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La Vie Velominatus: Lean Properly

There are always at least two ways to accomplish any task: properly and improperly. Drinking beer from a glass, not the bottle; carrying a full umbrella instead of a miniature fold-up; stirring your gin martinis, not shaking them; wearing french cuffs with a suit, not button cuffs. The Velominatus, of course, is drawn towards doing things Properly,...

@James's posts:

  1. Thankfully I (we) have been doing it correctly all these years.  A-Merckx. »

The Rules

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. I guess http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/#37 is so you don’t obscure advertising on your shades, however the requirement is impractical once you stop for coffee.  With the arms on the outside, you have to remove your shades before you can remove your h… »

Guest Article: Focus

@scaler911 likes beer and pizza, as we all do. I bet Jensie does too. He races more, we drink more, he has to finish each stage at the Tour, us, not so much. There must be a balance to all our cycling lives. Since we don’t have to earn a living racing we can relax a bit but this word “relax” maybe where the trouble lies.Yours in C...

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  1. @Deakus Careful, a bullock in some places is castrated.  ;-) »

To Carbone or Not To Carbone?

That is the question. Are carbon wheels a viable option for everyday riding? Should carbon wheels be your go-to wheels rather than your just-for-racing wheels? I don’t really race and I don’t own any carbon wheels and I wonder. Granted, every professional is and has been on carbon wheels for many years so it’s easy to think we sho...

@James's posts:

  1. @MaLóL I’ve built a few wheels on KinLin XR300 rims.  Nice and aero, quite strong, not too heavy and relatively inexpensive.  For braking performance and brake surface longevity, I can not go passed Mavic OpenPro Ceramic – but only for a front wheel, and … »

The Lexicon

We here at the Velominati have our own set of nicknames and terms which have developed over time through our comments and correspondence. Some of these are names of landmarks or terms in cycling; others are nicknames for some of the riders in the pro peloton. While not intended to be offensive or derogatory, the nicknames in the list represent th...

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  1. @sthilzy A-Merckx !! »

Breaking The Rules: 29

As we gingerly assembled outside the gite, the Belgian sun shining for the first time in the three days we’d been in the spiritual home of cycling, the conversation was muted; what do you say to a legend of the sport, an apostle in his parish about to hold a sermon on two wheels? I can’t recall who it was who said it, but I remember the...

@James's posts:

  1. I think the picture of the dilly bag at the top of this page look, well, like a dilly bag.  I.e. your seat has testicles – way to far back.  I much prefer, if it is absolutoey necessary, a bag that fits between the rails and almost hides up under the seat… »

The Lexicon

We here at the Velominati have our own set of nicknames and terms which have developed over time through our comments and correspondence. Some of these are names of landmarks or terms in cycling; others are nicknames for some of the riders in the pro peloton. While not intended to be offensive or derogatory, the nicknames in the list represent th...

@James's posts:

  1. I’d like to propose a new entry to the Lexicon.  We have a useless cycling commentator on our local SBS channel named Anthony Tan.  All useless cycling commentators should be tarred with the same brush and called “A Tan”.  Need a demonstration?  http://ww… »