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We are the Keepers of the Cog. In so being, we also maintain the sacred text wherein lie the simple truths of cycling etiquette known as The Rules. It is in our trust to maintain and endorse this list.The Rules lie at the beginning of The Path to La Vie Velominatus, not at the end; learning to balance them against one another and to welcome them...

@scmtns's posts:

  1. You guys must be new to cycling or something and haven’t really experience what has happened to the sport over the last, say, 15 years. Cycling used to be done by cyclists, and people who were passionate about cycling. Since then, it has become the weeken… »

  2. What is your preferred method for punishing weekend wannabes? I prefer the “boiling frogs” method. For those of you who are not familiar with the boiling frogs method, it is when you jump on the wheel of someone like me who is only out trying to enjoy a n… »

  3. It’s 8AM. I am heading out the door to hunt and punish weekend warriors. Does that make me a bad person? »

  4. @ped I guess don’t listen to the reams of documented, peer-reviewed evidence that demonstrates conclusively that these things are a threat to human health, regardless of the level of someone’s immediate sensitivity to it. The science on this is settled, … »

  5. @girl Good lord no. Morning coffee is the most important meal of the day. In fact there should probably be an amendment to Rule #56 requiring consumption of at least one approved coffee beverage within 30 minutes of waking, and certainly before any person… »

  6. @Deakus It’s because lawyers have convinced courts that a “planned gathering” of lots of people creates an “organization” that can be sued. @Benj Is he the world champ? If not, then it’s incredibly crass to get himself inked with world champ colors. I w… »