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Wednesday sees the return of the women to the VSP. More notably, we see the return of Marianne Vos to the road. She’s won this race five of the last seven years. It makes me wonder if the rest of the field have already resigned themselves to racing for second. On the other hand, Vos hasn’t been racing of late and may not be as sharp as...

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  1. i hope there was video. »

Midweek in Belgium in Spring is a wonderful thing. Hordes of people come from seemingly nowhere to fill the bars and line the roadsides when presumably they’d usually be working, or at school, or some such. That the only ones who appear to be working are the bartenders and frites dispensers reinforces my belief that Belgium is the greatest co...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Moreno, Dan 2. Gilbert, Phil 3. Kwiatkowski, Mike 4. Valverde, Al 5. Vandendert, Gel »

Wednesday sees the return of the women to the VSP. More notably, we see the return of Marianne Vos to the road. She’s won this race five of the last seven years. It makes me wonder if the rest of the field have already resigned themselves to racing for second. On the other hand, Vos hasn’t been racing of late and may not be as sharp as...

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  1. A United Nations of picks.  And probably as equally ineffective. VSP PICKS: 1. Van der Breggen, Anna 2. Armistead, Lizzie 3. Emma Johansson 4. Evie Stevie 5. Longo-Borghini »

The Amstel Gold Race, 251 km from Maastricht to Valkenburg, the hard way. There appears to be no flat sections longer than ten meters. There are thirty-four mean little climbs to ruin the legs. We have moved on from the real Spring Classics. There is no rest in this VSP; The Ronde and Roubaix were amazing but we must continue. Legs that are smoked...

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  1. First guessing and now second guessing VSP PICKS: 1. Valverde, Alejandro 2. Michal Kwiatkowski 3. Gilbert, Phil 4. Slagter, TJ 5. Gerrans, Simon »

  2. @Buck Rogers Curious.  Ive just been added to the No Fly list.  I dont even like flies. »

  3. @Buck No ass-kickings please. VSP PICKS: 1. Michal Kwiatkowski 2. Gilbert, Phil 3. Gerrans, Simon 4. Valverde, Alejandro 5. Swift, Ben »

  4. @Steampunk As with most of my “contributions” here, there applies the political dictum, “if you’re explaining, you’re losing.” »

  5. Provisional VSP PICKS: 1. Andy Schleck 2. Jos Kiddink 3. Nadi Van Klose 4. Will D. Enev 5. Poor Bastard »

It has been a brutal week for us Keepers, having decided not to hold a Keepers Tour this year. Watching the action from half a world away has been almost too much for us to bear, and I know most of the participants from last year must be feeling similarly. On Sunday, we would be escorted by our friends and guides, William and Alex of Pavé Cycling...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Cancellara 2. Vanmarcke 3. Terpstra 4. Kristoff 5. Boonen »

Vlaanderen. Its no accident the Flemish word for Flanders starts with a V; there is nothing simple or easy about riding a bike here. If it isn’t wind, its steep bergs. If it isn’t tarmac, its cobbles. Most of the time, its all three. Oh, and the weather there sucks. In fact, Flanders doesn’t have weather – it has VVeather.De...

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  1. Van Vleuten in 5th »

This needs no introduction. The Spring Classics are truly upon us. The course has been modified yet again, it is tougher? The riders make the race and the 2014 Ronde van Vlaanderen is loaded with racers who could win or make the Velominati VSP placings. Just to pick the winner will not be nearly as easy as it has been recently. There are small clo...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Cancellara 2. Sagan 3. Terpstra 4. Vanmarke 5. Boonen »

Vlaanderen. Its no accident the Flemish word for Flanders starts with a V; there is nothing simple or easy about riding a bike here. If it isn’t wind, its steep bergs. If it isn’t tarmac, its cobbles. Most of the time, its all three. Oh, and the weather there sucks. In fact, Flanders doesn’t have weather – it has VVeather.De...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Armistead E 2. Johansson E 3. Van Dijk E 4. Van der Breggen A 5. Longo Borghini E »

Gravity is the most unavoidable force on Earth, with the possible exception of Stupidity. And like with Stupidity, you can take measures to reduce its influence on you, but you won’t get rid of it completely, assuming you’re staying on this planet. From the very moment we’re born, Gravity takes its unrelenting hold on us –...

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  1. @ChrisO I believe the force of stoopid is also a cube function. »

This is the kick off of the VSP for women’s racing, though the women have already kicked it off with the Ronde van Drenthe in the Netherlands. Now it’s down to Northern Italy, Varese, by Lago Maggiore, but this is a climbers course, more in the mountains than by the lake. And yes, Sunday is also Gent-Wevelgem for women but Trofeo is par...

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  1. Ah, the Professor always knows. »

  2. Emma Johansson, Armistead, Amialiusik can’t find fourth and fifth »

  3. VSP PICKS: 1. Armistead 2. Van der Breggen 3. Emma Johansson 4. Pieters 5. Chantal Blaack »

The Kemmelberg is a brute. In my opinion, its the hardest of the cobbled climbs in the Spring Classics; it has a high speed tarmac approach that saps the guns of their snap. The transition from tarmac to cobbles is awful, the stones are very badly laid throughout and if you don’t hit it just right, you’ll come to a standstill. The cobbl...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Degenkolb 2. Kristoff 3. Sagan 4. A. Demare 5. S. Modolo »

Het Volk (it will always be Het Volk to me) and now the Strade Bianche may well mark the sentimental beginning to the season, but those are specialized, pre-season races that appeal mostly to riders who are preparing for bigger objectives later in the year, such as the Cobbled or Ardennes Classics. Same goes for Tirreno Adriatico and Paris-Nice; t...

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  1. VSP PICKS: 1. Sagan 2. Degenkolb 3. Cancellara 4. Modolo 5. Matthews »

The proclamation is heard in the office, on social media, at the bar with friends; “It’s leg day.” When someone utters “it’s leg day” the accompanying tone of resentment and even dread is usually followed by an audible “ugh”. This exasperation belies one fact, the person making the utterance is not a...

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  1. @Marko And posted by Fyxo today: »

The Velominati Super Prestige is a season-long competition wherein readers will be submitting their predictions for the top five finishers of each qualifying race.  In order to qualify, your picks via the VSP Picks form above the posts section of the VSP Event article pertaining to the race in question by the time the countdown clock goes to zero...

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  1. @Al__S Yeah, I read he had as 36-32 for that finishing climb.  Epic paper-boying at 3:20: http://www.steephill.tv/players/youtube3/?title=Last+2.5+Km+of+Stage+5&dashboard=tirreno-adriatico&id=kN1BUAv4fdI&yr=2014 »

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  1. @snoov Great pic, and a beautiful daughter.  And she can climb before she can walk.  Top marks. »

We recently lost our beloved Great Dane, Kirki, who we nicknamed Beene for reasons that elude logic. She was a good dog, more sweet than clever. A sad side effect of big dog breeds and their short lives is that it wasn’t until nearly the end of her life that she made certain key discoveries about the world. Such as that weighing nearly 65 kil...

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  1. Frank, Again, sorry for the loss of your dog.  Speaking of  65kg great Danes: Jakob Fuglsang, Chris Anker Sorensen, Matti Breschel. Looking forward to the NYC group booking. »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @Xyverz I’ll be following your speed contrails with avidity. @Mark1 Even the brick is lovely. What a great bike and build. »

The proclamation is heard in the office, on social media, at the bar with friends; “It’s leg day.” When someone utters “it’s leg day” the accompanying tone of resentment and even dread is usually followed by an audible “ugh”. This exasperation belies one fact, the person making the utterance is not a...

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  1. @KW Think of it this way, both of my young daughters have seen me shave my legs for the last 3-4 years and thus are unaware that cyclists don’t shave their legs.  If you have a girl now or in the future, we’ll be raising a whole new generation of VMH who… »

The Bike. It is the central tool in pursuit of our craft. A Velominatus meticulously maintains their bicycles and adorns them with the essential, yet minimal, accoutrement. The Rules specify the principles of good taste in configuration and setup of our machines, but within those principles lies almost infinite room for personal taste.It seems in s...

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  1. @Xyverz Knowing you, you’ll have plenty of long rides under your wheels before the rest of us in this part of the world are out of winter kit (which may be June at this rate). BTW, Padraig over at RKP has a review of the Liscio. http://redkiteprayer.co… »