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Velominatus: mrhallorann

Order: Level 4 Velominatus

Been riding bikes 30 years, got serious about 10 years ago when mountainbiking became the number one preoccupation in life. Now in post breed/blimp stage of life, circumstance has shown me The True Way, insofar as having discovered the purity and elegant simplicity of the road. With the mind freed, the have indeed followed and in 18 months I've dropped 17kgs and am at the peak of my life. Started on a £100 Giant OCR3, have since justified a pimped Spesh Roubaix.

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  1. Great study as usual Frank. I personally find that the notion of quitting, when it comes about, usually lingers over me up until I summon the V to kit up and wheel out. After that, it dissipates.  Also, it the sum of the quit is usually directly proportio… »

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  1. @scaler911 @scaler911 +1 totally. Fuck the record companies. I lost aaaall sympathy for SyCo and his moneygrubbing like the day they decided it’d be a good idea to charge £12.99 for a CD that cost 99p to put on the shelf, above a £7.99 cassette versi… »

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  1. When does the film of you photographing the bike end? I’ve been watching it half an hour now. How many shots did you take? »

We are the Keepers of the Cog. In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.The Rules lie at the beginning of The Path to La Vie Velominatus, not at the end; learning to balance them against one another and to welcome them...

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  1. Excellent shirt. Helps to have traps, tri’s and forearms like that to frame it though. Anyone seen the BBC’s little slideshow today? mrhallorann »

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  1. Having just finished David Millar’s Racing Through The Dark, this photo really resonates. »

“Becky? Yeah, its Jean-Paul with the Podium Girl Selection Committee. No, I don’t know how I landed this job either, and I’m not about to ask any questions because its a pretty cool job. I’m calling you about the auditions you attended for La Grande Boucle that’s coming up.“Yes, the good news is you got the job...

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  1. Hehehe Frank’s cute when he’s angry! »

  2. I know how they could improve this category. All together now!  “She wore annnnn itsy. bitsy. teeny. weeny. red. polka. dot. bikini…” :) »

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  1. This is the year for cycling in GB. The ModFather’s gonna bring home Le Jaune, The Missile’s gonna bring home Le Vert and then it’s gold gold gold for Team GB at the Ollylymics. Hey, I can dream… VSP PICKS: 1. Twiggo 2. EvansCycles 3. Nibali Lube 4… »

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  1. @the Engine @smithers I love the richness of character in this photo. Gay or not, 3rd left looks gloriously fabulous and fucking KNOWS it. More power to him. Rigid in dead centre looks like he eats ball bearings for breakfast and always has seconds. Far… »

  2. @Mikael Liddy Oops. A typo, I assure you; iPad plus gone-midnight typings. I shall take half a dozen hill repeats as penance. »

  3. Oh, forgot to add, I’ll be on day 3 of 5 riding back from Paris to Blackpool on the 17th (for charidee), so i’ll be toasting my first expresso of the day to y’all and in honour of The Prophet. Perfect. »

  4. @frank +1!!! I fucking love how stern everyone, even the kids, look in this photo. No fucking about..”We ride, and we ride far. And we do not smile.” Awesome. »

With the Cogals slowly starting to take shape and the days getting longer, @936adl did a good job in the timing, organization, and the promotion of his Cogal. Buckle in for the fruits of his labor as from all accounts, this was a fantastic ride and great time; I’m only sad I couldn’t be there myself. Fair warning: He’s already ta...

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  1. *Riding buddies. Frikkin’ iPhone POS… »

  2. It was indeed an honour, a pleasure and a privilege to be part of the inaugural English Cogal. I loved every minute of it, from the sense of trepidation setting off from home at 7am, wondering what calibre of Howitzer I’d be up against, all the way throug… »

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  1. Thanks again to Andy for organising this Cogal. It was a fantastic experience to meet some of the guys from this humble forum and to be able to totally endulge in all things cycling for a whole day, totally without any self-consciousness in like-minded co… »

  2. @936adl Eyup, this is to confirm that I will very much be in attendance for this event. Really looking forwards to it! »

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  1. Chapeau! I think you’ve hit the nail on the head @il ciclista medio; the P-R is held in such reverence because, even for the Pro’s, it defines and embodies the pleasure that comes from pushing oneself way beyond one’s comfort zone. I don’t think any other… »

We are the Keepers of the Cog. In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.The Rules lie at the beginning of The Path to La Vie Velominatus, not at the end; learning to balance them against one another and to welcome them...

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  1. I’m on my motherfuckin’ bike. That is all. »

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  1. Hallelujah!! Merckx has answered my prayers!! I am SO FUCKING THERE. »

“My teeth are famous!” exclaimed Fränk while Mrs. Scaler was running around with her shiny new camera, documenting the day. This happened quite a few post ride hoppy beverages into the evening after the Portland Cogal.But let me back up a bit. As most here know, Saturday was the first Velominati Portland Cogal. From the proper VM we had myself...

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  1. @frank Whaaaa…? Who? Where?! WHEN?!?? Why wasn’t this better publicised?! »

  2. @Dr C Sounds perfect! Can you pay my wages for the fortnight off? Let me know, and I’ll book the flight! :D »

  3. That’s it! We need a Brit Cogal organising ASAP… »

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  1. @Dr C Forgive them Dr C, for they know not what they do. @bigbailey LMFAO +1 »

  2. @Blah PMSL :D First thing I thought as well. You Yanks… ;D »

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  1. @frank Moi, talking about dopamine over in the Romanticization article :) »