Velominatus: starclimber
Order: Level 1 Velominatus
Location: Delta BC
Coming soon, but not soon enough. There's some humour buried in that.
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2 hours at or near threshold and that’s all I can pull out of my threshed brain. VSP PICKS (2nd Rest Day Swaps): 1. Nibbler 2. Cuddler 3. Uranater 4. Scarponier 5. Betancurryer »
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‘Wait’ of a Nation will probably be another couple of minutes. Sigh. VSP PICKS: 1. Betancur 2. Nibali 3. Wiggins 4. Evans 5. Gesink »
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I would have thought that too, but my home location regularly drifts in elevation as much as 100 metres. ‘Oh, right, -74 metres, that was when I chose to ignore the bridge and instead rode on the river bottom. Clearly, the virtual power figures were ‘way … »
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Has anyone ever looked more utterly fucked than Tiralongo at the finish? Glorious. Hands down, Il Giro. »
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I have self-shaving legs, and arms too for that matter. It’s like I’ve evolved right out of hair in those locations, or I was simply born to observe at least one of The Rules. »
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Likewise, link fails to open. Bit worried about the work website, also a WordPress item, as I had one ‘unpublished’ bit of spam appear last week, particularly after the problems here. I’ve learned not to say ‘probably nothing’. Poor Marco. All too familia… »
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Well, I’m a Canuck. Shrug. VSP PICKS: 1. Hesjedal 2. Nibali 3. Wiggins 4. Scarponi 5. Betancur »
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Better that reality than a drug-fueled Flandisy. »
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@frank Had a tasting of this fine brew last Saturday evening, where it came up second against a 2007 Samichlaus. The Samichlaus is allegedly both the world’s strongest lager and the ‘world’s rarest beer’, which might be a good thing, given the Ministry… »
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@unversio Yeah, Hinault was both unstoppable force ‘and’ immovable object. Great piece, wiscot, thanks. »
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Bah, this f’n VSP. Shitheads hiding form and springing it on us without warning. ‘Mo-fucking-reno’, for instance. Bah. Fuck it! Ok, for now, at least, fuck it. Later, when I return, I’ll psychically divine the top 5 with nary a moments thought, I will. Y… »
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OOOOH! Close. Nice work, seemunkee. »
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Because, really, I do not know, at all. And even if I knew their current form, they’re women. Maybe they’re pms’ing, bloated, ovulating. Perhaps they’re too lean to menstruate. On the other hand, maybe they’re all on birth control. My research ‘there’ sug… »
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Here’s the forecast, verbatim, I shit you not: SaturdayMainly cloudy with 70 percent chance of rain showers in the morning and 30 percent chance of rain showers or ice pellets late in the afternoon. Risk of a thunderstorm late in the afternoon. 70 perc… »
@Deakus I suffered a short-lived life threatening malt-powered mirth chortle upon reading your response, for which I thank you. If only one phase of water would fall from the skies tomorrow, I could get through this weekend exfurioused. I mean c’mon, V… »
@Gianni Oh, I’za waitin’, massuh, I’za waitin! I’za mosly awaitin’ a cobbled skull-fuckin’ in dee mornin’. This ain’t gonna be pretty. »
Long solo rides can begin to feel like you’ve been dropped and no one gives a shit. Then you dwell on every negative aspect of your existence and consider chucking this stupid fucking sport of all suffering, and for what? Super cathartic to let that stuff… »
@DerHoggz Breakfast panini with egg/ham/english muffin. Carbs/protein/fat, not sweet, easy to digest. Worked the trick today. »