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Merckx famously professed that after a night of sinning, the body must be cleansed. He obviously meant this figuratively, not literally, because those mud guards on his bike aren’t going to take a big bite out of whatever that lorry has to offer him by way of a Flandrian facial.Winter is a tough time for those of us pawing about in search of...

@Lanterne Rouge's posts:

  1. Good post. I got a couple of free Flandrian Facials at the weekend, two days of wind, branches and broken glass. No big frosts here in the southern UK yet, so at least there is no road salt to make the cuts sting. I have a turdbo but its just not the same… »