Announcing New V-Features: Rule V-Compliant Servers

Announcing New V-Features: Rule V-Compliant Servers

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Anyone who has happened by Velominati this past week will know our site has been in a serious breach of Rule #5; we had a big uptick in traffic, and the site made like Van Summeren’s back tire. During this time, I’ve done everything I could think of from indiscriminately screaming at the computer screen, wall, or tech support to flinging wild Hail-Mary code updates against the wall in the hopes of a miracle fix. Sometimes it seemed a fix repaired the issue, when in reality it was just a lul in traffic and the site went right back to sucking again a few minutes later.

As a diagnosed Obsessive-Compulsive, let me tell you that this has not been a good stretch; when an inanimate object doesn’t do my bidding, my insides twist into a palpable rage. On the plus side, it forced me to make long-overdue site optimizations in order to squeegee every bit of performance out of these pages. I upgraded the database and went to sleep with the update scheduled to go live at midnight only to wake from dreams where I checked the site to find the same lackluster performance. Unable to sleep, I climbed out of bed only to find the same lackluster performance.

Finally, I had to face the fact that we’ve spent too long too near our server’s capacity. I chose the Red Pill and upgraded to a high-power server that (hopefully) can handle the load with ease. While I’ve certainly noticed some weirdness (and please let us know anything you notice yourself), I’ve been thrilled with the site’s performance so far, though our weekend traffic is always about half that of week days. Be that as it may, I’ve been having a blast today making some tweaks and just clicking on all the pages and basking in how quickly they come up.

A big thanks to everyone for their patience while we dealt with the slowness, to my fellow Keepers for keeping spirits up, and thanks to the Community for sticking around and posting despite the interminable waits for the pages to respond. We should be in good shape for the coming season. Cheers.

// General

  1. @RedRanger
    What mobile device? My iphone4 works tits.

  2. @Marko

    @RedRanger
    What mobile device? My iphone4 works tits.

    Same phone. It’s just on the home page.

  3. @RedRanger
    Are you logged in?

  4. I had some weird redirect errors on my iPhone, but cleared cookies and we’re all good now.

  5. @Marko

    @RedRanger
    Are you logged in?

    Yes sir.

  6. I snapped some shots of it but I have no way of sharing them except for emailing senior Fronk

  7. Whoa, the site *is* fast now! We might have to slow it down at some point to relive the “good ‘ol days”. Good job Frank, Marko, Brett and everyone else!

  8. @BrianG

    I had some weird redirect errors on my iPhone, but cleared cookies and we’re all good now.

    That’s probably because we moved the site. Clearing cookies would do it.

    @RedRanger

    The only thing I am noticing is some weird sizing issue on V-mobile.

    You’ll have to be more specific. Please email me details.

  9. @frank
    Pictures sent. I dont know how to explain it. So I’m showing you.

  10. @frank
    I don’t know if it’s only me but I’m gettin’ this trying to reach Cycling Photos Archive from The Keepers section

    Sorry, no posts matched your criteria.

  11. @TommyTubolare
    The Photo Archive has been removed for the time being. All the photos got corrupted so I took it down until I can take the time to restore it from backup.

  12. @frank
    Thanks Frank.Got it.

  13. @itburns

    Frank’s secret of being so productive:

    Yeah but he does it on rollers.

  14. Frikkin HUGE improvement!!!

    Nice work!

  15. No worries! It has always been worth the wait!

  16. Looks like the server had a Rainbow Turd moment?

  17. Ok I had a brainwave last night and now I’d like to share it.

    What about a coloured border around our cogs for past VSP results. The winner of the TdF could have a yellow border kind of like the former World Champions have the rainbow on their sleeves. If not that then the VSP winner could have a multi coloured border.

    Just throwing it out there, don’t know how much programming it would take, and I’ll never have it unless by complete fluke.

  18. OK, I don’t know where else to post this, so here it is…

    I have seen in some previous posts, which I cannot for the life of me find again *&%@! a description of how to change my thingy (avatar) to something a little more…in my own idiom.

    So for those that have typed this out, please forward me to the correct department or tell me how to do it.

    Pretty please with EPO on top?

  19. @Dan_R

    I just saw that post, but I can’t remember what it is off the top of my head. I do know that you need to go to Gravatar. I’ll keep searching the archives and see if I can find the post.

  20. @Dan_R

    OK, I don’t know where else to post this, so here it is…

    I have seen in some previous posts, which I cannot for the life of me find again *&%@! a description of how to change my thingy (avatar) to something a little more…in my own idiom.

    So for those that have typed this out, please forward me to the correct department or tell me how to do it.

    Pretty please with EPO on top?

    Quoting Frank here “Hey mate – to make that very cool image your thumbnail, just head over to gravatar.com, sign up under your email address that you use to post at Velominati (its free) and upload the picture. Easy as pie!”

  21. @Dan_R

    OK, I think I found it:

    @Vin’cenza

    @Dan_R

    OK, I don’t know where else to post this, so here it is…

    I have seen in some previous posts, which I cannot for the life of me find again *&%@! a description of how to change my thingy (avatar) to something a little more…in my own idiom.

    So for those that have typed this out, please forward me to the correct department or tell me how to do it.

    Pretty please with EPO on top?

    Quoting Frank here “Hey mate – to make that very cool image your thumbnail, just head over to gravatar.com, sign up under your email address that you use to post at Velominati (its free) and upload the picture. Easy as pie!”

    …..aaaaaand, you’re welcome.

  22. @Vin’cenza

    Good find, mate!

  23. @Flying Crowbar

    @Vin’cenza

    Good find, mate!

    grabbed Frank’s email. Nonetheless !!

  24. cheers gents. I’ll give it a try once thy velominis are in bed

  25. And it is finally done. Thanks guys!

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