Velominati Community Profile Archive

Velominatus: scaler911

Order: Guest Contributor

Location: Vancouver WA

Cat II (USA Cycling), Cat III (OBRA), also weekend warrior/ armchair cycling critic.

@scaler911's activity:

In most situations, silence is an ominous thing that signals impending doom. Having never been in any danger myself, I base this largely on my experience watching box-office movies. As a general rule, I use Hollywood as the principal source of information on all subjects as they relate to doom and politics, principally because I’m loath t...

@scaler911's posts:

  1. @frank I just went back and reread your post. Why the fuck would you need “locktite” on your lock ring? Tell me it doesn’t require the red version. »

The Ride. It is the cathedral of our sport, where we worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. It is the end to our means. Indeed, The Bike may be the central tool to our sport, but to turn the pedals is to experience the sensation of freedom, of flight. It is all for The Ride.The world is overflowing with small, twisty roads that capture ou...

@scaler911's posts:

  1. @DerHoggz That sucks to be sure. But when you’ve been on the bike for 75 miles, a shit ton of climbing, whittled the field down to 8 (from 110 starters, trip to Nationals on the line), 3K to go, and you flat. That sucks worse. »

Cogals are meetings of like-minded misfits brought together by the promise of beer, preceded by a bike ride. Cogals are free, open to all, organized by our fellow Velominati and are always followed by consumption of post-ride recovery ales and merriment. These are gatherings of unbridled observance of Rule #4.Cogals differ themselves from other...

@scaler911's posts:

  1. « May 2013 »
    SundayMondayTuesdayWednesdayThursdayFridaySaturday
    28 29 30 1 2 3 4
    5 6 7 8 9 10 11
    12 13 14 15 16 17 18
    19 20 21 22 23 24 25
    26 27 28 29 30 31 1
In most situations, silence is an ominous thing that signals impending doom. Having never been in any danger myself, I base this largely on my experience watching box-office movies. As a general rule, I use Hollywood as the principal source of information on all subjects as they relate to doom and politics, principally because I’m loath t...

@scaler911's posts:

  1. @frank PDX Cogal. We’ll see…………. »

  2. @frank I’ve never in my life greased spacers. Rather than flame on about wether I think it’ll work or not (I can just call you if I want to do that), I’ll drop over, hell, I’ll quit beer for 3 months (’cause there’s no need to get stupid with the betti… »

  3. Alright people. The problem with McSqueaks whip is not his “skewers” nor his headset. I won’t bore you with the reasons I know this, but do you really think I’d let my Pedalwan tear apart his rear hub without a bit of inspection? It’s in the hub. Really. »

  4. @mcsqueak Yes. But there’s always beer involved, so it’s all good. »

Bicycles and automobiles- can’t we all just get along? @Kah writes about this universal (do aliens have this issue also?) problem of us co-existing with humans in cars. We all drive cars too and have cursed the occasional cyclists for some good reason. Cars are our greatest threat. We can crawl away from our own bicycle crashes, thanks very m...

@scaler911's posts:

  1. Off topic but eggtimer is retiring (about time): http://www.pelotonmagazine.com/Feedzone/content/6/2324/Leipheimer-Retires »

  2. @Erik Andersen While I’m sorry for your losses, and injuries of your friends, I think you’re missing the point. Let me say up front that I’ve been in the back of an ambulance from “distracted driver” hitting me on my bike. Twice. And I’ve had friends and… »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

@scaler911's posts:

  1. @xyxax I stay away from getting that skinny these days. The extra couple Kg’s keeps me healthier, and to be totally honest, I don’t race nearly as much as I did when I was in my 20′s (when I had delusions of going to Europe and chasing a pro contract). … »

Bicycles and automobiles- can’t we all just get along? @Kah writes about this universal (do aliens have this issue also?) problem of us co-existing with humans in cars. We all drive cars too and have cursed the occasional cyclists for some good reason. Cars are our greatest threat. We can crawl away from our own bicycle crashes, thanks very m...

@scaler911's posts:

  1. Lately, I’ve been trying to be more of a “hey, at least they’re out riding” kind of guy. That is until I receive unsolicited advice on my choice of kit/ bike/ position relative to the fog line. It doesn’t happen often, but when it does, it always comes fr… »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

@scaler911's posts:

  1. @xyxax The problem with BMI is it can be inaccurate regarding body fat %. Putting my height and weight into a BMI calculator, I average ~21.5, and ~20.5 would be where I get sick.  But, what I do know (personally) is that I’m 180cm- and 72.5Kg normally…. »

  2. @xyxax I was just having this discussion yesterday. I think part of the problem is weight, specifically body fat content. While I have no scientific evidence of why, I’ve noticed that when I drop below a certain Kg, I tend to get respiratory infections … »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

@scaler911's posts:

  1. @the Engine Ya, but the fuckwad article and the jerk common- tatering after were a bit much. Guess I’m a “Fred/ Mamil”. AND, I can state for a fact, that COTHO has never been any influence in my choice of cycling kit. »

We close out the 6 Days of the Giro with our sixth and final installment.A body at rest, stays at rest. A body in motion, stays in motion. Things get a bit more ambiguous when it comes to a body on a bicycle tearing down a twisty mountain descent at speed, particularly in the rain. But it is here, on the boundary between clarity and ambiguity, wher...

@scaler911's posts:

  1. @PeakInTwoYears Back in the 90′s, I learned that cornering thru 90deg corners in crits, it made sense to keep the bike more upright pressing on the opposite drop from the direction of the turn, sorta “steering” the bike thru the corner, rather than lea… »

  2. @PeakInTwoYears Not really. I may be doing it wrong, but I mostly use pressure like I would when downhill skiing fast. If I’m wanting to turn right, I lean the bike some to the right and apply pressure to my left pedal, as if it was the inside edge of my… »

  3. The only reason to go up a hill, is to go down it as fast as fucking possible. Grippy rubber and lack of self preservation are the keys.  »

Day 5 of the Six Days of the Giro continues with an impromptu VSP event.Lets have a look at where we are in the 2013 Giro. Wiggins must have spent time training in Luxembourg because he’s been descending like a Schleck when things get dodgy before disappearing into the team van to have a cry about it. Hesjedal has put in some good moves and...

@scaler911's posts:

  1. @frank Ah yes then. As I stated in when I sent in my dispute, I’ll go ahead and fuck off now………. »

  2. @frank I didn’t think you guys (Keepers) were eligible for the “special badges”. Protest filed! (you do look good in pink tho, just sayin’). »

  3. This.  VSP PICKS: 1. Nibbles 2. Sammy Sandwich 3. Hey Sink 4. Cuddles 5. Wiggo »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

@scaler911's posts:

  1. I’m sitting OK right now. I could make a swap, but like someone else mentioned, it seems kinda “anti-V”. If I didn’t have over 30pts right now, I may be more inclined swapping Cuddles and Wiggo, and punting the Canook. »

  2. Nibbles! Nibbles! Nibbles! »

We’re into day four of the Six Days of the Giro series, let’s talk trash. Yes the Tour de France started a few years before the Giro and has always been credited as The Tour to win. You win the Giro, you are a stud. Win the Tour and you are a stud for life. Why is that? Is the Tour longer, tougher, more murderous, more beautiful? In the 20...

@scaler911's posts:

  1. That about covers it. @Frank handled the rest………… »

  2. »

  3. »