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Velominati Super Prestige: Giro D’Italia 2013

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. So two out of my five out on the same day. As with many I guess. »

Velominati Super Prestige: Giro d’Italia 2013, Stage 10

Day 5 of the Six Days of the Giro continues with an impromptu VSP event.Lets have a look at where we are in the 2013 Giro. Wiggins must have spent time training in Luxembourg because he’s been descending like a Schleck when things get dodgy before disappearing into the team van to have a cry about it. Hesjedal has put in some good moves and...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Wiggins 2. Nibbles 3. Henao 4. Uran 5. Scarponi »

Velominati Super Prestige: Giro D’Italia 2013

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

@Al__S's posts:

  1. Is there a prize for the hardest-to-map picks? I thought my top 3 were pretty bad, but some are positively artful »

  2. Pretty sure Wiggins and Froome have to personally check with Sir Dave before they so much as shit, let alone talk to the press. VSP PICKS: 1. Sir Wiggo 2. Nibbles 3. Cuddles 4. Ryder 5. Henao »

La Vie Velominatus: Lean Properly

There are always at least two ways to accomplish any task: properly and improperly. Drinking beer from a glass, not the bottle; carrying a full umbrella instead of a miniature fold-up; stirring your gin martinis, not shaking them; wearing french cuffs with a suit, not button cuffs. The Velominatus, of course, is drawn towards doing things Properly,...

@Al__S's posts:

  1. If one was to be picky about Wiggo’s bike parking, he did park it drive-side to the wall. »

  2. hah, I was scrolling down through the comments to see if anyone Wiggo’s wig-out… »

Velominati Super Prestige: Luik-Bastenaken-Luik 2013

There is something to love about a race that makes a deviation to its route for the simple joy of sending a fleet of professional riders up a fiendishly steep and narrow ramp. The Cote du Stockeu offers zero benefit to the route from a logistical standpoint – in fact, all it does is complicate things. On the way down from the Cote de Wanne &#...

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  1. Why’s Peter not on the start list? VSP PICKS: 1. Gilbert 2. Gerrans 3. Martin 4. Nibali 5. Froome »

Velominati Super Prestige: La Flèche Wallone Féminine 2013

Last year we saw Evelyn Stevens out-last Marianne Vos at the top of the Mur de Huy. The take home message is don’t start one’s charge too early. Vos should know this finish, having won it four times already. It’s hard to know who is on form in the professional women field as the races are too far apart to infer much from the last...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Borghini 2. Armistead 3. Vos 4. Johanssen 5. Van Dijk »

Velominati Super Prestige: La Flèche Wallone 2013

We came tantalizingly close to adding a foray up the Mur de Huy during our excursion to Liege-Bastogne-Liege during this year’s Keepers Tour. But good sense and The Anti-V prevailed, as they are wont to do, and only two of us were left wanting a dig at the most notorious finishing climb in the Classics season.I write this, then, woefully igno...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Hesjedal 2. Henao 3. Valverde 4. Gilbert 5. Gerrans »

Velominati Super Prestige: Amstel Gold 2013

Yes it is a race named after a barely drinkable Dutch beer. I have enjoyed Amstel beer, brought to our table by a nice waitress, sitting outside in the Dutch spring. Atmosphere is everything. Do the Dutch brew awesome beer? I drank some good stuff in Amsterdam last spring but I’m pretty sure it was Belgian.Now we begin the Ardennes three race...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Sagan 2. Gilbert 3. Gerrans 4. Sergio Henao Montoya 5. BOOM »

Velominati Super Prestige: Paris-Roubaix 2013

It looks so easy on the television. Well, no, actually it looks pretty bloody hard. We think we have some understanding of how they suffer, how their bodies can take the continual beating. But we don’t really know. Not even by riding these abominations they call roads twice in the space of a few days can we understand the scale of the thing...

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  1. @Dr C Clearly not that confident he isn’t going to finish if you’ve included him anyway… »

  2. Not that I wish ill on Spartacus. Just figured I’d take a punt on him maybe going down. After all, if a wildly odd slate comes off you look like a genius… VSP PICKS: 1. Stannard 2. Phinney 3. Dempster 4. Chavanel 5. Boom »

Velominati Super Prestige: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2013

Imagine a world without the little things we take for granted; a house without a roof, a pub with no beer, a Keepers Tour without any clothes. The last one is a reality for me at the moment, five days in and still no trace of where the hell between Wellington and Paris my bag (filled with V-Kit, shoes, helmet, everything) is. The other thing that h...

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  1. I’ve just been watching the highlights on Eurosport (I went riding whilst the race was on…). That attack. That ride away to the finish. Blimey. Incredible- stunning. As for Sagan? Yes, hugely inappropriate. But surely the photo op with the two lovelies… »

Velominati Super Prestige: Ronde van Vlaanderen Féminine 2013

Marianne Vos has never won this? She who wins everything all the time has never won this? Is it not hilly and tough enough? This seems like a tear in the time-space continuum. Someone is going to be wanting to add this to her palmarés. Weather sounds like a cold but dry day for racing. This is a big one, maybe worth two bumper stickers, so ponder...

@Al__S's posts:

  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Vos 2. Armistead 3. Bronzini 4. Becker 5. Cromwell »

Velominati Super Prestige: Ronde van Vlaanderen 2013

Imagine a world without the little things we take for granted; a house without a roof, a pub with no beer, a Keepers Tour without any clothes. The last one is a reality for me at the moment, five days in and still no trace of where the hell between Wellington and Paris my bag (filled with V-Kit, shoes, helmet, everything) is. The other thing that h...

@Al__S's posts:

  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Stannard 2. Cancellera 3. Sagan 4. Dempster 5. Boonen »

The Lexicon

We here at the Velominati have our own set of nicknames and terms which have developed over time through our comments and correspondence. Some of these are names of landmarks or terms in cycling; others are nicknames for some of the riders in the pro peleton. While not intended to be offensive or derogatory, the nicknames in the list represent th...

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  1. That should have been “Brandy”, not “Brancy”. »

  2. New entry suggestion? In the wake of a reported incident in a hotel where a cycling brother was supposedly “tired and emotional” in a lift, I’ve seen references to “Brancy Schleck”. However, I’d like to make a case for “Shandy Schleck” instead. It has ext… »

Sur la Plaque: Rule #9

As many of you know, there’s been a lot of synergy between BIGRINGRIDING and Velominati for several years now. Though BRR and Velominati have very different flavors, we work on a similar principle: foster passion for the sport through a mix of knowledge, history, and humor tempered with a healthy dose of irreverence, all while obviously makin...

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  1. MSR was definitely 9 to the power 5 in the unpleasantness stakes. Frankly, everyone that got back off the buses should recognised as the Hard Man that each everyone is. Anyway, Monday morning, freezing fog on the way to work. Had an inner tube pop than… »

Velominati Super Prestige: Milan-Sanremo 2013

Finally, we have Milan-Sanremo. I hope pedale.forcetta is ready to shoot some pictures, especially black and white because it will be cold and possibly wet. Throw in a little wind and a race of this distance will weed out the less hardy. Recently, but not too recently, this race would be won out of a decent size field sprint. And yet, besides Fabs...

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  1. Phinney because of that performance on the T-A stage-of-death, rather despite it. B-H because of a shot of him Sky posted looking decidedly Casually Deliberate. There is no science to my picks. There maybe madness. Well, apart from Sagan to win, because,… »

Passista

My first article on Velominati was to introduce one of my favorite cyclists, Eros Poli. I refered to him as a domestique on the Mercatone-Uno team. This faux pas was properly pointed out much later by @KaffeineKeiser, a commenter who suddenly surfaced and unfortunately submerged just as quickly, like Das Boot in the Straits of Gibraltar.*I do tak...

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  1. Definitely not a  Passista, but as bottle carrying goes, Cavendish demonstrated ably last year that wearing a white top with rainbow stripes doesn’t stop you being sent back to the caravan for supplies. That was perhaps a case of a team having too much st… »

La Vie Velominatus: A Rule #25 Reasoned Decision

There was no clear indication that Rick’s car had actually come to a complete stop. It wasn’t that the car hadn’t stopped its forward trajectory – it had – it was just that the car hadn’t actually stopped moving. Long after the vehicle had come to rest in what could only be considered a legitimate parking spot by...

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  1. One day I might actually own a car again. For now, bikes power my lifestyle. Though I do need more. The commuter is too much of all rounder- I need something flat/cruiser barred with hub gears for shopping. And a Brompton (by far and away the best folders… »

Velominati Super Prestige: L’Eroica/Strade Bianche 2013

Until the 70′s it was common to race on gravel roads, but the Paving of the Planet has led to nearly every road being graced by smooth, black tarmac. As is the case with most things, once we are shown the easy path, it is difficult to return to more arduous ways. So it is with gravel roads; we take measures to avoid unpaved roads and in doi...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Slagter 2. Sagan 3. Kessiakoff 4. Cancellara 5. Bono »

Velominati Super Prestige: Omloop Het Nieuwsblad Women 2013

Finally, some cold nasty Belgian one day racing. Oman, Qatar, does anyone brag about winning those stage races? Yes, they might but really, it’s a tune up for the real season which finally begins this Saturday. Will racing in China or Oman grow the sport? Will there be a new wave of inspired young racers from these countries. Does professiona...

@Al__S's posts:

  1. @Deakus She’s already picked up one rainbow jersey this week (team pursuit, sort of expected from GBR…). Saw that she was in for Scratch and Points as well (sensible events if you’re going to switching over to road) »

  2. As an aside, anyone that’s selected Dani King might want to change that, as she’s going to be in a nice warm velodrome in Minsk in a GBR skinsuit chasing the Points Race title. »

  3. I’d like to have been there when the riders for Boels Dolmans were shown the strip for this year. Subtle it ain’t. VSP PICKS: 1. Armistead 2. De Vries 3. Schnitzmeier 4. Gunnewijk 5. Colclough »

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