Velominati Community Profile Archive

Velominatus: paolo

Order: Level 2 Velominatus

Location: Los Angeles ( sucking the soul out of cycling since 2008)

An English man in self imposed exile. I can often be found riding a Cervelo in the hills above Malibu. I find there are worse ways to pass the time....

@paolo's activity:

Bicycles and automobiles- can’t we all just get along? @Kah writes about this universal (do aliens have this issue also?) problem of us co-existing with humans in cars. We all drive cars too and have cursed the occasional cyclists for some good reason. Cars are our greatest threat. We can crawl away from our own bicycle crashes, thanks very m...

@paolo's posts:

  1. On passing a group slightly more elderly yjas a few years back, my sensei told me ” if you ever get one of those jackets, you can never ride with me again” »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

@paolo's posts:

  1. @strathlubnaig Doh!! »

  2. @eightzero Apparently the gifted one was quoted as saying “it was hard,flipping hard. Not as hard as making my first million but still, jolly tough!” On behalf of affluent cyclists everywhere I wish her well.    Smiley face smiley face because emoticon… »

  3. I make a no swaps….it a smacks of a de anti v.   We hold out and press on…. »

  4. @ChrisO I thought that their chief weapon was ruthless efficiency and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope!!    Or is that just for the Vuelta ??  »

Day 5 of the Six Days of the Giro continues with an impromptu VSP event.Lets have a look at where we are in the 2013 Giro. Wiggins must have spent time training in Luxembourg because he’s been descending like a Schleck when things get dodgy before disappearing into the team van to have a cry about it. Hesjedal has put in some good moves and...

@paolo's posts:

  1. That’s as good a summation of the race so far that I have read anywhere.  If Wiggins does not have some kind of bug then I just don’t understand the utter lack of heart this last week.   Training in Luxembourg ( there’s an o in it Frank) indeed.  I need … »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

@paolo's posts:

  1. @frank Indeed.  I just thought that after riding with a Keeper and seeing the principle rules on your shorts he would have had an epiphany.       I am doing an organized century ride in So. Cal this coming Saturday.   If I see someone in Velominati kit… »

  2. @Joe Interesting masochistic cirlce of life you got going on there Joe! I punish myself by riding with a backpack of bricks for the crime of riding with a backpack of bricks… »

  3. Interesting thread on Cervelo forum… Ok so it wasn’t me and it wasn’t Joe.  Anyone wanna ‘fess up? Anyone?     Bento box indeed…for shame! And you’d think Tyler would know better what with having rode with frank and all. »

We continue our Six Days of the Giro series with a look at the troubled bond between Marco Pantani and the Giro.Some were meant to be tormented, as though it were preordained that their brilliance should be balanced with fatal flaws. These are tortured souls, whose dramatic highs are equalled only by the devastating depths of their lows. Continu...

@paolo's posts:

  1. @frank Could not the same be said of a certain Texan ?     The reason, I believe, that we feel differently about Pantani is because of his humanity and his failings.  He was an artisan and wore his heart on his sleeve.  It may well be a double standar… »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

@paolo's posts:

  1. That fucking helmet of Paolini’s looks rediculous!!  Seriously shite. »

  2. @Ron De Gendt is riding the Tour of California next week »

We’re heaping coals on the Giro frenzy that’s burning in all corners of the Cycling world by issuing the second installment of the monthly BigRingRiding Sur la Plaque series while at the same time kicking off the Six Days of the Giro series where we’ll post six articles on the subject of this, the best Grand Tour of the year. Y...

@paolo's posts:

  1. @DerHoggz Observe Rule #5 I’d say. »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

@paolo's posts:

  1. awwwww…too early »

  2. Wow…Ryder attacks ….go go go. »

We’re heaping coals on the Giro frenzy that’s burning in all corners of the Cycling world by issuing the second installment of the monthly BigRingRiding Sur la Plaque series while at the same time kicking off the Six Days of the Giro series where we’ll post six articles on the subject of this, the best Grand Tour of the year. Y...

@paolo's posts:

  1. @harminator Agreed…one does not sport the “hairy boxers” »

Change creeps in slowly, it has a way of taking the seemingly immutable and eroding it over time. It’s inevitable; if the great canyons were carved from the solid rock of Mount Velomis by such a soft thing as water, then it should come as no surprise that the Velominati V-Kit would also change with time. As David St. Hubbins says, “Th...

@paolo's posts:

  1. There was a young man called snoov of the new kit he did so approve his own kit seemd so old but now he’s been told it’s retro, so now it’s all gold. ( ok I’ll stop now) »

  2. @mcsqueak middle aged men dressed inappropriately…seems about right. »

  3. There is a young man called Boyd who’s anger you’d do well to avoid His kit’s gone astray which has caused much dismay and now he’s very annoyed.   ( sorry…slow day at work) »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

@paolo's posts:

  1. @frank and talking of demented…Gesink, really?   VSP PICKS: 1. Wiggins 2. Nibbles 3. Hesjedal 4. Scarponi 5. Sanchez »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

@paolo's posts:

  1. @Chris It is that, Chris it is that. But people ride it because its a fantastic road,   4k ish at about 7% avg  of switchbacks.  Fantastic views.  Its called Rockstore and its on Mullholand Highway and has been featured in the Tour of California. I rid… »

André Leducq was a complete French Badass, with a capital B. He was third, below Merckx and Hinault for Tour de France stage wins. Nicolas Frantz was an equally Badass Luxembourger. He rode to more victories than Frandy Schleck shall ever attain in a few lifetimes. He did win the Tour de France.The crowd is obviously pleased to have these thin, he...

@paolo's posts:

  1. @Joe There used to be a really cool Indian in Silverlake on Sunset called Tantra, Anyhoo if you don’t mind riding with a Brummie ( without the black country accent) and I am no great shakes as a rider I can tell you but I’d be happy to show you around t… »

  2. @Joe Tinhorn Flats is a bar in Burbank, has a beer garden.  There are a few god pubs in Hollywood, Santa Monica ( bit touristy) and dotted around the Valley.  Where do you ride Joe? »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

@paolo's posts:

  1. @pasmith1001 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0z_Qqnq8pI8 you are so far from the path…..no. Never. No yellow jersey, no fucking rainbow stripes. No. »

  2. @brett Guilty….I like milk and I don’t really give a shit.   Sorry. »