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The Theory of Special Relativity states that time for a moving object passes more quickly than for a stationary object. Einstein, in deriving this theory, demonstrated great insight and creative power for which he is considered perhaps the greatest mind in human history. If he had owned a set of rollers, however, he’d be considered a common...

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  1. Bang up job! What were you running up front, I’m assuming a 48 tooth? ‘Alpenrose is a short, steep…’ Come to Burnaby, it’s 200m and 5 degrees steeper. We were talking about a race in Alpenrose the other day and saying how you could go so much slower on… »

This photo is perhaps the greatest of all time; it shows The Prophet riding in the 1969 Ronde van Vlaanderen, kit and machine perfect. Rule #9 conditions in abundance. He’s gone off the front with some 80km left to race, which predictably sent his directeur into a rage. Ordered to return to the bunch, Merckx calmly suggested he go screw hi...

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  1. I rode the Kluane Chilkat International Bike Relay race, 238.8km solo in 6:57. Garmin fucked up, still seeing if I can save the ride data. Then Sunday we rode the Skagway summit. All in all, a great success despite some minor mechanical issues. »

It’s not a secret around these parts that William Fotheringham is my favorite Cycling journalist. Growing up as a budding Velominatus in the isolated island known as North America, I could count on one hand the publications that even mentioned Cycling, let alone provided reliable coverage. Winning Magazine and Velonews were my source for race...

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  1. @Ron It is possible, at the top of the Alpe d’Huez one of his bikes is there, DT shifter for the front to save weight. This was for the TT up the Alpe d’Huez. »

The mighty VSP generator has been switched on once again. The mil-spec hydraulic fluid has been changed since the Giro. A new power take-off belt has also been installed. And the punch card reader has been refurbished.Broome and Berti are already riding the Critérium du Dauphiné. The top contenders prefer the Dauphiné for the decent recovery all...

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  1. @Buck Rogers ’twas more akin the sound of a mighty maple tree cracking in a windstorm. »

  2. Fucksticks. http://www.cbc.ca/sports/cycling/story/2013/06/10/sp-cycling-canada-ryder-hesjedal.html »

It’s not a secret around these parts that William Fotheringham is my favorite Cycling journalist. Growing up as a budding Velominatus in the isolated island known as North America, I could count on one hand the publications that even mentioned Cycling, let alone provided reliable coverage. Winning Magazine and Velonews were my source for race...

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  1. @scaler911 Ha! I used to check those out at my high school’s library and read them on the bus home. »

The mighty VSP generator has been switched on once again. The mil-spec hydraulic fluid has been changed since the Giro. A new power take-off belt has also been installed. And the punch card reader has been refurbished.Broome and Berti are already riding the Critérium du Dauphiné. The top contenders prefer the Dauphiné for the decent recovery all...

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  1. Insert praising and stalker-like comment directed at Ryder here. VSP PICKS: 1. Hesjedal, Ryder 2. Faboo 3. Philbert 4. Boonen 5. Peraud »

Update: You can watch the live stream (assuming it works from the velodrome) on the Velominati channel at USTREAM. When you log in, you’ll first see my little test video of my puppy eating grass. Please disregard me yelling at it. That never happened.I have always considered myself to have a good imagination, something I attribute half to my...

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  1. @minion Yes, what gears will be used? I run 90.5 (48*14) and in 3 minute intervals last night was averaging 43.4km/hr, in zone 5. Which hurt, quite a bit. No way I could keep that up for an hour. I reckon I could churn out 39ish with relative ‘comfort’ … »

  2. @Marcus Heretics, every last one of you. I’m riding out the the Burnaby Velodrome tonight as the VMH has the steezy whip. I’ll get funny looks just for hanging my Cinelli on the bike racks in the infield and switching to the Pista. Triathletes, riding … »

  3. @Buck Rogers What if Frank goes 41.2km and we have two entries of 41.1 and 41.3km, respectively? Who would win? Bob Barker knows who the victor would be. »

  4. @TBONE Wrong link, sorry. Double plus sorry for TMZ. http://www.tmz.com/videos/0_x8418jqn/ »

  5. @Buck Rogers Everything I know about betting, times and such has just been shattered. Aaron Paul is disappoint.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtR6KViyeU »

  6. @Buck Rogers Will Price is Right rules be into effect? Meaning that the person closest to the actual retail kilometers performed without going over wins? Please spay and neuter your pets. Also, I demand a piss test. A piss test? Yes, a piss test. »

  7. @RedRanger I’ll go for 38.2. »

  8. At a cursory glance it looks as if you’re riding a road bike. Roubaix is the only acceptable place to ride a road bike on the track, provided it is proceeded with a shower underneath said velodrome. @Ron A tri-friend of mine added Axel on the Facebo… »

  9. 1. Are you riding a road bike on the velodrome in that picture? If so, that’s a paddling. Mind you I’m just as guilty as I poached The Vélodrome Jacques-Anquetil  and the Palais des Sports in Grenoble when I was in France. 2. A full hour on a track bike,… »

Every once in a while, you stumble across a quote that changes your outlook on how you approach life. Of course, this requires that one does a good deal of “reading”, which is a problem for me, as reading anything that isn’t Cycling-related feels the same as doing “work”. I do the odd bit of it nevertheless, and in a r...

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  1. This just in: Axel Merckx raced in the Oliver 1/2 Ironman. I wonder if he’s come out to his father yet. I’m shocked, especially considering that I let him touch me on Friday night when I rode with him. I feel so used. »

Addiction is typically defined as a bad thing. Addiction to drugs, to alcohol, sex or even work is usually portrayed as a condition to be battled, to overcome. The same sources may recommend a strict regime of regular exercise and healthy living as the perfect antidote to the bad addictions that befall an overwhelming majority of the general popul...

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  1. Saved by the wheelie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EoJ66sNkog »

We have the kind of poor judgement that allows us to have a puppy. She’s half pit, half something, and half something else and boasts a lilliputian-sized head. As her Life Coach, I’ve instructed her to focus on growing her head because, as her Uncle Gianni says, no one gets anywhere in this world with a tiny head. But she’s a g...

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  1. @Chris My bad. Sometimes even the best of us break the rules. Here’s Eddy breaking Rule #37. When Eddy was called on breaking The Rules, he towed a similar line as our Dear Leader, Stephen Harper, saying ‘I think I make The Rules’. »

  2. All of The Rules, summed up by two men in one picture. »

While all evidence points to the contrary, the 20th century’s greatest twatwaffle LE Gunderson may have got something at least half right after all. Of course it’s about the bike, otherwise we’d be runners. But there are other factors that contribute to what makes us Cyclists which can often be overlooked completely. Not the cloth...

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  1. Me? I love Tuesday nights in Vancouver: http://escapevelocity.bc.ca/tuesday Wednesdays are good too. Structured training at the velodrome. Velodromes, track bikes, skin suits and all of that are compliant with the Rules, right? In the winter on Fridays… »

In most situations, silence is an ominous thing that signals impending doom. Having never been in any danger myself, I base this largely on my experience watching box-office movies. As a general rule, I use Hollywood as the principal source of information on all subjects as they relate to doom and politics, principally because I’m loath t...

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  1. @wiscot Fixed that for you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCkmeP8s8W4 »

  2. @VeloVita I have to snack on fruit and veggies all day long, it helps with the cravings and keeps my blood sugar consistent. If it gets too low I become even more insufferable than normal. »

  3. @ChrisO Anything over 4 hours. I ride solo a lot so there’s no tucking in on other people’s wheel(s). Also lots of hills and headwinds here in Vancouver. It’s not that much, mostly strategically placed in my jersey. It should be noted that I eat Alot. »

  4. @wiscot I like to ride with nugget potatoes roasted with sea salt, pepper, and olive oil. They’re cheap, easy, hit the gullet and get absorbed instantly. I’ll also bring along some balsamic tomato crackers, a bar, a handful of almonds, and some EPO lace… »