t, you are just riding slightly faster than those of a lower ability than you, which isn’t really much of a challenge. »

  2. @wiscot This has reminded me to post this link to the stupidest bike product I’ve seen for a while…padded arm warmers. wtf? http://road.cc/content/review/85080-stanto-velo-protective-arm-warmers »

Update: You can watch the live stream (assuming it works from the velodrome) on the Velominati channel at USTREAM. When you log in, you’ll first see my little test video of my puppy eating grass. Please disregard me yelling at it. That never happened.I have always considered myself to have a good imagination, something I attribute half to my...

@motor city's posts:

  1. If Sean Kelly is commentating I want @frank to have a mechanical and bail out at ‘turty tree dot tree tree keelometres’ »

  2. @Buck Rogers I hope you don’t mind but I’ve put the picks in distance order so its easier to see the spread: G’rilla DNF V-olcano 35 Russ 35.55 Hashola 36 Brett 36.666 Velovita 36.84 Mikael Liddy 36.85 Spun Up 37.15 actor1 37.256 t… »

Every once in a while, you stumble across a quote that changes your outlook on how you approach life. Of course, this requires that one does a good deal of “reading”, which is a problem for me, as reading anything that isn’t Cycling-related feels the same as doing “work”. I do the odd bit of it nevertheless, and in a r...

@motor city's posts:

  1. Obligatory book in hand shot. Good work @keepers »

The mighty VSP generator has been switched on once again. The mil-spec hydraulic fluid has been changed since the Giro. A new power take-off belt has also been installed. And the punch card reader has been refurbished.Broome and Berti are already riding the Critérium du Dauphiné. The top contenders prefer the Dauphiné for the decent recovery all...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Tee Jay Van Ladygarden 2. Dumbrowkski 3. Dan Martin 4. Krewzzziger 5. Pinot »

Update: You can watch the live stream (assuming it works from the velodrome) on the Velominati channel at USTREAM. When you log in, you’ll first see my little test video of my puppy eating grass. Please disregard me yelling at it. That never happened.I have always considered myself to have a good imagination, something I attribute half to my...

@motor city's posts:

  1. @936adl @Chris He is worth following on twitter as well: @doctor_hutch »

  2. Just searching images of Alpenrose track (it looks gnarly) I found a picture of the bike they’ve picked for frank: my guess is 40.55KM. »

  3. Good Luck Frank. Its too late to help, but I heartily recommend this book: http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Hour-Michael-Hutchinson/dp/0224075209   It’s an account of Michael Hutchinson’s hour attempt but it also gives a great history of the hour record ov… »

Addiction is typically defined as a bad thing. Addiction to drugs, to alcohol, sex or even work is usually portrayed as a condition to be battled, to overcome. The same sources may recommend a strict regime of regular exercise and healthy living as the perfect antidote to the bad addictions that befall an overwhelming majority of the general popul...

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  1. The devil makes work for idle legs. Nice article Brett and stories from others. My favorite cycling quote can be used to describe life in general – ‘There will be chaos – keep pedaling’. »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

@motor city's posts:

  1. Its Fenwick Stealth Lube for me. Lovely stuff. »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @JohnB I also have Giro Trans and use the high arch support. Really nice shoes for my feet. »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

@motor city's posts:

  1. More boring dopers caught doping. I’m going to cheer myself up with this great photo of the Galibier stage from the always rad manual for speed http://www.manualforspeed.com/ »

  2. ha. from twitter:   UK Cycling Expert ‏@ukcyclingexpert3h They call the timed trial the ‘race against truth.’ So true! #giro #passion »

  3. Nibbles over 4 minutes clear on GC. He must be doping… »

  4. I’ve been really looking forward to todays stage since I first looked at the stages in detail. Hope it lives up to expectations. »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

@motor city's posts:

  1. @DerHoggz I ride Conti GP4000S (23′s) and get on well with them.  I also have a pair of Conti Attack / Force that are really nice tyres but are too lightweight for the roads where I live. My rain / commuting bike has Schwalbe Durano that have been really… »

  2. @snoov @itburns  Cheers for your help. Will take another look at the bike tonight and your suggestions. The cage seems to move across ok and the position indicator moves all the way to the left on the shifter. It then just seems to be missing the third c… »

  3. I need some front mech help as my n2 is stuck in the small ring. Tension and alingment seem ok but the shifter will only click up 2 times not 3 so the chain dumps back down. Its humble tiagra thats covered around 6000km. Any ideas where to start? »

Bicycles and automobiles- can’t we all just get along? @Kah writes about this universal (do aliens have this issue also?) problem of us co-existing with humans in cars. We all drive cars too and have cursed the occasional cyclists for some good reason. Cars are our greatest threat. We can crawl away from our own bicycle crashes, thanks very m...

@motor city's posts:

  1. I’ve just picked up one of these Mavic H20 Sprint jackets that I’ll wear during my dark commutes over the winter. It’s a quality bit of kit, well fitted and not stupid expensive. The white / black contrast will make me as visible as I need to be. I’d say … »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

@motor city's posts:

  1. 2 riders out for me and like others I have wrong Sky Colombian. »

  2. @Chris No that would be ‘watching badgers’. Number 9 in this great list: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22470691 »

Day 5 of the Six Days of the Giro continues with an impromptu VSP event.Lets have a look at where we are in the 2013 Giro. Wiggins must have spent time training in Luxembourg because he’s been descending like a Schleck when things get dodgy before disappearing into the team van to have a cry about it. Hesjedal has put in some good moves and...

@motor city's posts:

  1. @Chris I can recommend @ukcyclingexpert on twitter. Its a spoof account but they come out wih some funny stuff. »

  2. Great great stage today. »