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Velominatus: Wah-Balls

Order: Level 4 Velominatus

Location: lymington

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We are the Keepers of the Cog. In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.The Rules lie at the beginning of The Path to La Vie Velominatus, not at the end; learning to balance them against one another and to welcome them...

@Wah-Balls's posts:

  1. A question about kit. I know the above mentions that we should always emulate the pros and shorts should always be black, this I understand. My question is about specifically about Jerseys. With the Rule #17 ringing in my ears, is it within the rules for… »

There was a time when the world was painted in hues of black and white. Right and Wrong were separated by lines painted in such a thick, heavy paint that even to wander close was to already alter your very nature. The Elders taught us on which side we were to dwell and what evils would descend upon us if we were to transcend into the void. Litt...

@Wah-Balls's posts:

  1. Pity that the people this is aimed at will never read it. but education is the name of the game. The roads in London are so dangerous it’s a wonder more people aren’t killed cycling on a daily basis. »

There are two ways in life to be good at something. The first way is the most obvious, which is to actually be good at something. This is harder than it sounds because you need things like skills, talent, fortitude, and light sabers. The other way doesn’t require those things but it has its own challenges; basically, you have to be holistical...

@Wah-Balls's posts:

  1. @Marko I wish my balls were big enough to rock this look! Cool as fuck. Good work fella! »

  2. @Cogfather good work! I need to get looking on eBay I think! »

  3. think I watched American Flyer about a million times. Have to find it on DVD, or will it be awful? »