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Riding a bicycle involves much more than just pushing the pedals around in a perfect sweep of muscular elegance while Looking Fantastic at all times. There are all sorts of soft skills involved like learning to shift properly, learning to corner properly, learning to crash properly, learning to criticize a fellow rider’s puncture-repair te...

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  1. I am also +1 on the bottle swap…… great article BTW. »

The illusion of transparency is perhaps the most important tool the Velominatus has in their toolbox, apart from having some measure of competence, being Casually Deliberate at all times, Looking Fantastic, and being able to dish out and endure heaping helpings of The V.Cycling is suffering, and one of the most crucial lessons we have to learn is t...

@Hammer's posts:

  1. Whistling A cheerful tune….. or rather, having some ultra-fit pensioner behind you doing it while you are attacking and trying to drop him. Apoarently he was an ex-pro knowns as “Whistling-Bob” »