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This photo is perhaps the greatest of all time; it shows The Prophet riding in the 1969 Ronde van Vlaanderen, kit and machine perfect. Rule #9 conditions in abundance. He’s gone off the front with some 80km left to race, which predictably sent his directeur into a rage. Ordered to return to the bunch, Merckx calmly suggested he go screw hi...

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  1. @scaler911 There’s a roo farm in Arlington. They escape. Never say never. I never expected to hit a peacock, but almost did last week. Imperious little fuckers think they own the road. »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @piwakawaka First thought: do it! Beautiful. Second: needs a proper track stem, but you’ll never find one with the matching panto. (There’s a guy who does milling, drilling and painting though…) Third: wish it was my size. »

This photo is perhaps the greatest of all time; it shows The Prophet riding in the 1969 Ronde van Vlaanderen, kit and machine perfect. Rule #9 conditions in abundance. He’s gone off the front with some 80km left to race, which predictably sent his directeur into a rage. Ordered to return to the bunch, Merckx calmly suggested he go screw hi...

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  1. @asyax Wool DeFeet socks at least…always appropriate. »

  2. Happy Birthday Eddy! And Merry Festum Prophetae all. Couldn’t decide which Merckx to ride today, so it had to be both. Couple hours on the Pista this morning, couple more on the Corsa Extra after work (where I glued tubulars instead of actually working)…. »

This week’s Guest Article comes from our friend, @blacktoolpower (l) and our editor Drummond Moir (r). In anticipation of our book’s imminent release, these two donned their lab coats and headed out to the streets of London to assess the state of Rule Compliance in the city’s commuter crowd. Always remember: leave this kind of ins...

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  1. @PeakInTwoYears After our local “World Naked Bike Ride” rolled past my office last week I heard a mother on the sidewalk seizing the teachable moment; “See, that’s why we wear clothes.” »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @Spun Up 70s-80s is a significant span, especially with the innovations of the mid to late 80s. If you want to build a frame up period-correct, consider what you do or don’t want in terms of aesthetics and functionality — aero brake levers, indexed shif… »

Every once in a while, you stumble across a quote that changes your outlook on how you approach life. Of course, this requires that one does a good deal of “reading”, which is a problem for me, as reading anything that isn’t Cycling-related feels the same as doing “work”. I do the odd bit of it nevertheless, and in a r...

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  1. @Garrrrh! A free ebook convertor like Calibre should be able to convert it. »

La Vie Velominatus isn’t a part-time gig. La Vie means the life, and The V is my life. Otherwise, I’d be Some V Velominatus, some of the time.Even when I’m not riding my bike, like the last two weeks (for reasons which don’t really matter, and offering them only renders them excuses), I live La Vie through other avenues. Eve...

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  1. “Erebus,” the first book by Greenpeace co-founder Robert Hunter, had a similar influence on me. A very dark, disturbing, experimental novel drawing on his experience working at a Winnipeg abbatoir. Long overlooked and out of print, unfortunately. »

I find it interesting to observe the chasm between parties engaged in a conversation, particularly in response to questions being asked. I’m thinking, at present, of the question, “How many bikes do you have?” My feelings in response are nothing short of complex and maybe a bit confused; reservation that I feel I should have a mo...

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  1. She’s a beaut, Frank! (Still wondering if those are technically MTB pedals). Just built up an 80s Merckx for gravel, hard pack and chip seal; nothing so spectacular, just wide-ish gearing and 25mm diamond tread tubulars on 32 spoke box rims. It’s a bla… »

Update: You can watch the live stream (assuming it works from the velodrome) on the Velominati channel at USTREAM. When you log in, you’ll first see my little test video of my puppy eating grass. Please disregard me yelling at it. That never happened.I have always considered myself to have a good imagination, something I attribute half to my...

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  1. Merckxspeed Frank! Stoked that this is finally happening and wishing I could be there. I too have been obsessed with the Hour Record since my cycling infancy. Beyond the brutality of the physical effort, it’s the mental toll, the absolute alone-ness. Th… »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @snoov While I’ve been known to employ a hammer somewhat indiscriminately myself, I’m hoping the one on the floor there was for the loose baseboards rather than the bike… »

Every once in a while, you stumble across a quote that changes your outlook on how you approach life. Of course, this requires that one does a good deal of “reading”, which is a problem for me, as reading anything that isn’t Cycling-related feels the same as doing “work”. I do the odd bit of it nevertheless, and in a r...

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  1. @Mikael Liddy How many Velominati does it take to change a light bulb? »

  2. Chapeau, Frank and Keepers! Looking forward to picking up a copy. Couldn’t they have pushed the release date to June 17? Oh, and not to be a jackass, but the inventor(s) of the light bulb and the motion picture are debatable. Patents and working exampl… »

Bicycles and automobiles- can’t we all just get along? @Kah writes about this universal (do aliens have this issue also?) problem of us co-existing with humans in cars. We all drive cars too and have cursed the occasional cyclists for some good reason. Cars are our greatest threat. We can crawl away from our own bicycle crashes, thanks very m...

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  1. @brett Ha! Got me. Missed the emoticon… @Kah I am an idiot. Please accept my apology. Hill repeats for penance. »

  2. @Kah You misunderstand me, just as you misunderstand The Rules and this article. Velominati Lead by Example. I would never tell a complete stranger that their socks are too long or their EPMS is an embarrassment. The Rules are based on cycling hi… »

  3. @scaler911 @Beers @ChrisO @Deakus Well said, all of you. Anecdotally, I’ve been hit by cars three times in the past two years. Twice while wearing colourful kit (Razesa/Spain jersey, orange Dutch jersey) and the drivers swore they didn’t see me. Third… »

  4. Aesthetics and the misguided faith in visibility the YJA instils in the wearer aside, it’s the smug sense of Authority the magic cloak bestows that gets me. I’ve had YJAs scold me for wearing black kit, for riding in the rain without fenders (or not havin… »

We are the Keepers of the Cog. In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @minion I often go four hours without food while functioning in the real world. It’s pretty fucking awful, but I manage. »

Young riders rise through the ranks with such promise. We all know the story; the rider who borrows a bicycle and enters a local race and wins. He decides he might be good at going batshit fast on a bike. Mom and Dad buy him a klunker for his birthday and he takes out a license. He starts winning most races he enters locally and rises to the region...

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  1. @piwakawaka It might just have been the head of the moto driver that was removed… I think the photo is from ’88 on the Gavia, just before things got really bad, so maybe that’s Hampsten in front of Chioccioli? »

  2. @Mikael Liddy I wasn’t suggesting that it ruined that photo. I didn’t even think much of it until @universio pointed it out. Same photo is on Cyclingnews.com, so perhaps that’s when/where it was photoshopped. May not have been to remove another rider, may… »

  3. for instance: »

  4. I think what universio is referring to are the obvious photoshop artifacts where another rider or two were erased from the image using the clone tool. To the right of Coppino, and at the bottom right of the photo, there are duplicated areas, repeating pat… »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @mouse Yep, SL is a little lighter than SLX. SLX was introduced a bit earlier, 84 or 85. The rifling in the bottom end of the seat and downtube (and chainstays) makes the bottom bracket area stiffer, and there’s suggestion it was also to beef up the do… »

  2. @roger SL is nothing to sneeze at. I have SL and SLX frames from the era (Merckx) and they both ride beautifully. That’s a nice, handmade Italian frame that appears to be in almost mint condition. Components look to be Athena (below Chorus but rarish in… »

There are always at least two ways to accomplish any task: properly and improperly. Drinking beer from a glass, not the bottle; carrying a full umbrella instead of a miniature fold-up; stirring your gin martinis, not shaking them; wearing french cuffs with a suit, not button cuffs. The Velominatus, of course, is drawn towards doing things Properly,...

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  1.   Match your cuffs to your hatband, your tires to your pocket square.   »