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Velominatus: Cyclops

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Location: Idaho Falls, ID

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I really like riding road bikes as fast as possible. I live in Idaho Falls, ID which is a gateway city - meaning, if you are headed to Jackson Hole, Yellowstone, Sun Valley, etc chances are you'll be relatively close to my home - so here is a standing offer to anybody coming my way: Need a place to crash, need a steak grilled to perfection, need a beer you can't see through, need your wheels trued, need theological insight? I'll hook you up. Just get a hold of me.

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The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @G’rilla When I took Frank’s frame to a guy that had an alignment table he checked it and it was always less than 1mm out in all the spots he checked. It looks like Kualis is using mitering jigs and holes saws to cut his miters… …it should be no … »

  2. Got me some new frame building jigs.  I guess I’m serious now. »

We close out the 6 Days of the Giro with our sixth and final installment.A body at rest, stays at rest. A body in motion, stays in motion. Things get a bit more ambiguous when it comes to a body on a bicycle tearing down a twisty mountain descent at speed, particularly in the rain. But it is here, on the boundary between clarity and ambiguity, wher...

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  1. What I think is really cool is what the heat of the battle does for you.  Since I’ve passed the half century mark my balls have gotten considerably smaller – especially when it comes to high speed descents.  If I’m on a training ride and the speed creeps … »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @mcsqueak »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. I’ve had a serious man-crush on Cav for about two years now. »

  2. In the meantime… I found a pretty cool tumblr site: WTF Kits »

  3. VSP PICKS: 1. Mini-Phinney 2. The Shark 3. Ryder Rental Truck 4. Sancho 5. Bad Cuddles »

Change creeps in slowly, it has a way of taking the seemingly immutable and eroding it over time. It’s inevitable; if the great canyons were carved from the solid rock of Mount Velomis by such a soft thing as water, then it should come as no surprise that the Velominati V-Kit would also change with time. As David St. Hubbins says, “Th...

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  1. Kurse you Keepers!  I just got V-Socks and a Witte jersey to go with the Zwarte bibs/jersey and since my dainty taint and the Castelli chamois don’t play well together anyway I’m going to be forced to fork out another 300 bones just to be the coolest kid … »

Young riders rise through the ranks with such promise. We all know the story; the rider who borrows a bicycle and enters a local race and wins. He decides he might be good at going batshit fast on a bike. Mom and Dad buy him a klunker for his birthday and he takes out a license. He starts winning most races he enters locally and rises to the region...

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  1. Here is a photo of me (with the hair) circa 1986… …If you look at the ground/shadows in between the “doubles” (the two mounds that we are jumping from and to for all you non-BMX types out there) you can see the same “cloning” as in this article’s h… »

  2. Remember, a hero is always just an upgrade away from a zero. »

Our products represent the spirit of Velominati; every product we offer is made with the utmost attention to detail – no compromises were made in their selection or design. Whenever possible, our products are made my small, locally-owned businesses who share our passion for quality and we make every effort to ensure they are made in an enviro...

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  1. @frank The Oracle has spoken.  So let it be written, so let it be done. »

  2. @Velominati  Opinion needed – so I need to get some Deacon Bikes jerseys made and was wondering if a Molteni style would be too blasphemous? »

La Vie Velominatus. It is the life we, as Velominati, lead.  It is life as a disciple of cycling, of the greater meaning the bike holds and the lessons it teaches us. Along the path, one of our great duties is the wholesale consumption of the great Works related to our sport. From periodicals to books to films, herin lies the list of works consi...

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  1. I found American Flyers on DVD for $2.50 at Big Lots last night. »

Our products represent the spirit of Velominati; every product we offer is made with the utmost attention to detail – no compromises were made in their selection or design. Whenever possible, our products are made my small, locally-owned businesses who share our passion for quality and we make every effort to ensure they are made in an enviro...

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  1. @itburns Looks good, but since I am so well trained in exegetics and hermeneutics I was instantly able to shoot down your front tire first hypotheses – when you are built like this: by the time you bring the rear tyre up to proper pressure with the … »

André Leducq was a complete French Badass, with a capital B. He was third, below Merckx and Hinault for Tour de France stage wins. Nicolas Frantz was an equally Badass Luxembourger. He rode to more victories than Frandy Schleck shall ever attain in a few lifetimes. He did win the Tour de France.The crowd is obviously pleased to have these thin, he...

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  1. from the looks of euphoria on their faces it is obvious that they are drinking Rochefort 10 »

Our products represent the spirit of Velominati; every product we offer is made with the utmost attention to detail – no compromises were made in their selection or design. Whenever possible, our products are made my small, locally-owned businesses who share our passion for quality and we make every effort to ensure they are made in an enviro...

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  1. @DerHoggz Well, since the 586 R-Light comes in at 6.4k (with pedals and cages) I have to bring the weight up to meet UCI regs!  But I do lose the little tape behind the hoods. »

  2. As a side note, bar wrapping is something that makes wish for the good ol’ days.  The technique I describe above was especially “sano” when you wrapped old Cinelli bars that had the extra little aluminum sleeve in the center.  You would butt the tape as d… »

  3. @itburns So the red and white accents on your bars in the clamping area doesn’t do the same thing? »

  4. @Bespoke Besides waiting eight days after the purchase of the bar tape you have to say five “Hail Merckxesesssessses”. Also, I guess it’s the same as with beer – the darker the beer (or whiter the tape) the higher the level of sanctification imbued upon… »

  5. THIS… …is how you terminate your bar tape. – Frank showed me the basics but I think I’ve refined it a bit.  You must wrap the bar tape past where you want it to stop and then you circumscribe a line with a marker where you want the tape to end and … »

There are always at least two ways to accomplish any task: properly and improperly. Drinking beer from a glass, not the bottle; carrying a full umbrella instead of a miniature fold-up; stirring your gin martinis, not shaking them; wearing french cuffs with a suit, not button cuffs. The Velominatus, of course, is drawn towards doing things Properly,...

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  1. Oh, and who does the red and white LOOK belong to.  A fine choice of rides indeed. »

  2. @Frank That’s a tough call. »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. I haven’t been on the LOOK since I got the Deacon on the road but today I did a complete overhaul on the 586 and I installed new chainrings, chain, cassette, Gore Ride-On derailleur cables, and Lizard Skin bar tape.  Just gotta glue the Vittorias back on … »

Unfortunately the weather for 2013 L-B-L looks a lot nicer than the 1980 episode.  Then again, if the weather looked that bad, they might have cancelled the race or put them on buses before Bastogne and driven them back towards Liege. Who would be the Badger of the peloton of this year’s race in those conditions? Discuss. As always, we have...

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  1. @wiscot Nice article.  Rule #9′d it for the first time on the Deacon yesterday.  No snow but three hours in the rain, wind and 40 degrees.  What is the opposite of hoping?  Training.  Even amongst us mere mortals there is deep satisfaction in knowing that… »

Our products represent the spirit of Velominati; every product we offer is made with the utmost attention to detail – no compromises were made in their selection or design. Whenever possible, our products are made my small, locally-owned businesses who share our passion for quality and we make every effort to ensure they are made in an enviro...

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  1. I got V-Socks in the mail today and immediately went for a ride (along with the new Witte V-Jersey I got a couple of months ago).  I’m pretty sure they were worth at least and extra 25 watts. »