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Velominatus: paolo

Order: Level 2 Velominatus

Location: Los Angeles ( sucking the soul out of cycling since 2008)

An English man in self imposed exile. I can often be found riding a Cervelo in the hills above Malibu. I find there are worse ways to pass the time....

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In most situations, silence is an ominous thing that signals impending doom. Having never been in any danger myself, I base this largely on my experience watching box-office movies. As a general rule, I use Hollywood as the principal source of information on all subjects as they relate to doom and politics, principally because I’m loath t...

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  1. I’d like to try some of Lim’s recipes too but I’m afraid I’d get the EPO dosage wrong or that my blood bags would go off whilst in the freezer.   Just sayin’ »

  2. @mcsqueak I’m sure you guys have checked…not trying to piss Scaler off, but when I have had consistent clicking underload I found that the lock ring on the cassette was just not quite snugged up.  As you say…enuff of dat! »

  3. @scaler911 mavics by any chance?   Just curious. »

Bicycles and automobiles- can’t we all just get along? @Kah writes about this universal (do aliens have this issue also?) problem of us co-existing with humans in cars. We all drive cars too and have cursed the occasional cyclists for some good reason. Cars are our greatest threat. We can crawl away from our own bicycle crashes, thanks very m...

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  1. @scaler911 There it is…I’m a Buffoon with fat fingers… »

  2. @paolo oops wrong article quoted…..was supposed to be about egg timers retirement.   Dunno how that happened! »

  3. @G’rilla Thank the baby jeebus I won’t have to read any articles this year about how he’s a genuine contender at this years TDF.  I guess they will just write the same articles though and replace his name with Teejay Van Garderen’s »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. If I make swaps I could end up with negative points…….like wiggo I will shuffle off and prepare for the Tour! »

In most situations, silence is an ominous thing that signals impending doom. Having never been in any danger myself, I base this largely on my experience watching box-office movies. As a general rule, I use Hollywood as the principal source of information on all subjects as they relate to doom and politics, principally because I’m loath t...

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  1. @mcsqueak squeekers, my c24 dura ace wheels were chirping a while back.. I was sure it was the bearings, took it to my lbs and they put a dot of tri flow on each spoke where it meets the rim. No more noise. The guy said you always have a problem at the i… »

Bicycles and automobiles- can’t we all just get along? @Kah writes about this universal (do aliens have this issue also?) problem of us co-existing with humans in cars. We all drive cars too and have cursed the occasional cyclists for some good reason. Cars are our greatest threat. We can crawl away from our own bicycle crashes, thanks very m...

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  1. On passing a group slightly more elderly yjas a few years back, my sensei told me ” if you ever get one of those jackets, you can never ride with me again” »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. @strathlubnaig Doh!! »

  2. @eightzero Apparently the gifted one was quoted as saying “it was hard,flipping hard. Not as hard as making my first million but still, jolly tough!” On behalf of affluent cyclists everywhere I wish her well.    Smiley face smiley face because emoticon… »

  3. I make a no swaps….it a smacks of a de anti V.   We hold out and press on…. »

  4. @ChrisO I thought that their chief weapon was ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope!!    Or is that just for the Vuelta ??  »

Day 5 of the Six Days of the Giro continues with an impromptu VSP event.Lets have a look at where we are in the 2013 Giro. Wiggins must have spent time training in Luxembourg because he’s been descending like a Schleck when things get dodgy before disappearing into the team van to have a cry about it. Hesjedal has put in some good moves and...

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  1. That’s as good a summation of the race so far that I have read anywhere.  If Wiggins does not have some kind of bug then I just don’t understand the utter lack of heart this last week.   Training in Luxembourg ( there’s an o in it Frank) indeed.  I need … »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @frank Indeed.  I just thought that after riding with a Keeper and seeing the principle rules on your shorts he would have had an epiphany.       I am doing an organized century ride in So. Cal this coming Saturday.   If I see someone in Velominati kit… »

  2. @Joe Interesting masochistic cirlce of life you got going on there Joe! I punish myself by riding with a backpack of bricks for the crime of riding with a backpack of bricks… »

  3. Interesting thread on Cervelo forum… Ok so it wasn’t me and it wasn’t Joe.  Anyone wanna ‘fess up? Anyone?     Bento box indeed…for shame! And you’d think Tyler would know better what with having rode with frank and all. »

We continue our Six Days of the Giro series with a look at the troubled bond between Marco Pantani and the Giro.Some were meant to be tormented, as though it were preordained that their brilliance should be balanced with fatal flaws. These are tortured souls, whose dramatic highs are equalled only by the devastating depths of their lows. Continu...

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  1. @frank Could not the same be said of a certain Texan ?     The reason, I believe, that we feel differently about Pantani is because of his humanity and his failings.  He was an artisan and wore his heart on his sleeve.  It may well be a double standar… »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. That fucking helmet of Paolini’s looks rediculous!!  Seriously shite. »

  2. @Ron De Gendt is riding the Tour of California next week »

We’re heaping coals on the Giro frenzy that’s burning in all corners of the Cycling world by issuing the second installment of the monthly BigRingRiding Sur la Plaque series while at the same time kicking off the Six Days of the Giro series where we’ll post six articles on the subject of this, the best Grand Tour of the year. Y...

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  1. @DerHoggz Observe Rule #5 I’d say. »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. awwwww…too early »

  2. Wow…Ryder attacks ….go go go. »

We’re heaping coals on the Giro frenzy that’s burning in all corners of the Cycling world by issuing the second installment of the monthly BigRingRiding Sur la Plaque series while at the same time kicking off the Six Days of the Giro series where we’ll post six articles on the subject of this, the best Grand Tour of the year. Y...

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  1. @harminator Agreed…one does not sport the “hairy boxers” »

Change creeps in slowly, it has a way of taking the seemingly immutable and eroding it over time. It’s inevitable; if the great canyons were carved from the solid rock of Mount Velomis by such a soft thing as water, then it should come as no surprise that the Velominati V-Kit would also change with time. As David St. Hubbins says, “Th...

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  1. There was a young man called snoov of the new kit he did so approve his own kit seemd so old but now he’s been told it’s retro, so now it’s all gold. ( ok I’ll stop now) »