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Velominatus: Dan_R

Order: Black Order Velominatus

Location: Cochrane, Alberta, Canada

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Father-Husband. Warrior-Philosopher. Mechanic-Racer. Two out of six... I climb like Cav and TT like a Schleck, but if it is snowing and raining and generally miserable, I can tow the big train. Owner and main wrench at Cafe Roubaix Bicycle Studio. Love riding, eating, drinking, sleeping. Hate dishes, laundry, and getting dropped. Masters/Cat5 Road, Cat3 Track, Sport CX & Mnt Noted Palmares - 2000 Manitoba Ice Bike, 15th; 2004 24 Hours of Adrenalin Canadian Championships, Masters 7th; 2006 Alberta Provincial Time Trial, Cat5 5th; 2006 Alberta Provincial Track, Masters A Omnium, 4th; 2007 Alberta Track, Masters A Omnium, 4th; 2011 School of Cross, Sport, Lanterne Rouge; 2011 GP Jim Horner Cross, Sport, Lanterne Rouge; 2012 USMC Trials Road Race, Open, 16th; Pigeon Lake Road Racce (Provincial Championships), Lanterne Rouge.

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The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @thebaron The road looks great, but I have to ask if the that is the matching jersey to the bibs??? Nice tarmac on ya »

  2. @Mark1 Got it now. Sarto does outstanding work, good on ya. There have been a few (very few) knock-offs found, so as one of NA’s few dealers, I was just looking out for the consumer, so to say. I am more than happy to hear that you got the frame you were … »

Bicycles and automobiles- can’t we all just get along? @Kah writes about this universal (do aliens have this issue also?) problem of us co-existing with humans in cars. We all drive cars too and have cursed the occasional cyclists for some good reason. Cars are our greatest threat. We can crawl away from our own bicycle crashes, thanks very m...

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  1. Or… Why would someone want to cover beautiful kit with an awful YJA? »

  2. @girl »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @Deakus Since I missed the discussion and I am totally an university educated physical fitness coaching master (ok bachelor) I want to weigh in too! Spot on, we eat to survive. If it doesn’t move faster than us it get eaten. Watch a three year old, it’… »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @wiscot That is level for the SMP. It is slightly scooped like a horse saddle (more anatomical according to SMP) and the curved beak allows you to get on the rivet for those ghost aero-bar moments. @Chris Yes the seat post is a hold out from the old d… »

  2. @Dan_R My apologies, I am one of two Sarto Western Canadian dealers. »

  3. @Mark1 The photos show shaped tubing. C’est vrai? »

  4. @Mark1 Looks great. I will just interrupt as I am the sole Sarto dealer in Western Canada… Sarto is a completely custom offering, so you could have asked for internal routing and shaped tubing. If this was purchased in the UK, that dealer may have re… »

  5. Set up with a set of Stealth Haleakalas and a test SMP Evolution saddle, the 06 Marinoni came in at just over 16lbs with a 105 Group-san and an older SLK crankset. Yes, I missed shifting into the big ring for the photo as I was excited to finally get ba… »

There are always at least two ways to accomplish any task: properly and improperly. Drinking beer from a glass, not the bottle; carrying a full umbrella instead of a miniature fold-up; stirring your gin martinis, not shaking them; wearing french cuffs with a suit, not button cuffs. The Velominatus, of course, is drawn towards doing things Properly,...

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  1. My daughter Leah’s #1. Leaning properly. »

We’re into day four of the Six Days of the Giro series, let’s talk trash. Yes the Tour de France started a few years before the Giro and has always been credited as The Tour to win. You win the Giro, you are a stud. Win the Tour and you are a stud for life. Why is that? Is the Tour longer, tougher, more murderous, more beautiful? In the 20...

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  1. @frank Fuck yeah! Awesome love! »

Day 5 of the Six Days of the Giro continues with an impromptu VSP event.Lets have a look at where we are in the 2013 Giro. Wiggins must have spent time training in Luxembourg because he’s been descending like a Schleck when things get dodgy before disappearing into the team van to have a cry about it. Hesjedal has put in some good moves and...

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  1. I hate to place Ryder back, but this is from my educated expertise…yeah, that’s it VSP PICKS: 1. Nibbs 2. Cadel 3. Ryder 4. Sammy Sanchez 5. Wiggo »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @Skip I would keep to the spirit of the vintage and go with the coke can shim. Although there are commercial shims available if you are so inclined. »

We here at the Velominati have our own set of nicknames and terms which have developed over time through our comments and correspondence. Some of these are names of landmarks or terms in cycling; others are nicknames for some of the riders in the pro peleton. While not intended to be offensive or derogatory, the nicknames in the list represent th...

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  1. @scaler911 Saw that one on Mcsqueak’s Strava feed. Those stops kill me. So I ride in the country hills. »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. @frank The Force is strong in this one… »

Change creeps in slowly, it has a way of taking the seemingly immutable and eroding it over time. It’s inevitable; if the great canyons were carved from the solid rock of Mount Velomis by such a soft thing as water, then it should come as no surprise that the Velominati V-Kit would also change with time. As David St. Hubbins says, “Th...

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  1. @VeloVita I lineup the lines between kits too. But now that I am pro (if you can’t make the team, make up a team) so other than the Witte jersey on the occasional ride (hill repeats & HITT intervals seems appropriate) I will be in my sponsor’s jersey…. »

We’re heaping coals on the Giro frenzy that’s burning in all corners of the Cycling world by issuing the second installment of the monthly BigRingRiding Sur la Plaque series while at the same time kicking off the Six Days of the Giro series where we’ll post six articles on the subject of this, the best Grand Tour of the year. Y...

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  1. @mcsqueak Correct good sir! »

Our products represent the spirit of Velominati; every product we offer is made with the utmost attention to detail – no compromises were made in their selection or design. Whenever possible, our products are made my small, locally-owned businesses who share our passion for quality and we make every effort to ensure they are made in an enviro...

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  1. @DerHoggz It may have been me, I cannot remember, but then again I forget..look a balloon! I am impressed with the extra touch of colour. @Tobin had recently dropped by and purchased a set of Cinelli Ram bars and new tape. After much “Hulk smash” gett… »

  2. @Cyclops Modeled by Rita, my VMH, is our shop jersey in the VMH club cut. Note, that we went with a vintage inspired design, but not enough to invoke the Cycling Gods’ wrath. Good luck with your design. »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. *SMACK, not snack. Although, I do have a chocolate turnover in the coffee bar… »

  2. And, yeah, what is with the French prisoner look from Wiggo? I thought that went out with COTHO? »

  3. @frank Brave picks my friend. But ultimately wrong…consider the snack talked! »

We’re heaping coals on the Giro frenzy that’s burning in all corners of the Cycling world by issuing the second installment of the monthly BigRingRiding Sur la Plaque series while at the same time kicking off the Six Days of the Giro series where we’ll post six articles on the subject of this, the best Grand Tour of the year. Y...

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  1. +1 Frank! Rule #33! I am struggling today. I am announcing the winner of our little FB contest on the shop page and while the entire all-star all-time Team Paniagua p/b Cafe Roubaix is near ready for its official presentation, I am one cyclist short. I ne… »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @DocBrian Well, we are familiar with the Queen’s measure, but knowing that 6.8kg is the UCI limit and that is the equivalent of 14.9914lbs, we like to weigh the mass of bicycles in English vice metric. All wheels are measured in grams. Kinda like all d… »