Velominatus: TBONE
Order: Level 2 Velominatus
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@Mirko One would have to be Pharmstrong to full off such a feat. »
@frank Nice try, Lance. »
If Wiggo cannot make up his deficit on Ryder using this Triathlete’s wet dream tomorrow, he’s done for. »
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@frank [citation needed] Fun fact, in ’97 I was in culinary school. July was butchery month – 5 weeks of cutting up sides of beef, whole pigs, lamb, fish, and chicken. My instructor’s first name was Ulrich, we would always call each other Ule. I saw hi… »
@Marcus Great point, I should really disinfect my screen. »
@Gianni Thanks, I always knew I could be an inspiration to someone. You must follow me on Strava. Unless of course you’re talking about Ullrich. @frank Ulle. Ulle. you got it right once. @frank Ulle. Get it right. It’s Ulle. Not Ulli, Ully,… »
@frank I’d like to point out I have recently acquired a short sleeved 1997 Telekom jersey to compliment my long sleeved one. I’d like to find the shorts but at this point in time the odds of me finding some that are unused are disconcertingly slim. »
@Coulee country @Deakus Right, won’t happen again. »
@Tobin Oh, the fucking bento boxes. And those compartments that they now have just above the chainstays. My guns will be looking like Cipo’s in no time. Just not as unctuous. @frank Done, I’ll see if I can dig mine up. I wouldn’t make it out of … »
Henceforth I shall no longer call Triathletes ‘tryfags’. For my punishment for speaking ill of Triathletes I will be wearing Campagnolo compression socks and LED lit compression arm warmers in every race I ride in. http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/Mode… »
@The Grande Fondue Youtube link not working for me either. Good call. During yesterday’s 115km/2000m of climbing sufferfest some buddies and I rode past some tryfags, they were all getting aero. We got into an echelon (all three of us)and did this, chu… »
@piwakawaka De mortuis nihil nisi bonum. »
Funny, I was just reminiscing with a friend today about how I bought these aero bars because of Pantani. Had them mounted on my 1998 steel Vitali with Campagnolo Veloce. I think I still have them. Are they compliant with The Rules? I doubt that they’d wor… »
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@frank Side note, I’ve secured a short sleeved 1998 Telekom jersey to compliment my long sleeved one. In the late ’90s when I turned up a local road races sporting said jersey I’d be asked if I was related to him, sometimes I played along. We don’t nee… »
‘its time for sacrifice.’ Just don’t sacrifice that apostrophe for some weight savings. »
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I’m Mr. Last Year’s Model. However now that I’m loosely sponsored by Parentini, I’ve put the vest in the mail for you. Keep an eye out for it. »
@Ron Thanks! It’s an Assos vest of some kind, I got it from my LBS at a deal, they claimed that half of the front had been bleached by the sun and sold it to me at cost. »
Here’s me at the bottom of the Col de la Madeline, observing Rule #47. I rode up,observed Rule #56 at the chalet, then led by example with Rule #55 and Rule #85. It goes without saying that all Kit related rules were also followed strictly, with the exception… »
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It should be noted that I’m rolling with cufflinks and my locally made full size umbrella today. One of my coworkers asked me ‘Who spends $80 on an umbrella?’ I shot back with ‘Someone without two kids.’ The topic was never broached again. »
@JohnB Let’s hope plan B doesn’t involve adding a BB to his game. Might explain why he was all tuckered out leading up to the Giro though. https://twitter.com/ryder_hesjedal/status/327840793337425921 »
I still hold a modicum of hope for our maple syrup powered superhero. Everyone else is just fodder. VSP PICKS: 1. Ryder Hesjedal 2. Nibbles 3. Cadel Evans 4. Wiggo 5. Rocky Rodriguez »