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Velominati Kit Redesign: Half Turbine, Half Hazard

Change creeps in slowly, it has a way of taking the seemingly immutable and eroding it over time. It’s inevitable; if the great canyons were carved from the solid rock of Mount Velomis by such a soft thing as water, then it should come as no surprise that the Velominati V-Kit would also change with time. As David St. Hubbins says, “Th...

@Winnipeg CycleChick's posts:

  1. That is hot. Like lava hot. Thanks for the Kallisto story as well, they sound pretty awesome. »

Cogal Report: East Maui Loop 2013

I didn’t want to climb the Eiger, I wanted to have climbed the Eiger. - Jon Krakauer, Eiger DreamsGianni’s Take Continue reading...

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  1. @Gianni I never mind being the token female on a ride. (Especially if I am in Maui. Or Belgium.) Usually don’t even notice. And I’m sure I don’t have to tell you that one does not “ponder” Rule #5. You simply put on your big girl pants and do that shit. … »

  2. Awesome. I must do this. Not might. Must. You have been warned. »

V-Announcements: The Way of the Cycling Disciple

We interrupt the current programming for the following announcement:The more clever among you might have noticed slight shiftings of the sands, a new scent on the breeze. Indeed, the Velominati Boardroom has been bristling with activity of late; the meetings longer and more regular, the pints downed in quicker succession, the views shouted in loud...

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  1. Chapeau gentlemen! May I be so bold as to ask if there is any Velominata content pending? Besides the Assos girl, of course. »

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  1. @Steampunk Merde. »

  2. Holy shit. Sounds like heaven. Anybody know what a kidney goes for on the black market these days? »

Guest Article: Where the hell are all the Velominata hiding?

It is October, the last VSP of the season is up, there is still some race in China no one cares about. The road racing season is over. It is time for a little Velominati reflection. We tried to put in as many women’s races into the VSP as we could. They get little press, finding a start list is tough, picking the top five even tougher. But th...

@Winnipeg CycleChick's posts:

  1. @Mel Hahaha!!! So awesome! I don’t often get creeped on by women, but that’s cool. Yeah, the Skinsuit turned out pretty rad and I can’t wait to wear it. Sadly I can’t race today because of a bad Charlie horse suffered in a spectacular trail ride endo. Ouc… »

  2. Amen sister. Viva la Velominata! »