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Velominatus: Deakus

Order: Black Order Velominatus

Location: Winchester, UK

"It was eleven more than necessary." - Jacques Anquetil - After winning a race by twelve seconds. A 40 something young buck who has spent too many years living the Indurain "Winter Diet"...Clydesdale by nature but Anquetil at heart and always trying to do more, go more, ride more. Family with a couple of sons who I am indoctrinating in to the ways of V.

@Deakus's activity:

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

@Deakus's posts:

  1. @ChrisO I’m going to remain hopeful….I find it inconceivable that in the modern era the lead riders would still dope when they are tested out of their skins…surely there is more scope for larger time margins on a hilly ITT and that he did have a ver… »

  2. Nibbles going like a rocket on the ITT! »

  3. @ChrisO Thanks I stand corrected….so many teams and people that have not see the true path! »

  4. @ChrisO Erm…I’d have to check but how many teams run Italian bikes with Campag on?  (I’m thinking of the main teams not so much the wildcard entries) I thought it was only Movistar..? »

  5. @ChrisO Now you have just gone and spoiled a perfectly good theory!  I do however feel the peloton made a bit of a hash of chasing him down…especially with race radios to hand, but then I guess they did not see him as a GC threat and so didn’t focus e… »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

@Deakus's posts:

  1. @thebaron Wow and a whole 10% off….Ill get the remortgage documentation completed and pick up 3 sets! »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

@Deakus's posts:

  1. @Joe I am not one for conspiracy theories normally but let’s call this a strange coincidence.  From 50kms out the commentators (Eurosport – Sean Kelly et al) were waxing lyrical about Campag (this is a good thing, I ride it and love it).  They covered t… »

I must admit to not having read most of the cycling memoirs in the Works. I may eventually but the local public library doesn’t carry any of them and never will so I’ll have to buy them or ask Frank to tote everything he has to Hawaii. I did get off my wallet and buy these two and it was money well spent. David Millar and Tyler Hamilton...

@Deakus's posts:

  1. @Deakus »

  2. O dear Cippo is looking rather evasive on certain subjects http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/cipollini-turns-up-at-the-giro-ditalia I am waiting for the first headline…or a film titled “How do we solve a problem like Maria” http://youtu.be/ZUhWUUP6Cfg »

This will be a very short follow-up on yesterday’s post regarding the suspension of UCI ProTour leader, Danilo Di Luca. Cycling’s governing body, the Union Cycliste Internationale, has decided to disqualify Danilo Di Luca from the UCI ProTour due to his suspension. That means that the rider will loose the ProTour which he was leading an...

@Deakus's posts:

  1. @Gianni From Lone Wolf to published author, tub thumping, V-Flag waving loon….all within 5 years…most business plans don’t look that good! »

  2. @Gianni Fuck…and it took 6 years for the first comment to be posted on this…2007 must have been a very quiet year in the Velominati…@Frank were you a cohort of one at this time? »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

@Deakus's posts:

  1. @thebaron Damn those blackberrys they always seem to capture the cranks at the 6 o’clock postion!  Bike is looking stunning though..and was great to see yesterdays Giro victory was on a Campag equipped bike on their 80th anniversary in their home city….. »

While all evidence points to the contrary, the 20th century’s greatest twatwaffle LE Gunderson may have got something at least half right after all. Of course it’s about the bike, otherwise we’d be runners. But there are other factors that contribute to what makes us Cyclists which can often be overlooked completely. Not the cloth...

@Deakus's posts:

  1. @scaler911 Great evocative article @Brett.  I was only commenting the other day with a cycling buddy how life has become so much easier now that the full winter regalia has been put to bed for the summer up here…although the weather forecast here toda… »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

@Deakus's posts:

  1. @VanBrudenrijden Punishment for dissent is normally chain whipping… »

  2. @the-farmer blowtorch? »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

@Deakus's posts:

  1. @sthilzy Electronics are the devils work and should be avoided at all costs! »

  2. @DerHoggz I use Conti GP4000s on N1 but to be honest I am not their biggest fan and I am slowly wearing them out so I can replace them,  I prefer Vittoria tyres…the Evo Techs are nice, punctures are a matter of luck and I think some of the experience … »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

@Deakus's posts:

  1. @snoov Most of them are BMX or skateboarding related and back in the day there were stickers called Rub-ons It’s a good job you provided some context to this sentence….for a moment there all sorts of twisted shit was going through my mind!! »

In most situations, silence is an ominous thing that signals impending doom. Having never been in any danger myself, I base this largely on my experience watching box-office movies. As a general rule, I use Hollywood as the principal source of information on all subjects as they relate to doom and politics, principally because I’m loath t...

@Deakus's posts:

  1. @Dan_R Pain is temporary.  Quitting lasts forever! »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

@Deakus's posts:

  1. @snoov ..er..so what about The V decals? My thought was always pretty simple.  Sticker = some kind of image or wording with a background, usually square or rectangular and quite thick plastic.  Decal = some kind of image or wording where the transfer/… »

Bicycles and automobiles- can’t we all just get along? @Kah writes about this universal (do aliens have this issue also?) problem of us co-existing with humans in cars. We all drive cars too and have cursed the occasional cyclists for some good reason. Cars are our greatest threat. We can crawl away from our own bicycle crashes, thanks very m...

@Deakus's posts:

  1. @sthilzy Haha! those look like niterider train rat lights, I still have one of those in my garage! »

In most situations, silence is an ominous thing that signals impending doom. Having never been in any danger myself, I base this largely on my experience watching box-office movies. As a general rule, I use Hollywood as the principal source of information on all subjects as they relate to doom and politics, principally because I’m loath t...

@Deakus's posts:

  1. @frank I see another big volcano to the NW on that island……so, you weren’t tempted to tag it on to the end for shits and giggles? »

  2. N1 is just starting to give a whisper of chain rattle (factory wax starting to thin out) but yet this is great news because now I get to strip it and sample the delights of last years imported from the ol USofA Dumond Tech!….cue silence… »

Bicycles and automobiles- can’t we all just get along? @Kah writes about this universal (do aliens have this issue also?) problem of us co-existing with humans in cars. We all drive cars too and have cursed the occasional cyclists for some good reason. Cars are our greatest threat. We can crawl away from our own bicycle crashes, thanks very m...

@Deakus's posts:

  1. @Noob If I could simply steer you to the lexicon and the Masturbation Principle we need say no more about it…. And masturbating with a YJA on is a definite fucking nono! »

  2. @Erik Andersen Seriously – stop putting people off wearing hi visibility cycling kit. You just might kill someone I know. I sense an enourmous amount of frustration from you which is understandable given your recent experience.  I would be surprised if… »