Maybe there is no ‘I’ in ‘team’, Lance…

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Maybe there is no ‘I’ in ‘team’, Lance…

by Brett / Jul 28 2009 / 6 posts

…but there is a ‘you’ in ‘c*nt’…

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K Man / Jul 29 2009

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Greatest line since the infamous Kobe comments – “there is no I in team but there is an m & an e”.
How can we make this go viral?
brett / Jul 29 2009

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I don’t know how… if only there was some sort of ‘web’, that was world-wide…a type of ‘net’, that was international. hmmm, think I’ve got an idea!
john / Jul 29 2009

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Grrrrr. I’m sick with jealousy that I didn’t come up with that line. Brett is a genius. That’s why he is a professional and I am not. It’s beautiful.
frank / Jul 29 2009

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Yeah, and wait ’til he realizes there is an “I” in “Team Radioshack”. Then what?
brett / Jul 29 2009

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I thought it was “Team RadioShaq”…
K Man / Jul 29 2009

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Now ,that would be a team.Shaq leading out ,and Kobe jumping over everybody,getting ready for the ‘poster’ shot
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