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@JohnB Let’s hope plan B doesn’t involve adding a BB to his game. Might explain why he was all tuckered out leading up to the Giro though. https://twitter.com/ryder_hesjedal/status/327840793337425921 »
I still hold a modicum of hope for our maple syrup powered superhero. Everyone else is just fodder. VSP PICKS: 1. Ryder Hesjedal 2. Nibbles 3. Cadel Evans 4. Wiggo 5. Rocky Rodriguez »
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@Mirko One would have to be Pharmstrong to full off such a feat. »
@frank Nice try, Lance. »
If Wiggo cannot make up his deficit on Ryder using this Triathlete’s wet dream tomorrow, he’s done for. »
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@frank [citation needed] Fun fact, in ’97 I was in culinary school. July was butchery month – 5 weeks of cutting up sides of beef, whole pigs, lamb, fish, and chicken. My instructor’s first name was Ulrich, we would always call each other Ule. I saw hi… »
@Marcus Great point, I should really disinfect my screen. »
@Gianni Thanks, I always knew I could be an inspiration to someone. You must follow me on Strava. Unless of course you’re talking about Ullrich. @frank Ulle. Ulle. you got it right once. @frank Ulle. Get it right. It’s Ulle. Not Ulli, Ully,… »
@frank I’d like to point out I have recently acquired a short sleeved 1997 Telekom jersey to compliment my long sleeved one. I’d like to find the shorts but at this point in time the odds of me finding some that are unused are disconcertingly slim. »
@Coulee country @Deakus Right, won’t happen again. »
@Tobin Oh, the fucking bento boxes. And those compartments that they now have just above the chainstays. My guns will be looking like Cipo’s in no time. Just not as unctuous. @frank Done, I’ll see if I can dig mine up. I wouldn’t make it out of … »
Henceforth I shall no longer call Triathletes ‘tryfags’. For my punishment for speaking ill of Triathletes I will be wearing Campagnolo compression socks and LED lit compression arm warmers in every race I ride in. http://www.chainreactioncycles.com/Mode… »
@The Grande Fondue Youtube link not working for me either. Good call. During yesterday’s 115km/2000m of climbing sufferfest some buddies and I rode past some tryfags, they were all getting aero. We got into an echelon (all three of us)and did this, chu… »
@piwakawaka De mortuis nihil nisi bonum. »
Funny, I was just reminiscing with a friend today about how I bought these aero bars because of Pantani. Had them mounted on my 1998 steel Vitali with Campagnolo Veloce. I think I still have them. Are they compliant with The Rules? I doubt that they’d wor… »
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@frank Side note, I’ve secured a short sleeved 1998 Telekom jersey to compliment my long sleeved one. In the late ’90s when I turned up a local road races sporting said jersey I’d be asked if I was related to him, sometimes I played along. We don’t nee… »
‘its time for sacrifice.’ Just don’t sacrifice that apostrophe for some weight savings. »
@VeloVita I have to snack on fruit and veggies all day long, it helps with the cravings and keeps my blood sugar consistent. If it gets too low I become even more insufferable than normal. »
@ChrisO Anything over 4 hours. I ride solo a lot so there’s no tucking in on other people’s wheel(s). Also lots of hills and headwinds here in Vancouver. It’s not that much, mostly strategically placed in my jersey. It should be noted that I eat Alot. »
@wiscot I like to ride with nugget potatoes roasted with sea salt, pepper, and olive oil. They’re cheap, easy, hit the gullet and get absorbed instantly. I’ll also bring along some balsamic tomato crackers, a bar, a handful of almonds, and some EPO lace… »
Does one have to adhere to Rule #65 when crushing and crunching the bones of one’s competitors? »