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Velominatus: Tartan1749

Order: Level 1 Velominatus

Location: Pittsburgh, PA

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36 yrs old, 1.8m tall, 73.5 kg riding a 57cm Merckx CHM custom assembled with a mixed bag of Campy 10s components. An engineer that has past worked in motorsports and aerospace, I am now in nuclear in Pittsburgh, PA. Hills! I have only been riding about 4 years, but love it and despite a small child, the wife seems to approve.

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Update: You can watch the live stream (assuming it works from the velodrome) on the Velominati channel at USTREAM. When you log in, you’ll first see my little test video of my puppy eating grass. Please disregard me yelling at it. That never happened.I have always considered myself to have a good imagination, something I attribute half to my...

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  1. @G’rilla Twiggo was there?!  Sorry Frank – couldn’t resist. »

We are the Keepers of the Cog. In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @dave Doesn’t this qualify?  If you are speaking of poster type print, I think there used to be someone who did print them, but they were not authorized and Frank quickly put he kabosh on that. »

  2. @cuylar conly Similarly, wearing jerseys for climbs is not allowed unless you have completed said climb.  For instance, Velo Peloton’s Tourmalet jersey looks the tits, but I have not climbed the monster, therefore I would not shame the threads by wearin… »

  3. @margc I belive that is Terry’s attempt at trying to bring back the Dazzle Camouflage, popular in during WW1.  I am really not sure what they were trying to accomplish there, but they assuredly failed at it.  Is that one article of clothing, or 5?  Sorry… »

Every once in a while, you stumble across a quote that changes your outlook on how you approach life. Of course, this requires that one does a good deal of “reading”, which is a problem for me, as reading anything that isn’t Cycling-related feels the same as doing “work”. I do the odd bit of it nevertheless, and in a r...

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  1. I understand the release date for the US is far away, but I should at least be able to put the damn book on my wish list! »

We are the Keepers of the Cog. In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @the Engine Guess he should have stuck with the Q-Rings this year, huh? »

Repeats last year’s Café Domestique to the Shed Coffee Bar in Erin Date/Time Date - May 26, 2013 8:35 AM - 4:00 PM Continue reading...

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  1. Repeats last year’s Café Domestique to the Shed Coffee Bar in Erin

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Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. @ChrisO Kudos for calling himself out.  Looks like he needed yesterday’s help … »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. A great little article:  http://velonews.competitor.com/2013/05/commentary/notes-from-the-scrum-the-hornet-rides-again_288246 Well written by a seemingly budding Velominati with great colorful language describing an old friend »

  2. @DerHoggz have nearly 4000km (3200km on current set) logged on Maxxis Re-Fuse without a puncture.  Im sure there are others that are lighter and roll better, but the piece of mind is worth it, plus I’m always training and never racing. »

We are the Keepers of the Cog. In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @the-farmer degreaser (engine degreaser to be exact) to soften the adhesive and dental floss to slide behind the sticker.  The degreaser will not harm your finish »

Bicycles and automobiles- can’t we all just get along? @Kah writes about this universal (do aliens have this issue also?) problem of us co-existing with humans in cars. We all drive cars too and have cursed the occasional cyclists for some good reason. Cars are our greatest threat. We can crawl away from our own bicycle crashes, thanks very m...

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  1. I think it is a bit ironic how many manufacturers offer black or dark colors with minimal reflective areas for articles of clothing that you would normally wear in low visibility conditions.  Long sleeve jersey, rain jackets, light jackets that you would … »

We are the Keepers of the Cog. In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @Sauterelle That is one poorly written article with a decided biased.  Not at all what I would consider objective, nor are the points made necessarily related to the subject.  Not worth spending any more time on, actually. »

Not only do most of us have a tale of our Cycling Sensei, but we also generally have a story for how we came into our current Bike Number 1. Those of us who were online last week probably noticed Jeff’s manic posts regarding a Look that he spotted at a big-box retailer, for a price that should have him constantly looking over his shoulder for...

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  1. @DocBrian too bad – I love my Aspide »

We are the Keepers of the Cog. In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @mcsqueak I don’t have a Garmin, but use my phone for the same thing – in the pocket.  Much closer to adhering 100% to Rule #74.  I get the records, but not an issue while on the bike.  If you take your phone, try it if all you are tracking is speed/posit… »

We’re into day three of the Six Days of the Giro series, and it’s time to hit the dirt.If ever a Keepers Tour goes to Italy, then we’re doing this climb. No doubt. Climbing on gravel up a real mountain, what’s not to love? Continue reading...

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  1. I’ve found ridewithgps.com to be the most accurate with regard to elevation and grades.  I notified Strava this morning that they have a 125m climb incorrect in that it only crosses 2 40′ contour lines.  They also have my max climb as a little over 10m hi… »

  2. Com on guys! verticals aren’t to scale, they are hugely exaggerated.  Unless you were climbing Everest, a map to scale would more/less be a flat line over a 120km route. »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. Is Evans going to go for the win/ time bonuses? »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @Nate True – I’m only thinking this could occur at 2 places: 1) seatpost/frame connection, in which sweat will probably not be making contact as it should be umbrella’ed by the saddle 2)  stem/fork/bars, but if any of these pieces are Al, they are usual… »

  2. @RedRanger Carbon is pretty much inert, so it could be that the aluminum is oxidizing into Aluminum Oxide (a ceramic, which will look like a white powder) and then riding vibrations or something is knocking it loose and it is collecting between the surfac… »

When I was but a young Velominatus, my poor mother was often horrified/embarrassed/disgusted by my typical boy’s habit of sucking back the mucous from the back of my throat and swallowing it… yes, I know, now you’re disgusted too. Taking me to seek a cure from the good Dr Edwards, he let her down somewhat with his prognosis that w...

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  1. Great tutorial on this subject released yesterday: »

We’re heaping coals on the Giro frenzy that’s burning in all corners of the Cycling world by issuing the second installment of the monthly BigRingRiding Sur la Plaque series while at the same time kicking off the Six Days of the Giro series where we’ll post six articles on the subject of this, the best Grand Tour of the year. Y...

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  1. In fact, there should be some lexicon term for such a look – I’m just not creative enough at the moment to propose one. »

  2. @piwakawaka yep, nothing worse than having hairs poking through the bibs.  Just shows disrespect. »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. @Buck Rogers Yes, I noticed the uncany similarities as well, right down to the cockring (which in black and white, yellow vs white would look identical). »