The Keepers

Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives.  While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.

All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in.  We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.

A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric.  This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.

I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.

– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend

Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case.  After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.

The Keepers:

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The Community:

Velominati.com is less about the articles and more about the conversation. Those of you who read more and poster more, become an integral part of the discussion and help carry the momentum forward. There are several levels of Velominatus*:

Level 4 Velominatus: The casual observer and occasional poster.

Level 3 Velominatus: The regular reader and casual poster.

Level 2 Velominatus: The devoted reader and regular poster.

Level 1 Velominatus: The most committed of reader and poster.

Gray, Black, and Orange Order Velominatus: Once having passed Level 1, the inducted among the Order wear three color badges, based on their rank.

Conduct:

We strive to foster an open, fun, critical, and censure-free environment. Any criticism of our writing, spelling, grammar, or intelligence is welcome and nothing said will ever get you suspended from the site. That said, the code of conduct is governed by Rule #43 and the Piti Principle. Members consistently exhibiting behavior that falls outside these parameters will be warned to check themselves; should warnings go unheeded, we may elect to issue a suspension. The first offense will result in a one-week suspension, the second in a two week suspension, and the third in a three week suspension. A fourth offense will result in a lifetime ban.

Velominati reserves the right to edit posts with the express interest to preserve the spirit of the conversation and the community. Regarding posts that address a grammatical or typographical error, Velominati may elect to take their input, correct the error in the articles where appropriate, and editing posts that point them out. This editorial action is not to serve as a censure entity, but to preserve the spirit of the conversation. That said, we endeavor to only edit those posts that point out a minor issue and only in the event that we make the edit before the post has yielded further discussion. Furthermore, when possible, we will strive to acknowledge said poster for their correction.

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*Levels are calculated based on the previous year’s activity.

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  • @frank
    shucks thanks Frank. Just when I think Cadel's victory couldn't get any better, you go and do this. Its at times like these I really need to acknowledge my team, the Adrians, Leroys, Slashes and others just like them. If it wasn't for you guys giving me lead outs by way of opportunities to hang shit on you, then I know I wouldn't be here.

    This award on this day is just another sign of the close symbiotic relationship shared by Cadel and I. I mean, we are about the same height, age (if he was six years older) and weight (if he was carrying both of our bikes). I am sure we could be really good friends. I write him letters e-mails and tweets all the time but he never answers - except the time he tried to play a trick on me by pretending he was the police. But I know it was him. I will just keep trying to catch up with him down at Barwon Heads this summer by living in my car outside his house. Am sure things will sort themselves out.

  • So I was reading an article on VN about Cadel racing in the US this month. First comment is a bitchy comment about Tyler and Lance and boom it's a pedantic flamefest. Took two pages before someone mentions the point of the article. Reminds me that I only go to CN forums when I want a rage-fix, much like watching tabloid TV at about 6.30pm in Australia.
    So - thanks to you guys for keeping such a great community here. This site is sooooo

  • ...much better than anything else I've seen out there. It's positive, friendly, funny and welcoming. And noone acts like they're all that.
    Kudos and thanks, guys.

  • @Blah
    Actually, I am all that. I mean, Cyclops has me making the podium tomorrow at San Sebastian, though I'm a little hurt he sees me only making the little step, especially since he plans on sucking my wheel until the final sprint. So, I'm a pretty big deal and would be grateful to be treated as such from here on out.

  • @Blah
    I'm all that AND a bag of chips.

    I ranted about VN not too long ago. Sgt gently asked me to come down off the ledge. I'm kinda glad you noticed the flamethrowers at VN. Fucking mouth breathers and droolers. By the way, the Grand Poobah Editor, Ben Delaney, just left VN. Changes are afoot. Hope the first thing the new editor does is get rid of the Comments section. Then I MIGHT go back.

  • @Steampunk

    @Jeff in PetroMetro

    You're both all that? And a side of fries, with a dipping sauce?
    Until I see a Reverence article citing you both, I refuse to believe it.
    Besides, I started a CN forums thread saying you were all that and peeps there disagreed. Then debated chain-gate.

  • @Jeff in PetroMetro

    @Blah
    I'm all that AND a bag of chips.
    I ranted about VN not too long ago. Sgt gently asked me to come down off the ledge. I'm kinda glad you noticed the flamethrowers at VN. Fucking mouth breathers and droolers. By the way, the Grand Poobah Editor, Ben Delaney, just left VN. Changes are afoot. Hope the first thing the new editor does is get rid of the Comments section. Then I MIGHT go back.

    At high school if you thought a girl was all that, your mate would ask you if you'd let her piss on your fish and chips. (We set the bar high) While I like you JPM, there's no fucking way you're pissing on my fish and chips.

  • Yep right I love how when your comments go up the ticker on the side they always cut them off at the most inappropriate place possible.

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