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Cyclist. Photographer. Cook.

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In most situations, silence is an ominous thing that signals impending doom. Having never been in any danger myself, I base this largely on my experience watching box-office movies. As a general rule, I use Hollywood as the principal source of information on all subjects as they relate to doom and politics, principally because I’m loath t...

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  1. @frank I always thought the advice regarding eating throughout the day was more about curbing binge cravings due to spikes/valleys in blood sugar as opposed to halting metabolism. Regardless, since I rarely get to ride anymore since become a parent, I … »

  2. @Ron I’ve made Lim’s recipe on multiple occasions.  I’ve tried other variations of it, but I still like the bacon, parmesan and Bragg’s Liquid Aminos version the best.  I don’t find them terribly involved to make and they’ll keep in the fridge for a few… »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. Apparently the Giro is the Arenberg Forest of the VSP…you can’t win the VSP here but you can most certainly lose it. My picks of Wiggins, Hesjdal and Gesink ended up being the equivalent of two punctures and a broken chain. »

  2. If you now realise that your rest day swaps were stupid and want to revert back to your original picks does the system take that into account, or are you doubly penalized (as perhaps you should be for being stupid)? »

Day 5 of the Six Days of the Giro continues with an impromptu VSP event.Lets have a look at where we are in the 2013 Giro. Wiggins must have spent time training in Luxembourg because he’s been descending like a Schleck when things get dodgy before disappearing into the team van to have a cry about it. Hesjedal has put in some good moves and...

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  1. @snoov By ‘the Irish guy’ do you mean Sean Kelly? As far as the Eurosport commentary goes, I’ll take their worst commentator over the Steve Schlanger or Todd Gogulski crap we get for US racing. »

  2. VSP PICKS: 1. Garzelli 2. Scarponi 3. Wiggins 4. Nibali 5. Evans »

We’re into day four of the Six Days of the Giro series, let’s talk trash. Yes the Tour de France started a few years before the Giro and has always been credited as The Tour to win. You win the Giro, you are a stud. Win the Tour and you are a stud for life. Why is that? Is the Tour longer, tougher, more murderous, more beautiful? In the 20...

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  1. @LA Dave Very nicely put! +1 »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. Ryder out, Gesink in VSP PICKS (1st Rest Day Swaps): 1. Wiggins 2. Nibali 3. Scarponi 4. Gesink 5. Evans »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @Cyclops Oh, I didn’t realise that’s what McSqueak meant when he said ‘back pocket’.  I’m impressed it still gets the GPS signal.  Chapeau Garmin! »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. @Ron I’m all for it – that’s hilarious!  Fucking Di Luca.  I’m such a hypocrite because I’ll totally fawn over old race footage of guys like Pantani or VDB, but my stomach turned a little the other day when I saw Di Luca go away on that climb. »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @paolo That’s an easy one – no more than your jersey pockets can hold in an evenly distributed manner… »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. @ped I wonder if that Darth Maul helmet could slot in with The Power of Hair… »

We continue our Six Days of the Giro series with a look at the troubled bond between Marco Pantani and the Giro.Some were meant to be tormented, as though it were preordained that their brilliance should be balanced with fatal flaws. These are tortured souls, whose dramatic highs are equalled only by the devastating depths of their lows. Continu...

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  1. Just noticed photo #3 is Frank’s Look Fantastic Masterclass handout above – Pantani looked pretty badass sans goatee! »

  2. VDB was a master of style on the bike in my less than humble opinion.  He was even able to look awesome despite bleach blond hair and a Rule #50 breaking goatee.  In fact, I think he looked so fucking awesome that I think Rule #50 should have a VDB except… »

We are the Keepers of the Cog.  In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.See also The Prophet’s Prayer. Continue reading...

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  1. @Mikael Liddy Indeed they will be, but congratulations – it totally worth it!  FYI, a BabyBjorn can be worn Frank Schleck ‘Camelbelly’ style so you can still ride without fucking with your parenting duties or aerodynamics. »

  2. @thebaron You may like them, but I’d venture to guess the guy riding behind you probably doesn’t… »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. @wiscot I’ve always thought of Garzelli as a pretty stylish rider – perhaps he’s going senile in his old age (although googling some images does reveal that he has consistently made sartorial missteps with his helmet liners) »

Change creeps in slowly, it has a way of taking the seemingly immutable and eroding it over time. It’s inevitable; if the great canyons were carved from the solid rock of Mount Velomis by such a soft thing as water, then it should come as no surprise that the Velominati V-Kit would also change with time. As David St. Hubbins says, “Th...

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  1. @Ron My trick is that on the first sunny day of the season when I’m likely to get a tan, I wear the jersey that has the shortest sleeves and the bibs with the shortest inseam.  Then on subsequent rides I just make sure the sleeves or legs of the kit I’m… »

Our products represent the spirit of Velominati; every product we offer is made with the utmost attention to detail – no compromises were made in their selection or design. Whenever possible, our products are made my small, locally-owned businesses who share our passion for quality and we make every effort to ensure they are made in an enviro...

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  1. @Dr C Those are his nipples… »

Twiggo is dreaming of a Giro-Tour double. He has sent out mixed messages about his Tour ambitions. Will he use the Giro as the ultimate Tour preparation or will be burn all his matches in May and hope he can find another pack for July? He has abandoned his successful 2012 Tour run-up strategy of winning every stage race he entered the previous spri...

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  1. @Mikael Liddy Congrats!  Welcome to the official start of your Breeding and Blimping phase! »

  2. VSP PICKS: 1. Wiggins 2. Nibali 3. Scarponi 4. Hesjedal 5. Evans »

Our products represent the spirit of Velominati; every product we offer is made with the utmost attention to detail – no compromises were made in their selection or design. Whenever possible, our products are made my small, locally-owned businesses who share our passion for quality and we make every effort to ensure they are made in an enviro...

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  1. @Cyclops Its too early in the morning for half-baked Chicken »

There is something to love about a race that makes a deviation to its route for the simple joy of sending a fleet of professional riders up a fiendishly steep and narrow ramp. The Cote du Stockeu offers zero benefit to the route from a logistical standpoint – in fact, all it does is complicate things. On the way down from the Cote de Wanne &#...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Gilbert 2. Valverde 3. Froome 4. Nibali 5. Henao »

  2. I reserve the right to modify my picks in case any news surfaces that Andy might not be in the form of his life. VSP PICKS: 1. Andy Schleck 2. Andy Schleck 3. Andy Schleck 4. Andy Schleck 5. Andy Schleck »

Last year we saw Evelyn Stevens out-last Marianne Vos at the top of the Mur de Huy. The take home message is don’t start one’s charge too early. Vos should know this finish, having won it four times already. It’s hard to know who is on form in the professional women field as the races are too far apart to infer much from the last...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Vos 2. Van Dijk 3. Johansson 4. Borghini 5. De Vries »