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Velominatus: Patrick

Order: Level 2 Velominatus

Location: Newcastle, England

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Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. Twat. Should’ve swapped all except Nibali on the last rest day – so much for having faith.  Now hoping Betancur can pinch fifth place – fat chance.  And as for Dirty Sammy, I think he must be appearing as Aladdin in panto at Christmas with those golden sl… »

We close out the 6 Days of the Giro with our sixth and final installment.A body at rest, stays at rest. A body in motion, stays in motion. Things get a bit more ambiguous when it comes to a body on a bicycle tearing down a twisty mountain descent at speed, particularly in the rain. But it is here, on the boundary between clarity and ambiguity, wher...

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  1. @PT @Gianni  @snoov  Thanks for the lesson folks – much appreciated.  That really is a beautiful translation – not something us Geordies (folk from the North East of England) are used to!  I’m sure our imaginatevely named local hills would roughly transla… »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. @brett Froome and his gobshite lass?! Wiggins and the Sky masterplan were doomed when he didn’t smash the ITT and put himself into the Maglia Rosa.  I don’t think he likes to take risks and race… »

We close out the 6 Days of the Giro with our sixth and final installment.A body at rest, stays at rest. A body in motion, stays in motion. Things get a bit more ambiguous when it comes to a body on a bicycle tearing down a twisty mountain descent at speed, particularly in the rain. But it is here, on the boundary between clarity and ambiguity, wher...

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  1. @frank He looks great in the Coors Classic jersey – cool how it matches the standard (?) 7-Eleven Huffy colours! @PT Thanks! Sounds a bit like gargling then?!! »

  2. @frank…Haleakalas – no idea how you pronounce that, but everytime I read it, it makes me think of Raul Alcala. »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. Fuck – Cav is as mega today as Wiggo is poor(ly)…I bet Froome will be sick when Wiggins drops out and decides he wants to go for TdF again to make up for this. »

  2. I’m sticking to my guns for now, but will no doubt panic and swap like crazy on the next rest day to try and salvage something.  Also, I fear Cadel may be flattering to deceive and Dirty Sanchez has to do something special at some point to justify those g… »

Day 5 of the Six Days of the Giro continues with an impromptu VSP event.Lets have a look at where we are in the 2013 Giro. Wiggins must have spent time training in Luxembourg because he’s been descending like a Schleck when things get dodgy before disappearing into the team van to have a cry about it. Hesjedal has put in some good moves and...

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  1. Fingers crossed one of these fellas can do something and earn me a point or two… VSP PICKS: 1. Pozzovivo 2. Pellizotti 3. Santambrogio 4. Atapuma 5. Duarte »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @Spun Up There is some great advice in some of the replies here.  I can’t add anything more other than suggest if you can’t kick the peanut butter sandwiches you could put some lightly mashed banana in there too…they’ll still taste great and will at l… »

We’re into day four of the Six Days of the Giro series, let’s talk trash. Yes the Tour de France started a few years before the Giro and has always been credited as The Tour to win. You win the Giro, you are a stud. Win the Tour and you are a stud for life. Why is that? Is the Tour longer, tougher, more murderous, more beautiful? In the 20...

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  1. The Giro is like going to see an awesome new band at a local club and just loving the shit out of them and the Tour is like seeing them 10 years later rocking the national stadium.  You still love them, but the edge and unpredictability have gone and been… »

We continue our Six Days of the Giro series with a look at the troubled bond between Marco Pantani and the Giro.Some were meant to be tormented, as though it were preordained that their brilliance should be balanced with fatal flaws. These are tortured souls, whose dramatic highs are equalled only by the devastating depths of their lows. Continu...

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  1. @Joe Best band out of Seattle were Mother Love Bone, simply awesome.  But the singer died and half of the band went on to form Pearl Jam, after collaborating with Soundgarden to make the Temple of the Dog album – a monster of a record. »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. Cav is f.awesome!  Can I get a bonus point for predicting he would take the opening stage – god knows I need all the help I can get?!! Just hope my overall picks are as accurate…though I very much doubt it. »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @SimonH Wow!  That is beautiful. »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. And Cav to take the first pink jersey on Saturday and finish in the red points jersey… VSP PICKS: 1. Nibali 2. Wiggins 3. Sanchez 4. Hesjedal 5. Betancur »

Unfortunately the weather for 2013 L-B-L looks a lot nicer than the 1980 episode.  Then again, if the weather looked that bad, they might have cancelled the race or put them on buses before Bastogne and driven them back towards Liege. Who would be the Badger of the peloton of this year’s race in those conditions? Discuss. As always, we have...

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  1. Excellent piece Truly a hard ass. »

There is something to love about a race that makes a deviation to its route for the simple joy of sending a fleet of professional riders up a fiendishly steep and narrow ramp. The Cote du Stockeu offers zero benefit to the route from a logistical standpoint – in fact, all it does is complicate things. On the way down from the Cote de Wanne &#...

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  1. @VirenqueForever Interesting/leftfield choice for winner – do you have some inside info?!! VSP PICKS: 1. Gilbert 2. D.Martin 3. Henao 4. Valverde 5. Kwiatkowski »

  2. Gilbert’s got to win something soon – he’s world champ FFS. Those rainbow bands around his legs seem to be sapping his powers… VSP PICKS: 1. Gilbert 2. D.Martin 3. Henao 4. Valverde 5. Kwiatkowski »

We came tantalizingly close to adding a foray up the Mur de Huy during our excursion to Liege-Bastogne-Liege during this year’s Keepers Tour. But good sense and The Anti-V prevailed, as they are wont to do, and only two of us were left wanting a dig at the most notorious finishing climb in the Classics season.I write this, then, woefully igno...

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  1. Sheer guesswork. I didn’t get to be 117th in the VSP by being able to predict a race. VSP PICKS: 1. Gilbert 2. D.Martin 3. Valverde 4. J.Vanendert 5. Sagan »

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  1. @ped I have no experience of them, but love the look of them – even pondering a pair myself.  I particularly like that they have red leathery stuff on the instep, not just red bits of trim.  Great touch if you can colour match to your bike – or is that to… »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @the-farmer I know how you feel about Treks but Spartacus and Ciolek seem to get on OK with them – so they can’t be all bad.  There is a certain something about Bianchis that make them sooo tempting, but my LBS stopped stocking them this year and is doing… »

Last year we saw Evelyn Stevens out-last Marianne Vos at the top of the Mur de Huy. The take home message is don’t start one’s charge too early. Vos should know this finish, having won it four times already. It’s hard to know who is on form in the professional women field as the races are too far apart to infer much from the last...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Johannson 2. Vos 3. Armistead 4. Longo Borghini 5. Kupfernagel »

Yes it is a race named after a barely drinkable Dutch beer. I have enjoyed Amstel beer, brought to our table by a nice waitress, sitting outside in the Dutch spring. Atmosphere is everything. Do the Dutch brew awesome beer? I drank some good stuff in Amsterdam last spring but I’m pretty sure it was Belgian.Now we begin the Ardennes three race...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Gilbert 2. Sagan 3. Van Avermaert 4. J.Vanendert 5. Voeckler »

It looks so easy on the television. Well, no, actually it looks pretty bloody hard. We think we have some understanding of how they suffer, how their bodies can take the continual beating. But we don’t really know. Not even by riding these abominations they call roads twice in the space of a few days can we understand the scale of the thing...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Cancellara 2. Van Avermaet 3. Thomas 4. Haussler 5. Offredo »

I’ve been lucky enough to do quite a bit of travelling in my life. As a family, we travelled all over Europe when I was just a lad, and recently I’ve had the opportunity to visit more exotic places like India and Hawaii. What I’ve learned from my travels is that the key to a great experience is to leave your predispositions on t...

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  1. @scaler911 Rule #50 violation surely?!!  Or is full face hair compliant… »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @Deakus I’m with you regarding Winter comfort!  I sneered at mudguards, but inexplicably invested in some SKS Chromoplastics last Autumn and they were a revelation.  Having a dry arse on wet days is great.  My kids reckon they make my bike look like an… »