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Velominatus: Collin

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The task spreads out before me like molasses poured onto a tabletop, indulging in its viscous immensity. Its growing breadth makes it a kind of enigma, the sort distinguished by an elusive end and therefor an intangible beginning. It occurs to me, at this moment, that the difference between those who achieve and those who stagnate is not measu...

@Collin's posts:

  1. This method of crafting a long route is foreign to me. I know many people simply do long rides by linking their shorter routes, but don’t you ride those routes enough? Part of my love of the long ride is the exploration. If I’m going out for 200k, that m… »

  2. I ride alone. I can dig into my inner self far deeper when I’m 100 or 200k from home and there’s only one way to get back. We live accosted by a barrage of media, sound, people, etc. When I ride, the phone is off, merely there for an emergency, and I engu… »

@936adl loves a Cogal and he didn’t mess around with this one. Later today the San Francisco Cogal report and next week the much awaited 200 on 100 report. VLVV, Gianni…...

@Collin's posts:

  1. @Cyclops  You live just north of somewhere that you can string these monster rides together: Salt Lake City. A personal favorite is canyon hopping along Wasatch Dr.  Little Cottonwood, Big Cottonwood, and finally Millcreek.  144kms, 3350m climbing. »

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks but you can grab a beer and watch that old dog do the same stupid thing over and over again, which is almost the same as a doing trick. On an unrelated note, I find myself, for the third year running, staring down the business end of the week approaching the Climb4Cancer time trial up Zoo Hill in Issaquah...

@Collin's posts:

  1. Well played Frank, well played. Hill climb races are beautiful. Is there any event that requires pure, unadulterated suffering for the entire duration? »

It requires a combination of factors to intersect. You need to have already spent loads of time on a bicycle. Enough so that you have an inherent sense of this odd thing with two wheels; you can make it go quickly or slowly, you can steer it around a corner with ease, you know how the introduction of a layer of moisture between the tires and the t...

@Collin's posts:

  1. The tunnel is a beautiful place. »

It came to me in a moment of absolute clarity, the kind of clarity which only arrives to one in an oxygen-depleted state and at high speed – usually down a steep descent. It would be awfully nice to justify wearing my Molteni jersey, rather than having it hanging in my workshop all the time.It had been suggested a few times already by the tim...

@Collin's posts:

  1. I spent the first 8 hours of Festum Prophetae doing the last 8 hours of a 24-hour bike race. After knocking out the first 320km in about 9 hours, the only other rider with me started cramping and suffering from heat exhaustion (afternoon temps hit 96). In… »

I love the shape of it. Aroma of it. The way it feels to be around it. It will catch my eye from across the way; I will be powerless to resist taking in its form and perhaps allow my hand to graze its surface. The source of such beauty and harmony, it is a fountain of unspeakable happiness.It offers me companionship when I need it, solitude when...

@Collin's posts:

  1. For me, I believe it is less the bike itself and the symbiosis of mind and body. The bike is the means through which you achieve it. The longing gaze at the bike in the corner isn’t so much for the machine itself, as for the sensation and motion. When yo… »

  2. @Smithers You speak my language! I would contend few have gone as deep as Trane. I don’t think Miles did. Trane was playing in some state of pained exaltation. Albert Ayler perhaps. Some of Kalaparusha’s early work. I’ll stop digressing though. »

It came to me in a moment of absolute clarity, the kind of clarity which only arrives to one in an oxygen-depleted state and at high speed – usually down a steep descent. It would be awfully nice to justify wearing my Molteni jersey, rather than having it hanging in my workshop all the time.It had been suggested a few times already by the tim...

@Collin's posts:

  1. @frank I don’t think there is any other choice now that you have thought of it. Best get your preparations going. »

  2. I’ll be celebrating the first 8 hours of June 17 as the final 8 hours of my first 24-hour race. As I watch the sun come up, I’ll think of everyone riding ’round the world for the simple sake of loving the bike. With good fortune and decent weather, I am h… »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

@Collin's posts:

  1. @Jarvis Stopping at a cafe destroys the aesthetics of a ride. You are out to ride your bike after all aren’t you? Not sit around and eat a pastry. A two-hour ride = one Clifbar. Each subsequent hour I consume about 200 calories, usually via a drink mix. … »

Those things in life that are worth having are those things which are difficult to come by; perseverance is made more rewarding by the volume of messages ignored by the mind as we work towards a goal.Fatigue comes in many forms and is normally framed in negative connotations; weariness, exhaustion – both things to avoid. For a Cyclist, it can...

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  1. @Dr C Using the HRM is handy, but it can be easy to become a slave to it. I think it’s a generally useful tool to make sure you are going hard enough, rather than too hard for a given ride. The legs are damn good about saying, “Hey, lay off a bit” But the… »

  2. I had the duality of fatigue and La Volupte recently. Saturday started with a dose of 230kms @ 32.5kph. I worked Monday 9am-Tuesday 5am, slept on a table for a couple hours and then resumed working until 3:30pm. After that binge, I thought, “Damn, it’s 80… »

Weight. There are few segments of the population more obsessed with it than cyclists, apart from teenage girls and young men hoping to be selected for the highschool varsity ballet team (wrestling). Our sport is unique in the respect that friction between road and rider doesn’t significantly increase or decrease with rider weight, meaning tha...

@Collin's posts:

  1. @Chris How the hell do you put on 501s? I think you need to reconsider your guns. I once accidentally tried on a pair of skinny jeans, not seeing the label. They made it just past my knees, got stuck, and then I almost couldn’t get them off. It was terrif… »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

@Collin's posts:

  1. @all Thanks for the bike love. The first ride today was great…except I haven’t ridden a bike with this much toe overlap before and knocked myself over *twice* when going into a trackstand at a stop sign (frame unscratched). Fortunately, I was just ridin… »

  2. Almost complete on the new Look! The picture is admittedly terrible, but it’s just a taste. Look bottle cages and an appropriate stem remain to be purchased. First ride will be 100km tomorrow. I’m trying to decide if I should stick with one white, one bla… »

  3. @Blah Hah yeah. Oops. »

  4. @RedRanger I’m cannibalizing my old Roubaix frame. Full SRAM Force Gruppo. Handbuilt wheels with Alchemy hubs and Kinlin rims. Run-of-the mill Easton bars. Sadly, snow begins next week, so by the time everything is assembled, the inaugural ride might be o… »

  5. Christmas arrived early this year… »

Three is a big deal.  There are three constituents to an atom, there are three main classifications of galaxies, we live on the third stone from the sun, we perceive the universe in 3D, we have the holy trinity, there are three goals in a hat-trick, there are three little pigs (and bears),  there’s the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (yup, thre...

@Collin's posts:

  1. @frank I don’t believe quantum particles just “disappear”. Entanglement and lots of those other strange phenomena are about information transfer, not mass. I do think the likelihood of other dimensions could help to explain a good deal of the mysteries of… »

  2. @frank As someone who attempted to double major in physics and computer science, be glad you stayed at the high-level. When you actually try to learn quantum physics and you’re integrating these horrid line integrals for fucking infinite potentials wells … »

One of the most magnificent things about Cycling is that not only does it represent different things to different people, it represents different things on different days. Some days, it’s training – a means to an end. Other days, it’s the culmination of a body of work; rather than a means to an end, it represents that end itself,...

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  1. @huffalotpuffalot Upon seeing that, I could only exclaim “What the fuck is that?” and then quickly realized the 270 degree turns and had Climbone to the extreme. How could I possibly get a bike to China to go up, up, and away? Unbelievable. »

A clatter of the metal grate rolling up signals another opening of the Velominati Bookmaker’s Office. The gaggle of skinny (and not so skinny, you know who you are) jabbering cycling addicts rush the door, each with their dream of a bumper sticker dancing in their heads. Before the office opened the bookies have consulted the oracle; a garble...

@Collin's posts:

  1. Episode VI: The Return of the Turd »

  2. Cancellara has put in some impressive sprints. I think he manages to tip Phil. Last year, everyone said the race would end in a bunch gallop. It didn’t quite do so, even though the U-23 race did. I’m feeling deja-vu from the cycling rags on this one. @ro… »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

@Collin's posts:

  1. @Jeff in PetroMetro Yeah. I have been staring at the Look 586 RSP frame. A shop sponsoring the cycling club here at Michigan is a Look dealer. I should be able to get some sort of discount. Scraping up $3k is going to be tricky nonetheless. »