Velominatus: Marcus
Order: Black Order Velominatus
Location: Melbourne
Social: Website / 
Likes (in no particular order) riding his bike, racing his bike and arguing about cycling on the web. Has been known to adopt a contrary stance to his own just to start or continue an argument. When racing, has been described as looking like 6 million dollars - in that he appears to ride in slow motion, like Steve Austin. Most significant item in his palmares is overtaking Phil Anderson on Beach Road.
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@scmtns you really do sound like a wanker. To get your jollies dishing it out to some stranger makes you a bit of a dick. To write a story about it makes you more of one. To write a follow up which essentially states that you are upset because no one tol… »
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@brett Scientific fact: 9 out of 10 vegetarians prefer recumbents. »
@brett I cannot fathom how or why people, once they know you. would criticise you for not eating meat. There are far more compelling reasons to think you are a cunt. Not eating meat is the least of your bad choices. What about moving to New Zealand? Gre… »
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@G’rilla try spitting instead of swallowing »
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@Gianni YES to Selle SMP. Aids performance on and off the bike. »
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@G’rilla I heard he works on a staircase. Sits on one step and the keyboard is located three steps lower. He would have made an awesome triathlete because he wouldn’t have to bend down to put on his runners. »
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@strathlubnaig And I bet your oppressors, I mean your friends, over the border are calling him English. »
@wiscot Froome is a lot more than “Kenyan-born”. He represented Kenya in the World Road Champs. He is about as English as Kevin Fucking Pietersen. So on your logic, is Wiggins half-Australian (NB. we dont want the whingeing nancy-boy clearly doped now … »
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@frank yes, i deserved that. But i reckon that time might become a rather fluid concept for you in the latter stages. You may feel that time has indeed slowed down. »
@TBONE your call about no road bikes on tracks would get you beaten up in Australia. We have the most velodromes of any country in theworld (disclaimer: I made this up). Our outdoor tracks get used by many on road bikes (and even triathletes -gasp!) – the… »
.. I want to see what happens to your speed near the end And put your little sultanas on the line and tell us the time you are going for? »
38.7 – the ONLY way to measure it is via tge track itself. Otherwise you get “rewarded” when you start not being able to hold your line through the turns, especially late in the hour when you are fucked. The pain the pain. Shame you aren’t riding a pursui… »
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@G’rilla Cats would go for whichever is the most convenient groupset nearby and would change to another at the blink of an eye. No loyalty. Dogs stick with one groupset forever, it is always the best in their eyes and they are always happy to see it. S… »
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@RedRanger if your new prospect’s name is Sara, I think your plans are out in the open. »
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I wonder how history will view Wiggins’ 2012 season if he continues what might be a permanent decline. He has definitely approached this year differently in terms of lead up races, leaving aside his grand tour efforts. I am guessing his motivation has fal… »
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@frank A chick once told me - ’Opinions are like orgasms…mine matters most & I really don’t care if you have one.’ She is still single. »
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@paolo You are most probably right – however if i could fuck myself I could probaby also kid myself into thinking that i was really good. »
@ChrisO this fuckin guy has got me agreeing with you and Minion. Can only guess that I have fucked myself silly? »
@DocBrian suit yourself champ. But all that has happened here is that you have made an outlandish statement that you have not been able to back up. If only I could fuck myself silly- I would never stop. »
@DocBrian Now look what you have done. You have caused Minion and I to agree on something. This has never happened before. »
@DocBrian no knocks on electronic shifting – i just query your call that, “Most assessments show that despite slightly greater weight, elect gears save significant amounts of time over even moderate distances because of their greater efficiency, mainly i… »
@frank gutsy move to be that high on the bank »