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An old man with a bike.
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And no, I actually don’t want to discuss the women’s ITT at the Tour of California. »
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YJAs suck, if for no other reason than it makes you look like a douchenozzle. When I am riding, I want to be like the perfect waiter at a restaurant: never seen, but always appreciated. My sole mission on a bike is to stay the fuck out of everyones way. … »
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Winning often means that you just didn’t lose. VSP PICKS: 1. Good Cadel 2. Nibbles 3. Gesink 4. Hesjedahl 5. Whiggoe »
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Yes, gotta make the swap: Gesink for Sanchez. VSP PICKS (1st Rest Day Swaps): 1. Gesink 2. Nibali 3. Hesjedahl 4. Evans 5. Wiggins »
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Any chance the jersey can be customized with rider name on the back of the collar like The Pros have? Hmmm? »
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OK, for the record, my spending an extra 10 minutes in the shower in Rule #33 efforts is generally acceptable, but then getting out and dumping Rogaine all over my head is fucked up. It’s like fucking your sister: sure, she’s got a blouse full of goodies, … »
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VSP PICKS: 1. Sanchez 2. Nibali 3. Hesjedahl 4. Evans 5. Wiggins »
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While we’re on the subject, a bit of an update on my road tubeless experence. I converted R28Aero2s from Neuvation to Tubeless using the Stans no-tubes system and hutchinson fusion 3s. I like the setup, particularly the reduction in pressures. I put abou… »
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Do we have to put in their fucking first names too? ‘Cus…I’m a busy guy… VSP PICKS: 1. Sanchez 2. Nibali 3. Hesjedahl 4. Basso 5. Wiggins »
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@bianchi777 Nice! And here’s a genuine question (for anyone:) How the the name of this bike manufacturer pronounced? Is it pin-a-REL-oh? Or is it pin-a-REE-oh? »
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@Chris That’s the thing about sport. You choose your heroes and make your likes and dislikes on a totally subjective basis. The same thing that makes Wiggo a hero to you makes him a twatwaffle to me; and that is actually kinda cool and fun. I’m not a bi… »
@paolo Ya know, this kind of thing bothers the shitte out of me. Schleckanicals are endemic to the technology. Anyone who ever mounts a Bike must do so only upon first accepting that the technology has inherent risks and limitations. If you cannot accep… »
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@PeakInTwoYears Concur. Fine writing, +V. Next time some dickwad objects to doping because “it puts riders’ health at risk” remind them that there was a time when riders gave two fingers to win. »
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VSP PICKS: 1. Valverde 2. Nibali 3. Martin 4. J. Rod 5. Gerrans »
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Yeah, I think I get a point. »
@PeakInTwoYears Merckx be praised; may I be worthy of The V. »
@frank To quote Dr. Smith, “oh the pain. The pain.” Moahr milez this weekend. Moahr. But jeebuz h merckx, every time I look at those profiles for the stage cogal, I ask myself, “what have you done?” »
This is fine, fine writing. Indeed, the Principle of Silence is of primary importance to me. I’ve found I like listening to all the subtle sounds of my bike. I’ve even discovered some of the noises are related to the expected flex of the components, and a… »