Velominatus: eightzero
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Location: Seattle, WA
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An old man with a bike.
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@scaler911 I can understand the need for tuning, and “adequate” is indeed subjective. For sure there is good/better/best from all manufacturers. I will take it on faith that the install was correct and that there were no crashes or lack of maintenence…. »
@Ron Yup. And the 180mm crank is on a 110 bolt pattern for a 50×34 compact. 11×28 in the rear on a short cage. I’m a big guy. See the pic opf #1 posted as the first post in this thread. It has a 23cm head tube! »
@frank I’m gonna go out on a limb here. The Gruppo/groupsan/broset discussion only goes so far. One selects the components for their function (see my often ignored comments about the Bike being a “system”) and because you like the fit or perhaps even u… »
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After much debate and consideration (read: we got piss drunk after a ride, and started thinking about the next ride) and in full cooperation with the Keepers, we announce the first Stage Cogal, July 27 and 28, 2013 in Packwood, WA.
We adhere strictly to the guiding principles of The Cogal: free to all, open to all. These events are about community, and our love of the Bike. And of suffering. To those ends, even the casual observer will see what we have planned for routes is, in a word, a motherfucker.
Cogals shall be long. And they are all about the bike. It is what you are doing that day. Well, we have extrapolated that to The V-to-V concept on this one, mates. V-to-V: volcano to volcano. These rides are not only long, but we tossed in some vertical. I, for one, am not a climber. But when it is What I Am Doing That Day, it will get it done (I roll a 180mm 50×34 compact connected to a 11×28 for just such emergencies.) As a 2 day stage Cogal, it is what you are doing that weekend.
Day V1 is Packwood to Windy Ridge overlooking (and in) the blast zone of Mt. St. Helens. This route is generally used by a local bike club as a “High Pass Challenge” but we may modify their course a bit. In accordance with Rule #55, we will first ride UP the volcano, then we will ride DOWN the volcano. Route: http://ridewithgps.com/routes/1331324
Day V2 is Packwood to Paradise on Ti’Swak (or Mt. Rainier to you non-natives) via Stevens Canyon road. I defy anoyone anywhere to find a more beautiful climb, starting at the Grove of the Founders on the east side of the national park. Only exceptions might be the Monuments, like Alpe d’Huez, or the Stelvio, but only because of their associated cycling lore. Route: http://ridewithgps.com/routes/1331326
Once at the top, you have the option of a Rule #55 descent to Packwood. However, even the most casual observers of these routes will note a significant departure from any other Cogal:
They are out in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Thus, some support will be provided. On Day V1, some neutral, on the road support will be available, soley for transport of fuel and water. There simply are no cafes or shops, so to do these rides, the Keepers’ (or most likely the Keeper’s agent, @eightzero) will have arranged means to refuel for the participants. It may be van support, some caching of supplies, or a combination. On Day V2, there will be neutral fuel/water support on the climb, and an offer of transport of bags to the lodge at paradise the day of the ride. Some of us will be staying at the lodge to Get Shitfaced(tm) with a special keg, in full compliance with the rule of the Cogal requiring post-ride recovery malted beverage consumption. You may ride down, then drive up to join us if you wish, and/or then depart on your own schedule.
Note (and this is very important) the summer schedule for these places fills up quickly and early. Summers are short and spectacular in the PacNW, and people line up to take advantage. The Lodge at Paradise has limited availability, so sign up early. Make early plans for staying in Packwood. For out of towners, SeaTac and Portland International (PDX) offer easy access, but there is an entry fee to the National Park. There are several lodging options in Packwood. We plan an early start both days; and the ride starts on time.
Then prepare to meet The Man With The Hammer.
We ride. VLVV.
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Date - July 27, 2013 - July 28, 2013
9:05 AM - 6:30 PMLocation
Butter Butte Coffee CompanyCogal Details
Route Details
Ride ClassificationAfter much debate and consideration (read: we got piss drunk after a ride, and started thinking about the next ride) and in full cooperation with the Keepers, we announce the first Stage Cogal, July 27 and 28, 2013 in Packwood, WA.
We adhere strictly to the guiding principles of The Cogal: free to all, open to all. These events are about community, and our love of the Bike. And of suffering. To those ends, even the casual observer will see what we have planned for routes is, in a word, a motherfucker.
Cogals shall be long. And they are all about the bike. It is what you are doing that day. Well, we have extrapolated that to The V-to-V concept on this one, mates. V-to-V: volcano to volcano. These rides are not only long, but we tossed in some vertical. I, for one, am not a climber. But when it is What I Am Doing That Day, it will get it done (I roll a 180mm 50×34 compact connected to a 11×28 for just such emergencies.) As a 2 day stage Cogal, it is what you are doing that weekend.
Day V1 is Packwood to Windy Ridge overlooking (and in) the blast zone of Mt. St. Helens. This route is generally used by a local bike club as a “High Pass Challenge” but we may modify their course a bit. In accordance with Rule #55, we will first ride UP the volcano, then we will ride DOWN the volcano. Route: http://ridewithgps.com/routes/1331324
Day V2 is Packwood to Paradise on Ti’Swak (or Mt. Rainier to you non-natives) via Stevens Canyon road. I defy anoyone anywhere to find a more beautiful climb, starting at the Grove of the Founders on the east side of the national park. Only exceptions might be the Monuments, like Alpe d’Huez, or the Stelvio, but only because of their associated cycling lore. Route: http://ridewithgps.com/routes/1331326
Once at the top, you have the option of a Rule #55 descent to Packwood. However, even the most casual observers of these routes will note a significant departure from any other Cogal:
They are out in the middle of fucking nowhere.
Thus, some support will be provided. On Day V1, some neutral, on the road support will be available, soley for transport of fuel and water. There simply are no cafes or shops, so to do these rides, the Keepers’ (or most likely the Keeper’s agent, @eightzero) will have arranged means to refuel for the participants. It may be van support, some caching of supplies, or a combination. On Day V2, there will be neutral fuel/water support on the climb, and an offer of transport of bags to the lodge at paradise the day of the ride. Some of us will be staying at the lodge to Get Shitfaced(tm) with a special keg, in full compliance with the rule of the Cogal requiring post-ride recovery malted beverage consumption. You may ride down, then drive up to join us if you wish, and/or then depart on your own schedule.
Note (and this is very important) the summer schedule for these places fills up quickly and early. Summers are short and spectacular in the PacNW, and people line up to take advantage. The Lodge at Paradise has limited availability, so sign up early. Make early plans for staying in Packwood. For out of towners, SeaTac and Portland International (PDX) offer easy access, but there is an entry fee to the National Park. There are several lodging options in Packwood. We plan an early start both days; and the ride starts on time.
Then prepare to meet The Man With The Hammer.
We ride. VLVV.
Event Details
Loading Map....Date/Time
Date - July 27, 2013 - July 28, 2013
9:05 AM - 6:30 PMLocation
Butter Butte Coffee CompanyCogal Details
Route Details
Ride Classification
After much debate and consideration (read: we got piss drunk after a ride, and started thinking about the next ride) and in full cooperation with the Keepers, we announce the first Stage Cogal, July 27 and 28, 2013 in Packwood, WA.
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Still a prized possession. And no, I don’t know why it uploaded rotated. You get the idea. »
@frank Here’s my plan. Find his address. Find his favorite charity. Send him a copy of the book, with a prepaid return mailer. Include a receipt for a donation made to his charity. A win-win even if it doesn’t come back. »
@G’rilla Didn’t say The Prophet would be the only one signing. »
My new mission in life: Getting this as a hard cover, and getting it signed by The Prophet. »
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Concur. And since I am addicted to food, cycling is something of a natural fit. Oh, and I’m addicted to sleeping and hot women too. »
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Fuck DeLuca. And oh, cycling is *so* mcuh cleaner now. The new generation is *so* all about clean racing and no doping. We’ve turned a corner. I’m shocked, *shocked* there’s gambling going on in here. »
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@PeakInTwoYears Merckx be praised; may I be worthy of The V. »
@frank To quote Dr. Smith, “oh the pain. The pain.” Moahr milez this weekend. Moahr. But jeebuz h merckx, every time I look at those profiles for the stage cogal, I ask myself, “what have you done?” »
This is fine, fine writing. Indeed, the Principle of Silence is of primary importance to me. I’ve found I like listening to all the subtle sounds of my bike. I’ve even discovered some of the noises are related to the expected flex of the components, and a… »
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And no, I actually don’t want to discuss the women’s ITT at the Tour of California. »
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YJAs suck, if for no other reason than it makes you look like a douchenozzle. When I am riding, I want to be like the perfect waiter at a restaurant: never seen, but always appreciated. My sole mission on a bike is to stay the fuck out of everyones way. … »
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Winning often means that you just didn’t lose. VSP PICKS: 1. Good Cadel 2. Nibbles 3. Gesink 4. Hesjedahl 5. Whiggoe »
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Yes, gotta make the swap: Gesink for Sanchez. VSP PICKS (1st Rest Day Swaps): 1. Gesink 2. Nibali 3. Hesjedahl 4. Evans 5. Wiggins »
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Any chance the jersey can be customized with rider name on the back of the collar like The Pros have? Hmmm? »
41.9; I say Frank will amaze even himself. I’m off to “Flying Wheels” a local ride of 100 miles tomorrow. Considering that I spent last night coughing up pieces of lung, this might be the impossible century for me. »