Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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@sgt
Nothing says "I'm a little insane about this shit!" better than a symbol pack.
Great tips about applying said stickers. I had a bit of an epic but will be better next time.
@Oli.
Rick Astley was at the cutting edge for a moment in time too. But the test of time is set by a harsh examiner.
@Anjin-san
The 585 is a little gem. I'm still tweaking the setup - stem is probably 20mm long for me. But its really light, stiff and corners like senna...
@harminator
I pulled the trigger on a left over 2011 695 iPack yesterday from my LBS! Got it in the Light Black and after a lot of deliberation and introspection I chose to outfit it with Dura Ace (gasp). I was really leaning towards Super Record, but couldn't justify the added expense and interchangeability issues it would cause with my wheelsets. Should have it all ready to go in about 10 days. Will post picture... I feel like an 8 year old on Christmas morning!
@frank
my twin girls share a birthday with Pantani... I posted a couple of months ago that they have always been super competitive with each other on the bike (one "attacks" the other at the base of a climb- bravo!). Now I know why... January the 13th! They turned 11 yesterday and I think it's time to get them proper road bikes this spring.
@Anjin-san
Good idea for an app... What pro cyclist do I share my birthday with - accompanied by some photos and a little biog and palmares.
Over to you Frank. Tell me when the royalties are enough to buy a roll of bar tape.
@harminator, @Oli
I also think they did that for the contra la montre. As for the track, some riders are still doing it currently. I've seen pictures of Paolo Bettini in that configuration and I agree that while it looks shit, its not unusual on the track. But then, in a sport committed to turning left, its only normal that there would be other lapses of judgement.
Some crappy photos I found...
@Anjin-san
Excellent demonstration of Rule 11 compliance! Daughters' birthday...think I'll buy myself a bike. Excellent work!
@itburns
Nice catch with the hidden "V" in the photo. Kind of like trying to find the bunny on the cover of Playboy (not that I have ever looked inside on, you know).
@frank
Yes, but I was thinking of which bike to buy THEM while I was there... best of both worlds. I was Rule #11 compliant and a caring dad ; ) As much as it pains me to say it, I think Trek makes a pretty decent entry level womens specific design bike that they fit on. Anyone have any recommendations for a relatively inexpensive entry level road bike for an 11 year old girl who is about 4'11" tall?
What's wrong with Rick Astley???
@sgt
Great picture - The V is positively pishing out of you @Sgt - amazing how the essence of V, so Casually and Deliberately positioned, has forced the bikes on either side into a V bow of respect - strong stuff - I sense the next picture would have had the rides either side of you toppling like a set of dominos?? Now that would have been comical