Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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@Oli
....where does one begin?
Probably a good cyclist, and a beast on the hills, so perhaps best to say no more
@Buck Rogers
There's a bunny? Is that a euphemism?
@frank
That jersey looks like a silk jersey which might not have the same elastic properties as lycra (though I don't know why an elastic waistband wouldn't work) or wool, especially after a few rides. I don't know if there's a rule about skinsuits in mass start events on the track or it might just be the way it's done at the sixes, but given how anal riders get about having an aero advantage, I think it's a nice throwback.
@Minion
You are saying that tongue-in-cheek, no?
If not (and forgive me, sarcasm escapes me) they hide a small playboy bunny symbol on the cover of every issue. Sometimes it is hidden in the hair, or the clothes, etc.
But I bet you already know that and I have once again made an ass out of myself!
@Oli
Marcus seems to be away so I'll field this one on his behalf.
This may come a shock to you Oli but Rick Astley's career as a pop heart-throb is over. There are as yet undiscovered tribes in the New Guinea highlands who already know this. Please pass this on to the rest of New Zealand when you think they can handle it. The rest of the planet has moved on from the 1980's into another century. Quite a while ago now. The Berlin Wall is down. Mandela is out of prison. An Australian man has won the Tour...
@Anjin-san
Wow. That is one shit hot piece of kit you've got yourself. Congrats. Very jealous. Only nine more sleeps...
@harminator
You lie!
@harminator
Rick Who?
@Buck Rogers
That I did not know. TBH I'm not exactly sure if that would be something I'd notice even if I was looking (hurk!)
@Anjin-san
I pulled the trigger on a left over 2011 695 iPack yesterday from my LBS!....
what the.....another one!
pics please
I was talking to the guy who talked me into road riding last Christmas, and when he told me he had a Look 695 as his #1, I think he expected me to have no idea what he was talking about - when we both spontaneously and synchronously came, in a tantric sense, I think he was delighted
@Dr C
@Harminator... the 695 is much more bike than I need, BUT at some point you have to ask yourself "If not now, when?" Given my advancing years and limited time left to compete at a reasonable level I sad "screw it" I'm gonna buy me a brand new hot rod. All the other road bikes have been second hand so getting something truly new is going to be cool (even if some of the bits- saddle and wheelset are going to come out of my garage).
@Anjin-san
Nice work. A beautiful velo.
I have a 595 with Dura-Ace (after being a Campaphile for the previous 12 years) so don't get worried about that.
Throughout the ages, the French have shown remarkable alacrity in swapping their international alliances. Accordingly here is no shame in combining France with Japan as opposed to Italy.