Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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@Anjin-san
That's a dream of a bike for sure. You gonna write an article about her?
@RedRanger
@Marcus- very true about the French. I call that being "pragmatic", but others have more creative terms for their political behavior, but all is fair in love and war.
That's a really good idea... article on the first ride or, maybe better, first race on the new steed. Crits start here in March so I should be able to get her sorted by then. I am a little disappointed about not going with Campa, but I had blown my budget so thoroughly I couldn't, even in my new bike euphoria, go there. As it stands, I am neglecting all household and work related duties dreaming about the first pedal strokes on the new bike. In fact, I almost rode bike #1 off the road today daydreaming about the Look, but I don't think it was me. I think bike #1 knows it is about to become bike #2 and it is pissed...
What do you say Frank? Article on my feeble attempt to gain glory on a 695?
I have no idea where to put this so feel free Keepers to move it. It's for @ Fronk because there was a long fingered glove discussion going on, so also for anyone else interested, I just purchased a pair of Castelli Lightness gloves. Rode with 'em today. Beautiful, warm ( it was only 40 though, thats about as cold as it gets in LA ) light, long cuff like the aero race and no padding. Just nice grip in the guize of a scorpion.
Excellent glove!
@Frank - On the bottom of the homepage, Joe Parkin's 6 years in a raincape site is deader than a doornail.
Just thought you would like to know.
Love this picture.
@RedRanger
Now that's a man with confidence in his wheelbuilder!
@Bianchi Denti
Maybe he's realised what his bike looks like and is trying to break it.
Pink frame... maybe. Pink frame with tan wall tyres? No. Just no.
@Spearfish
To say nothing of the white skinsuit. I can't understand how anyone (UCI, sponsors, DS, riders) thinks they look anything other than just plain wrong.
@Bianchi Denti
So true, matching your shoes, socks, helmet, bar tape and saddle as well doesn't help.
In my neck of the woods, if we really have to do jumps, this is how we roll...
I'm behind the camera for this one, the rider is the youngest member of our team, Jordan. The annoyingly talented youth (he also races 4x, bmx and rides road) pulled this off on the last lap of a 24 hour, 4 man team, xc race.
@Spearfish
Apparently it's a tribute to one of the original Specialized mountain bikes, which was also pink in the team version. Article here.