Velominatus: HeinrichHauslersHairstyle
Order: Level 2 Velominatus
Location: Melbourne Australia
14 time Ironman...the shame that must be unspoken
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VSP PICKS: 1. Cadel 2. Nibali 3. Wiggo 4. Some nondescript Italian 5. A pro-conti Italian »
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VSP PICKS: 1. Valverde 2. Gilbert 3. Gerrans 4. Martin 5. Rodriguez »
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Gaudin was quality in Paris-Roubaix. To relieve the drudgery of a long ride on Beach Rd here in Melbourne my training partner and I will sometimes pass each other faux rogering an invisible lass on our bikes. Gaudin looks likes he’s both fucking and being… »
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No Heinrich, no interest. VSP PICKS: 1. Gilbert 2. Gerrans 3. Martin 4. Sagan 5. Valverde »
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No Heinrich but Gilbert to carry the torch for atrocious hairstylers. VSP PICKS: 1. Gilbert 2. Sagan 3. Gerrans 4. Slagter 5. Tiernan-Locke »
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VSP PICKS: 1. Heinrich 2. Fabian 3. Chavanel 4. Flecha 5. Hayman »
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…and excellent to read Heinrich laying down some first class Australian-style reflections post race. »
Sagan needs to work on his salutes or come out and pay due respect to Robbie. Next race he’s going to crash 20k from the finish, get back on, weave his way through and take the win…yeah! »
Come on Heinrich, lift! VSP PICKS: 1. Heinrich 2. Sagan 3. Fabian 4. Sylvan Chav 5. Head butt Renshaw »
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VSP PICKS: 1. Heinrich – my hero 2. M-Cav 3. Sagan 4. Thor 5. Head butt Renshaw »
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Heinrich says, ‘let it be cold, let it be wet.’ VSP PICKS: 1. Heinrich 2. Sylvain Chav 3. Thor 4. EBH 5. Flecha »
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@Marcus on the Pantone Colour scale his hair at Gan was YELLOW… »
@the Engine ah yes, Leffe. My first Euro hangover courtesy of Leffe and frites in Ypres. »
…blonde… »
Not Stuey, no. That would be the end for me! For a start he grew up in South Australia, the only drugs there are red wine varieties. And if PEDs are really enhancing his red hair would have turned bonde and his freckles would have merged to become golden … »
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Sitting on couch after ride watching the TDU and reading Velominati. I’ve got it all, pros cranking it up on TV and some quality blue language on Velominati, you cunts. The only thing missing is Heinrich and his bad hair getting ready to finish second on … »
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Chapeau Frank. I rode Canberra’s 3 peaks ride last week. MtAinslie, Black Mountain and Red Hill. I rode so slowly up Mt Ainslie that a mob of kangaroos perched halfway up the Mount just stopped grazing and stared at me as I humped by them, normally they’d… »
@Daccordi Rider Difficult to tell as they are covered by the afore mentioned quick-tie laden helmet. But I hazard a guess they’d be funking awful. »
@ChrisO Yep, thought it might be an Australia only phenomenon. Thankfully our Magpies are vindictive fuckers so seem to target these knob-ends fairly well despite the apparently deadly spears of thin plastic protruding from the helmet. »
Beach Rd, Melbourne, Australia. YJA, MTB shoes, business socks, unshaven legs, non invited drafting, quick-ties looped through helmet to ward off magpies, non-cycling sunglasses, Shimano Tiagro group set on a budget priced Giant. Chapeau to you for gettin… »