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Velominatus: Gianni

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Gianni bought a champagne gold Peugeot with sew-up tires in 1976. That was the beginning of the Troubles. Think Magnus Backstead without the big engine or rugged Swedish good looks. He has a small altar in his crawlspace containing smaller photos of Francesco Moser, Eros Poli and Gianni Bugno.

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Update: You can watch the live stream (assuming it works from the velodrome) on the Velominati channel at USTREAM. When you log in, you’ll first see my little test video of my puppy eating grass. Please disregard me yelling at it. That never happened.I have always considered myself to have a good imagination, something I attribute half to my...

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  1. Crazy boy, and now he is making sense? He will be doing this again, no doubt, on his own track bike. »

  2. There will be a collapse in the infield  and a lot of pained groaning in 5 minutes. »

  3. Any calculations for average speed at the halfway point? »

  4. @brett And that we could go that fast with those wheels. I assumed this was a Merckxian Hour record and the golden tickets would be on there. »

  5. Where is Michelle? Frank goes best when berated. »

  6. @Bespoke Check this link. I can’t see a streaming feed yet, only a practice video. »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @Spun Up I second what Nate just said. If you narrow down your search to frames made with the best tubes you just ruled out a lot of assembly line bikes that are nothing special and not well built. Also, the best tubesets were that because they were stro… »

  2. @xyxax Whew…I was afraid it was going to be photos of John Kerry and a bunch of dentists. Yeah, that is a good crowd to ride with. Don’t rule Ben Serotta out, he is in NY, upstate. Serious fitter too. Nice paint. »

This week’s Guest Article comes from our friend, @blacktoolpower (l) and our editor Drummond Moir (r). In anticipation of our book’s imminent release, these two donned their lab coats and headed out to the streets of London to assess the state of Rule Compliance in the city’s commuter crowd. Always remember: leave this kind of ins...

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  1. Great costume, nothing like a white lab coat to look imperious. It’s nice the English can have a laugh about this. Americans would not be so fun. Though someone should do this in Seattle and Portland, inspectors would be very busy and offense would be tak… »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @mouse Probably shiet typing but I have the power to go back in the space/time continuum and retype them. There may have been some man on man in the Argonauts however, a lot of time at sea, rockin’ of the boat, all that. »

  2. @xyxax Argonaut! Man oh man, that will be a fine looking steed and it must be light as hell. You should be excited. And a paint job too, the thrill never ends. We will need timely updates, including the grand mal fit. Good on ya. »

  3. @minion FFS, that is some durty fine print. Bastards. SInce I bought my bike second hand I get no warranty but there is a better chance I will damage it rather than it failing.  »

  4. @xyxax Lugged vs Monocoque My wife has a trek madone so I have stared at that bike a lot and it’s hard to argue with its design. Its carbon layup can be so specific but it can’t be customized. To me that is the major difference. Tube to tube constructi… »

La Vie Velominatus isn’t a part-time gig. La Vie means the life, and The V is my life. Otherwise, I’d be Some V Velominatus, some of the time.Even when I’m not riding my bike, like the last two weeks (for reasons which don’t really matter, and offering them only renders them excuses), I live La Vie through other avenues. Eve...

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  1. Right on Bretto. I believe friend of Velominati, Robert Millar was (is?) a vegetarian when he was racing and did he get a lot of shiet about it back then. And he still kicked asses. »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @ChrisO In a word, hell yes. @mouse yeah, they are fugly but functional. I don’t think there is one bike in the pro peloton with one though.  @Steampunk  Thanks, I’m no dentist (though I’m no anti-dentite) and I don’t think the guy I bought it from w… »

  2. @Russ It’s a Carbone clear coat with a ruby red tint added. It might be a little faded, now it is more root beer candy color. Down by the BB it is still red. @PeakInTwoYears Yeah, it was quite a long hunt. Big frames don’t show up too often. But then … »

  3. @Bespoke Exactly, sitting on the side of the road, hood up, fucking about with finicky British carbs, a lot of them, life is too short. And those are good looking cars.  I get the need for authentic old machinery. In fact riders should try toe clips an… »

  4. Whew, finally some passable photos of N+1. It’s the first “new” bike in 13 years?! The frame was purchased on ebay from Andy in Grand Junction, Co. It’s a 2007 custom for Andy who is a little short than I. Andy took such good care of it that I was nearly … »

  5. @Bespoke Personally, unless you want to grow a horrible giant ‘stash and ride the strade bianchi in a wool uni-tard I would forgo the pedal cages. @Rob likes them but I think they suck. I started with a steel bike, then another steel bike. Over time the… »

I find it interesting to observe the chasm between parties engaged in a conversation, particularly in response to questions being asked. I’m thinking, at present, of the question, “How many bikes do you have?” My feelings in response are nothing short of complex and maybe a bit confused; reservation that I feel I should have a mo...

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  1. @Mike_P I’ve ridden his Cervelo once or twice but never very far, thankfully. I’m no DM. »

  2. @Emile I think it is our “clever” play on the word, pavé. We make things up here, a lot. But thank you, correct word usage is important to us, unless we are making up things. @TommyTubolare Welcome back. I was afraid we had offended another good velom… »

  3. Sweet baby jesus. That photo album was pure bike porn. The Bro-Set looks correct for that, the wheels perfect. Get thee to the strade bianche and haul ass. That is a most worthy addition to the stable. It is amusing how people can’t handle your dimensio… »

Update: You can watch the live stream (assuming it works from the velodrome) on the Velominati channel at USTREAM. When you log in, you’ll first see my little test video of my puppy eating grass. Please disregard me yelling at it. That never happened.I have always considered myself to have a good imagination, something I attribute half to my...

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  1. @Rob Your turrets, funny boy. Tell me this, Roberto, In your youth, what was your best time for the classic 25 mile tt? Certainly under an hour. I know you had the club tt record for some distance. You cudda ben a contenda! I always had that on my check… »

Date/Time: 8th June 2013Meeting at the Car Park near where I live which is free at VV to nine. We’ll then roll into town for a coffee stop at Empire State Coffee which serves the best coffee in Dundee according to the VMH. Then we ride all the way up to Cairn ‘O’ Mount at which point there are several options. For those with the l...

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  1. Date/Time: 8th June 2013

    Location:  Magdalen Yard Road Car Park, Dundee, DD1 4NB
    Route Details:  170km starting in Dundee, reaching Cairn ‘O’ Mount, over the top riding a wee loop then back over and home to Dundee.

    Meeting at the Car Park near where I live which is free at VV to nine. We’ll then roll into town for a coffee stop at Empire State Coffee which serves the best coffee in Dundee according to the VMH. Then we ride all the way up to Cairn ‘O’ Mount at which point there are several options. For those with the legs it’s over the top and round a small loop before coming back over the Mount to then stop at The Clattering Brig for refreshments. Option Two is to ride up to the top, turn around and wait for those going over at TCB. The third Option is to just stop at The Clattering Brig and not take on the climb but I hope no-one chooses this option. Then the party of Velominati will travel back to the Car Park where showering facilities will be available at my place as well as some food before we walk a short distance for the recovery beverages. The long route climbing the Cairn ‘O’ Mount from both sides is about 170km. All welcome.

    VLVV

    snoov

     

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  2. Date/Time: 8th June 2013

    Location:  Magdalen Yard Road Car Park, Dundee, DD1 4NB
    Route Details:  170km starting in Dundee, reaching Cairn ‘O’ Mount, over the top riding a wee loop then back over and home to Dundee.

    Meeting at the Car Park near where I live which is free at VV to nine. We’ll then roll into town for a coffee stop at Empire State Coffee which serves the best coffee in Dundee according to the VMH. Then we ride all the way up to Cairn ‘O’ Mount at which point there are several options. For those with the legs it’s over the top and round a small loop before coming back over the Mount to then stop at The Clattering Brig for refreshments. Option Two is to ride up to the top, turn around and wait for those going over at TCB. The third Option is to just stop at The Clattering Brig and not take on the climb but I hope no-one chooses this option. Then the party of Velominati will travel back to the Car Park where showering facilities will be available at my place as well as some food before we walk a short distance for the recovery beverages. The long route climbing the Cairn ‘O’ Mount from both sides is about 170km. All welcome.

    VLVV

    snoov

     

    Event Details

    Loading Map....

    Date/Time
    Date - June 08, 2013
    8:40 AM - 8:30 PM

    Location
    Magdalen Yard Road Car Park

    Cogal Details
    Route Details

    Ride Classification