Velominati › The Community
Velominati Community Profile Archive

Velominatus: starclimber

Order: Level 1 Velominatus

Location: Delta BC

Coming soon, but not soon enough. There's some humour buried in that.

@starclimber's activity:

@starclimber's posts:

  1. Just need some kindly soul, Possiblivo? to ride into second and Scarphony to drag his ass off the mat and up to 5th…. Well, while I’m dreaming, let’s imagine Ryder coming to life and crushing it next week and taking second. »

@starclimber's posts:

  1. And the shopping cart morons who stop in the middle of the aisle, a child to either side, fully oblivious? Same ‘it’s all about me’ culture. »

@starclimber's posts:

  1. Yeah, that double manhole combo did in poor Danny boy. Lead grunt should be guiding them around that sort of hazard, but I suppose he’s also trying to keep them unguttered as well. Still, at those speeds, on wet roads, seems careless to me. I’d feel real… »

@starclimber's posts:

  1. What girl said for extreme efforts. Ice bath, toque on and two sweaters, and iPod or something to keep my mind off the desire to leap out of the water. Daily post ride: External hip rotation stretches are required to keep my back from going wonky – funn… »

@starclimber's posts:

  1. Who the FUCK knows. I don’t. VSP PICKS: 1. Cadel Evans 2. Joaquin Rodriguez 3. Rigoberto Uran 4. Rafal Majka 5. Michele Scarponi »

@starclimber's posts:

  1. Yeah, if both bottles contain the same beverage, I swap’em using the teeth on nipple method. Kudos on that Fignon shot, loved that guy. »

  2. Well, except for the drinking part. So much for semi-drunkenly. hahahahah »

  3. For clarity’s sake, a right hander’s thumb continues to point left in both instances. He typed, semi-drunkenly, whilst cursing the fucking Kings and shit headed NHL officiating. »

  4. Down tube bottle grab: thumb up. Seat tube bottle grab: thumb down. Drink accordingly. »

@starclimber's posts:

  1. I think Martin just applied a wee bit too much power in the curve. »

  2. @Harminator +3 »

  3. Well, that was fantastic. Yeah GERRO! »

  4. VSP PICKS: 1. Gilbert 2. Malmerde 3. Kwiatkowski 4. Dan Martin 5. Mollema »

@starclimber's posts:

  1. 6th’d or 7th’d, and I thought him likely to win, but I’m never picking him to win, ever. Fuck the VSP. »

@starclimber's posts:

  1. @Gianni Exactly that: snugged down, and just barely. Never, EVER had one come loose. »

@starclimber's posts:

  1. The finale looms…. »

  2. Let it be. VSP PICKS: 1. Gilbert 2. Kwiatkowski 3. Malmerde 4. Moreno 5. Costa »

@starclimber's posts:

  1. Please and thank you. VSP PICKS: 1. Vos 2. Van Dijk 3. Johansson 4. Armitstead 5. Longo Borghini »

@starclimber's posts:

  1. Black shorts would have made that photo banal. »

@starclimber's posts:

  1. @Mike_P Yeah, I’ve seen that dude pull a no hands track stand at a traffic light. Bit of a real deal right there. »

@starclimber's posts:

  1. @andrew Stellar. That shot of Gerrans? Not a gram of excess on that character. »

  2. Well, that was rather excellent. Vanendert disrupted an otherwise near-psychic top 4 picks. GODDAMNIT! he wrote, grinning. »

  3. Geraint Thomas also gone. Glad I fourth guessed Rodriguez from 1st to 5th. Race is simmering nicely. Now to see if the 2nd and 3rd guess removals of Iglinsky and Fitschleck stab me in the back. »

  4. Riders selected using only the finest, time-tested, second, third, and fourth guessing. VSP PICKS: 1. Gilbert 2. Gerrans 3. Malmerde 4. Kwiatkowski 5. Rodriguez »

@starclimber's posts:

  1. @frank Fastidious naked-ass bitch slapping required for ‘kim’ ^ »