Velominatus: brett
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Whilst Brett hails from the land Down Under, he hates that fucking song. An Aussie now living as a Kiwi, he is at home on the rich dirt of New Zealand's mountain bike trails as he is on the scorching tarmac of Australia. Despite his geographical disadvantage, the cobblestones and kassien of Belgium and Northern France hold a special place in his heart and it's where you'll find him each Spring, either with a bike underneath him or a fine Belgian ale in his hand.
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@Chris Very rarely, and only if there is no option (like if you go to someone’s house for dinner and they think that being vege means you eat fish). Or if you entrust someone like @rigid to order a pizza and he thinks that “vegetarian” means “meat lover… »
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Great shots @G’rilla, number 5 is especially cool… »
@Russ Hear hear. »
@Sauterelle And that gem gets you the +1… »
@G’rilla Get the stream back up and an interview please? »
@G’rilla Yo, pass on our congrats and comments… »
Awesome Frank! @G’rilla Interview please… »
Haha, there ya go! »
“Nice Frank”? I can’t watch this… try “you may as well stop now you useless twat, Brett could do better than this…” If that doesn’t work, nothing will. »
@G’rilla C’mon you guys, start abusing and belittling him… it’s the only method he responds to. »
Jeezus, get him on the red line! He’s adding 10 metres a lap! »
That had better been a beer hand-up! »
Stream’s gone lads… »
@Rob @G’rilla Tell Frank that Brett and Gianni said he’s a useless c#nt… »
Why are there other riders on the track? »
@G’rilla move around a bit! »
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I think we’re in good hands with these guys. Good, insane hands. »
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@Query There ya go mate… A great look into the life of a big Pommy git vegetarian Pro here… »
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So if Millar wrote Wil’s foreword, and Wil wrote ours, and Brailsford wrote Millar’s, does that mean Wiggo will write our next one? “Velominati are a bunch of bone-idle wanker cunts.” That’ll pretty much nail it. »
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The strong riders of ASD Molla Buni cycling club (some info on their muse, track legend Romolo Buni, here: <http://goo.gl/CSC6a>) based in Milan, Italy have put together a perfect way to celebrate a Merckxian birthday. This is an event not to miss.
Here is the route.
Meeting time: 07:20
Starting address: Milano, north-east intersection of viale Marche and viale Zara (see route map)
For Festum Prophetae we have chosen to honor The Prophet riding the course of the 1971 Giro di Lombardia that he dominated. The course is 265km long with 4000m vertical gain. We will be stopping a few times along the way for food and water, but stops will be very brief (as in: no seated lunches or the like!) and as few as possible so as the ensure a day of full immersion in the pain cave. Participants should embark sufficient rocket fuel to cover at least the first 130-140km. Arrival at the Sinigaglia Stadium in Como; the Como Lago station is a 5 minute ride from the finish for those returning to home base by train.
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Date - June 17, 2013
7:35 AM - 6:15 PMLocation
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@DerHoggz You get it too. Indeed, I did rock fi'zi:k shoes… but they got lost on the way to KT, and I’m not keen to rock them again because of that. Of course it’s hypocritical to wear dead animals but not eat them, so I’m hopefully getting non-leather… »
@Ron @scaler911 @PeakInTwoYears @Rob +1. You all get it. »
@Marcus Luckily, I’m the 1. »
@unversio 7:0V or 8:0V »
That’s quite an introduction and welcoming party for @scmtns… »