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Gianni bought a champagne gold Peugeot with sew-up tires in 1976. That was the beginning of the Troubles. Think Magnus Backstead without the big engine or rugged Swedish good looks. He has a small altar in his crawlspace containing smaller photos of Francesco Moser, Eros Poli and Gianni Bugno.

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Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. @Pedale.Forchetta Interesting. I don’t know why Di Luca got any respect. Italy seems to do very well with their riders who dope but Di Luca got some special treatment. It’s a good point you make, he hurts his team, the staff, Acquarone, everyone gets hu… »

  2. “It’s true,” Scinto said in a quiet, sad voice. “He’s mad, he’s a cretino, he needs treatment.” A cretino indeed, FFS, he should not have been racing, that’s for sure. »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @Ron You have been warned Ron, don’t expect a second one to be so nice. Bin the black ones asap. No one ever needs to see a man’s crack up close especially for a long time. There is a Rule about this but I can’t find it. I will and point it out. Much be… »

This will be a very short follow-up on yesterday’s post regarding the suspension of UCI ProTour leader, Danilo Di Luca. Cycling’s governing body, the Union Cycliste Internationale, has decided to disqualify Danilo Di Luca from the UCI ProTour due to his suspension. That means that the rider will loose the ProTour which he was leading an...

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  1. @Deakus Yes, he was a voice in the wilderness. For the next year it was just the other Keepers and Jarvis commenting. We start slow. »

  2. You tell ‘em Frank.  Six years later and that little twat is still racing, despite at least two drug offenses. He should have had his license revoked and made redundant, as the brits say.  »

In most situations, silence is an ominous thing that signals impending doom. Having never been in any danger myself, I base this largely on my experience watching box-office movies. As a general rule, I use Hollywood as the principal source of information on all subjects as they relate to doom and politics, principally because I’m loath t...

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  1. @Sauterelle No need, those magazine pages are all stuck together. »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @Vanbrudenrijden I think we have more than blurred the definitions, we have redefined them. And confused everyone in the process. Let’s say stickers are what you might put on your car’s fender, often paper or plastic, rectangular in shape, in support of… »

In most situations, silence is an ominous thing that signals impending doom. Having never been in any danger myself, I base this largely on my experience watching box-office movies. As a general rule, I use Hollywood as the principal source of information on all subjects as they relate to doom and politics, principally because I’m loath t...

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  1. @RedRanger Oh good, let the obsessing begin… »

  2. God Damn It! That dutch monkey sound at the end of the clip drove our dog insane. And god damn it again, Carbone aero wheels and tubs, do I have to? Really? OK. If you insist. Will they make me faster? Maybe. Look more ‘core, hell yes. And I get to sniff… »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. @VeloVita I’m feeling slightly better about Delgadoing my way off the Giro VSP. I think I would be at 1 point for having His Nibs in the top 5. »

Bicycles and automobiles- can’t we all just get along? @Kah writes about this universal (do aliens have this issue also?) problem of us co-existing with humans in cars. We all drive cars too and have cursed the occasional cyclists for some good reason. Cars are our greatest threat. We can crawl away from our own bicycle crashes, thanks very m...

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  1. I love articles like these as they express a problem seen all over the world. How did the YJA become ubiquitous? And why embraced by the same people? What does the lowly Wall Street Journal have to say about that, FFS? I don’t mind the loud kit. If it ma… »

  2. @ten B Hell yes. If you are a pro and you are Italian. I think it kills. @Adrian blessed are the cheese makers. »

We close out the 6 Days of the Giro with our sixth and final installment.A body at rest, stays at rest. A body in motion, stays in motion. Things get a bit more ambiguous when it comes to a body on a bicycle tearing down a twisty mountain descent at speed, particularly in the rain. But it is here, on the boundary between clarity and ambiguity, wher...

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  1. @snoov Let’s see. You are right, no R sounds. It means house of the sun. In Hawaiian the word Hale is house. And the accent/elongation is on the last syllable so it might sound like Ha lay a ka laaa. One would only know that when the word is written c… »

  2. @PT L .Zinn has addressed high speed wobble with larger riders. I believe most of it is a function of frame stiffness. Larger frames get floppier unless they increase the tubing diameter which they never did in the old days. Your Carbone frame should b… »

I’m old as dirt. My first two race bikes employed toe clips and toe straps and that set-up was bad. For many reasons it was bad and any retro-hipster who thinks otherwise is wrong. When Lemond and Hinault started racing on the white Look clipless pedals, everyone but Sean Kelly quickly switched. Talk about a quantum improvement, it was long o...

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  1. @Jay Good lad, another convert. I am the speedplay missionary. “Why did I wait so long?” I ask myself that same question. I finally got my wife on them and her knee problem has backed way off, she is in love, with them. »

Jump to: Scoring Guidelines • Schedule • ResultsThe Velominati Super Prestige is a season-long competition wherein readers will be submitting their predictions for the top five finishers of each qualifying race.  In order to qualify, the reader must enter their submission as a comment to the post pertaining to the race in question by 5am on th...

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  1. @dancollins Yes, cancelled. Ceased to be. Pushing up the daisies… We were aware of that. The VSP generator is all seeing, all knowing. It knew it was cancelled before the promoters did. »

  2. @dancollins That would be convenient as we completely spaced it. WHo does a single day race on Friday, FFS? »

We’re into day four of the Six Days of the Giro series, let’s talk trash. Yes the Tour de France started a few years before the Giro and has always been credited as The Tour to win. You win the Giro, you are a stud. Win the Tour and you are a stud for life. Why is that? Is the Tour longer, tougher, more murderous, more beautiful? In the 20...

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  1. @Rigid This photo ran a very close second place for this article. I couldn’t really think of a photo that contrasted the Giro and the Tour but this photo seemed to fit the Giro. Riders and tifosi, an easier mix than in France. And this tifosi is wearing… »

  2. @Jay Hell yes, me too. I actually found a channel buried in a “sports package” that carried some of each day’s Giro. Oh, I’m ready, $8 a month. Sign me up. Of course nine of the ten channels all work but the one I need. I could watch collegate softball … »

  3. @wiscot Yes, you are correct, that’s what I meant to write. Giro is the younger sibling, jumping up and down. That’s perfect. Absolutely, FFS! Is there a better paint job? Pearlescent pink. Yes please. I’m man enough to ride that bike.  »

We’re into day three of the Six Days of the Giro series, and it’s time to hit the dirt.If ever a Keepers Tour goes to Italy, then we’re doing this climb. No doubt. Climbing on gravel up a real mountain, what’s not to love? Continue reading...

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  1. @pakrat Fuck me, that @adrian introduction and KitCarson’s Yoda replies are too damn funny, Jarvis too. We are a funny bunch when an Adrian stumbles into the room. Gold I say! »

  2. Hmmmm, that was a fantastic stage. I remember watching that. DiLuca in his all white kit. I liked him back then. He must have been well “prepared” that day. This is what separates the Giro from the Tour, epic stages like this one, festooned with fans righ… »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @paolo Oh the horror. The much hated bento box. My wife bought one and even she realized it was an embarrassment to all of humanity once it was on her bike. You would have to make that V-kit wearing person pull over and give up their jersey. “It’s your… »

We continue our Six Days of the Giro series with a look at the troubled bond between Marco Pantani and the Giro.Some were meant to be tormented, as though it were preordained that their brilliance should be balanced with fatal flaws. These are tortured souls, whose dramatic highs are equalled only by the devastating depths of their lows. Continu...

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  1. @frank He is one of us! »

  2. @ped heheheee, yessss. He was a very naughty boy indeed. He must have loved the pot belge. @frank Great article. EPO be damned, Pantani was a born climber stud and a badass. I still admire him and Ulrich for their style and passion. These guys would … »