Velominatus: Mrs Engine
Order: Level 3 Velominatus
Location: Callander Scotland UK
Social: Website
Put upon wife of 3 or 4 children (if you include the husband). Did have a previous life of sex, drugs, rock & roll and travel before I succumbed to the "charms" of present husband (things can change in an instant!!) Likes: nights out with the girls, staying in with the girls, talking to the girls. BUT... I do like watching sport (live or on telly), participating in boxercise, a wee bit cycling (to the cafe and back for coffee with the girls) making stained glass & jewellery. AND general berating of present husband for his obsession with That ******g Bike
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@sthilzy Thats for the small child to stand on to clean its teeth. Ever practical!! »
I knew bikes were good for something!! »
Check this out – http://thebikeshow.net/podcast-special-did-cycling-kill-kraftwerk »
@Mrs Engine Obviously gone right over the heads of non telly watching kids of the 1980′s »
@wiscot Surely if you are calling the other one Charlene this one should be called Scott! »
@Dan_R Thank you. Wrenching what though?? Thought cleaning toilets was mans work! »
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@Deakus Oh my god. Too many similarities with the present @the Engine. Got the glasses spot on and watch for the baldy man doing the Daddy dancing!! »
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@snoov But dont you think fanny would be the better word, being Scottish and all. Then you could call him a complete fanny or a total fanny or a big effin fanny. Sounds so much better in a Scottish accent »
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@mcsqueak I think he looks crazy, fat and ugly. Fat , no I never called him fat, crazy yes, but certainly not fat. »
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@BaltoSteve Junior @upthetrossachs & Junior @The engine »
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As for calling the present @the Engine my VHM, no, I certainly do not. I have to retain a sense of decorum in our house because of the way the conversions are going between our 14yr (who plays for 3 ladies waterpolo teams) and her father, they are degene… »
@Deakus Have you seen him? »
@Mrs Engine Forstermann: apart from the fact that he looks like an Azbekistani weight lifter from the ’80s, being as close as I was to him at the Track World Cup in Glasgow last year I could see the man has a lovely face and a beautiful smile and did s… »
@minion Eightzero, is that an Antipodean dress size? »
@Mrs Engine Sometimes when reading the site I thought they already had!! »
@Sauterelle Thanks »
@Russ M Thank you »
@snoov Yep, I’ll be the one in the car handing out the coffee and cake. »
@Deakus @VeloVita As I said, be afraid, be very afraid :) »
@Deakus Thank you. »
@Mrs Engine And thats just the men. »
@the Engine Mrs Engine is now live and dangerous. Hello Ladies!! »
@girl . I’ve now registered. Be afraid, be very afraid!! »
Bugger, just blown my cover! »
Even I got really excited watching the race today. Was even up on my feet shouting at guys at the end, very exciting. Kept watching for The Present Mr #The Engine, fortunately didnt see him but did see the flag. Those two idiots in the crowd should be ar… »