We Wish You a Merckxy Christmas

We Wish You a Merckxy Christmas

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From everyone here at Velominati, we wish you a very Happy Holidays, and temporarily suspend Rule 11 for December 24 and 25.  Cheers, and thanks for being part of our little community.

Merckxy Christmas to all, and to all a good ride.

// General

  1. Them cookies are still smiling, they obviously haven’t applied enough Rule #5.

    Merckxy Christmas everyone.

  2. @Frank
    Same to you – and the rest of the crazy bike nuts that frequent this blog – have a great holiday, whatever brand you subscribe to.

    Merry Christmas to all.

  3. Buon Natale a tutti!
    Angelo Giangregorio

  4. I’ve been following the Google Android development of their 2.3 OS nicknamed Gingerbread, when I saw this photo in the rss feed, I figured it was another “Gingerbread” themed thing. Either way, I’ll be by tomorrow at 5am to eat some of those.

  5. @michael
    I’m pretty sure the one with the Molteni jersey would eat you.

    @all
    Merckxy Christmas. You’re all fucking nuts and hardmen in your own right. All the best to you and yours.

  6. I like that the one in the V-kit has a bit of a crooked smile, makes it look almost a sneer.

  7. Thanks, all, for making 2010 that much brighter.

    Merckxically yours,
    Steampunk (Michael)

  8. For the 24th and 25th, it just means getting up at 0500 to ride on the trainer as opposed to trying to fit it in during the day!!!

    And, Merckxy Christmas to you all as well! May you all get Rouleur subscriptions and V-kits in your stockings!!!

  9. Merckxy Christmas to all you nutters who have made this year a great one for the Keepers.

  10. … And a Coppi New Year!

  11. Where’s the Jens cookie? Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all.

  12. @Cyclops
    Actually, it was a batch of two dozen””the Jens cookie ate the others. These ones are smiling because they escaped.

  13. Happy Holidays to all of you gear heads!
    Thanks for introducing me to the most inspirational teachings of The Rules.

  14. Merry Winter Solstice, fucktards. Enjoy yourselves

  15. Steampunk :
    @CyclopsActually, it was a batch of two dozen””the Jens cookie ate the others. These ones are smiling because they escaped.

    Haha…Truth!

  16. @Steampunk
    He left some? Must be Baby Jensus.

    Merckxy Christmas to all.

    -G’phant (Geof)

  17. @Cyclops, @Steampunk, @G’phant
    No, no, no, no, no! There is a JENS! cookie, and he didn’t eat any of his fellow cookies; he’s no cookibal.

    The JENS! cookie attacked and dropped the light on it’s way back to the camera, so his image never made it to the lens.

  18. @G’phant

    Must be Baby Jensus.

    24 carat Gold.

  19. @Jarvis
    Merry Christmas, and I believe you just achieved Black Order status. Cheers, Douchemuffin.

  20. Adam:
    Them cookies are still smiling, they obviously haven’t applied enough Rule #5.
    Merckxy Christmas everyone.

    Yes, they need harder looks, like they are inhaling wasps. Some round O mouths and x eyes.

    At any rate, Merry Christmas everyone!

  21. @frank
    It seems appropriate you earn a Black Order status by calling people fucktards (with friends like these…).

    frank:
    The JENS! cookie attacked and dropped the light on it’s way back to the camera, so his image never made it to the lens.

    Yep: well played. Either that or he was so disgusted by the lingering smell of scented candles, he chewed off his own legs to stifle the smell and… I don’t know where I’m going with this. Y’all are a bunch of fucktards for bringing out the worst in me.

  22. It also warrants noting, though, that the V-kit doesn’t look one bit out of place beside those other iconic jerseys. Even on a gingerbread man.

  23. Best wishes, fellow Velominati!

    Those cookies are sweet as. Nice work. I have suspended Rule #11. Thanks for the leeway.

  24. There’s no need for suspending Rule #11 today, my bike is part of my family. Merry Christmas everyone:)

  25. You can’t drop me, I’m the Gingerbread Merckx!

  26. Have a Cool Yule, Velominations!

  27. Merry Christmas to you all

  28. Geoffrey Grosenbach :
    You can’t drop me, I’m the Gingerbread Merckx!

    Well played, esp in my household with five kids it hits home!

  29. My eight-year-old daughter saw a streak of red and white light next to the tree at 4am. She saw Santa. I believe her.

  30. Merry Christmas to you all; The Rules have inspired me through out 2010. All best wishes for 2011

  31. Merry, merry, my Velominati decals arrived right before. wicked. thanks.

  32. When is this year’s cookie debut?

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