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Velominatus: norbs

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We are the Keepers of the Cog. In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.The Rules lie at the beginning of The Path to La Vie Velominatus, not at the end; learning to balance them against one another and to welcome them...

@norbs's posts:

  1. How does this guy go? Rule breaker! »

  2. @G’rilla Orange is the new black. It needs to be in the rules. »

  3. @frank Thanks for the clarification. »

  4. @scaler911 Thank you gents. »

  5. @frank I know I don’t have an encyclopedic knowledge of the rules, but is use of emoticons also frowned upon? There is a lot to learn. »

  6. @mouse ’tis I indeedy. :) I was doing a solo charity ride in 2005. http://www.helpnorbshelpthekids.com »

  7. @Daccordi Rider True that. Thankfully, it seems I have been embraced by the Velominatus on the whole. Some I expect, still want me hung, drawn and quartered by by orange bar tape. :) »

  8. @xyxax Excellent. That is the best guess yet. Comes from the surname Norbury. »

  9. @Nate You might be right there Nate. Assumption and all that. »

  10. @xyxax Of all the comments, that worries me most. Cyclingtips fame? :D »

  11. @Jonny I do mate. I just get a little frazzled by the people who seem to want to give grief to others because they don’t abide to a set of rules. :) Thanks for all the banter, it is great fun. My commute to work this morning was great. I little cool,… »

  12. Fear not Velominatians, it is I, your ugly nemesis, heretic et al. Less vitriol. More riding! I’m off to commute to work, on my noble steed, festooned in all manner of rule breaking attire. You know you love me. norbs, nemesis. »

  13. Rule #1 and Rule #22 being broken by…… http://cyclingtipscontent.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/MG_8580.jpg Sweet baby jesus! »