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Velominatus: cognition

Order: Level 4 Velominatus

Location: Utah

Social: Website

Roadie since '87, just missing LeMan's heyday but squeaking in to read about Stephen Roche's trifecta in the pages of Bicycling magazine in my public library back in high school in New York. Raced briefly, without success, as a Cat 4 junior and then occasionally in college in Southern California. In order, I've owned and ridden: lugged steel Bianchi, lugged steel (531) Trek, lugged steel Paramount, Ritchey mountain bike, Ti Kona mountain bike, Ti LeMond, and an Al Specialized CX bike. Still have all of them, to my wife's dismay; I may already be at S-1. Heretically, I still like running and backpacking.

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We’re into day four of the Six Days of the Giro series, let’s talk trash. Yes the Tour de France started a few years before the Giro and has always been credited as The Tour to win. You win the Giro, you are a stud. Win the Tour and you are a stud for life. Why is that? Is the Tour longer, tougher, more murderous, more beautiful? In the 20...

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  1. @unversio I had meant a complete Mavic groupset.  Not a fair comparison since they’re not in that game anymore, and also not fully fair since some of Mavic’s stuff from the SSC era is wonderfully quirky.  And they did manage to get an electric shifting gr… »

  2. Il Giro e la maglia rosa para me, grazie.  La Tour is a bigger deal; I won’t argue that.  But I’m an italophile from a young age: I’d rather eat italian than french, I aspire to Campagnolo, not Mavic, my first good bike was a Bianchi, not Peugeot, and I’d… »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @Cyclops Awesome.  Not exactly the same, but similar: http://vimeo.com/62537881 »

During last year’s Keepers Tour, the motor was fine for about two or three days until it suddenly sputtered and shut down completely on Wednesday. My basic problem, it appears, lies with my ongoing struggle with body dysmorphia; based on the quantity of calories rolling into the station on the Malteni train, I was loathe to lay into the vast...

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  1. {sigh}.  Most of the time, I’m pretty happy with my job of teaching.  Great breaks, usually have the ability to sneak in a ride after school gets out, then work in the evening to prepare for the next day and grade — but still get in some daylight.  It fo… »

I don’t have to tell anyone around here that @Cyclops is weird guy; most of you have already figured that out, and if you haven’t figured it out, you will soon enough. But weird doesn’t have any negative meaning, if you ask me. In fact, I’d say we’re all weird which makes normal more suspect. Several years ago, long be...

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  1. @Cyclops Bel Mezzo.  I’m jealous.  I’ve thought about trying to build a frame since all the way back in high school, but then got sidetracked by college and grad school and now a decade+ of teaching.  Cheers to you for wanting to try it and taking a shot… »

December 6th is possibly the biggest holiday of the year for the Dutch. We put out our shoe, we write gedichten, we play pranks on each other, and we exchange gifts. As luck would have it, the good old Sint made a stop by the Velominati Headquarters in Seattle and left me an absurdly large bottle of dry lube; the the point where I felt like I need...

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  1. @Buck Rogers I hesitate to even broach the subject, but I’ll be visiting my parents in Poughkeepsie over the week of Christmas.  Keeping in mind that [1] I’m six months away from peaking, [2] will be riding an ancient Bianchi (circa ’90), and [3] won’t ha… »

The task spreads out before me like molasses poured onto a tabletop, indulging in its viscous immensity. Its growing breadth makes it a kind of enigma, the sort distinguished by an elusive end and therefor an intangible beginning. It occurs to me, at this moment, that the difference between those who achieve and those who stagnate is not measu...

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  1. @frank Respectfully, and not to diminish Le professeur – one of my favorite photos of a solitary rider in the midst of a race has to come from the other French hardman, Le Blaireau, in his 100km breakaway to win the 1980 Liege-Bastogne-Liege. As an Am… »

Cogals are meetings of like-minded misfits brought together by the promise of beer, preceded by a bike ride. Cogals are free, open to all, organized by our fellow Velominati and are always followed by consumption of post-ride recovery ales and merriment. These are gatherings of unbridled observance of Rule #4.Cogals differ themselves from other...

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What I have always loved about Mountain Biking is the immersion into the woods; the sense of solitude that comes in the wilderness that is lost entirely in the convenience and hustle of the cities I’ve always lived in. What I always hated about Mountain Biking is that my mountain bike never feels enough like my road bike.I was but a budding...

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  1. @Cyclops Fantastic job.  As someone who’s had a long-standing back-burnered wish to build a bike or two, I’m both impressed and jealous. @Frank Beautiful build.  Forgive my neophyte aesthetics, though, but it feels like it needs a white seatpost to me…. »

It was Frank’s recent post that started all this. Mentioning Breukink always makes me think of my friend’s saying, “I have a Breukink in my Van Hooydonk” as his excuse for coming up short on a long training ride. Maybe that’s only funny during a long training ride. That phrase put me back onto Van Hooydonk, a rider I a...

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  1. As a 197cm skinny young rider growing up in the late eighties and early nineties, it was great to look up to Van Hooydonck (alongside Steven Rooks and Gert-Jan Theunisse, although those gentlemen didn’t have as enlightened a view of doping as Van Hooydonk… »

Does a bike have a soul? I can’t make that argument, I don’t think I do either, actually. But we do invest a lot of emotion, pride and dare I say love in our bikes. We form emotional bonds to inanimate objects all the time. My favorite old dead car had to sit in the driveway for another year falling further into rusty disrepair before...

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  1. Bikes have a soul, or at least a personality or character.  Personally, I think it’s easier to see that soul if the builder crafted the bike with intent, passion, and love.  I don’t think that those characteristics are inherent in any one group of bicycle… »

I’m old as dirt. My first two race bikes employed toe clips and toe straps and that set-up was bad. For many reasons it was bad and any retro-hipster who thinks otherwise is wrong. When Lemond and Hinault started racing on the white Look clipless pedals, everyone but Sean Kelly quickly switched. Talk about a quantum improvement, it was long o...

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  1. @farzani Newbie to the site here, although I’ve been riding since ’87 and reading posts here feverishly since finding it a few months ago. If you like the idea of speedplay pedals but are held back by the thought of mud, grit, etc., take a look at bebop… »

The Rules are about cultivating a passion for riding our bikes to gain the maximum enjoyment possible. This requires humility, for one thing, and devotion, for another. It requires a balance between focusing on progress and enjoying the journey. It demands a reverence for our history paired with a hunger for evolution. The Rules teach us balance, t...

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  1. @harminator Indeed. In the earlier days of cyclocomputers, after the first wave of the avocets and the cat-eyes, but before euro-pros really bought into the idea of them, a couple of European companies made computers that mounted directly to the forks, … »

  2. Yates used to rock the short-shorts on purpose, even ordering special shorts during his last years at Motorola. Supposedly because he was living on the Riviera at the time and didn’t like the tan lines when he was off the bike on the beach. I’m not sure… »