Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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@frank
Fucking well said.
@RedRanger
Nice! He does it quite often. there is even a game on his official website: Jump Styby Jump! you have to take a picture of him doing a jump and you can win his jersey...
@Loenhout (28 December 2011)
he doesn't quite have it yet....
@silkrider
there was supposed to ba a picture with that last comment
The Onion takes a jab at Cycling
@JC Belgium
That is a sweet pic!
Catching air on a road bike can be scary. I have zero mountain bike, CX, or BMX experience, and last fall I was cruising at a rather good clip down a slight hill (probably -2 or 3% grade max, just a normal city street), when I came across these wide, gentle "speed bumps" that are popular here.
They are probably a meter in length and only rise a few inches, so they are not harsh at all - you can hit them at speed and not worry about anything. I started pulling up slightly when going over them, then I came to the last one and combined that with an actual bunny hop and actually caught some air for a few feet.
It sort of scared the crap out of me - I wasn't expecting to become airborne, and I went further than I thought I would, and was going at a decent speed too (~30 kph) - I'm just glad I landed OK and didn't make myself crash, as that would have been really embarrassing, to say the least.
@mcsqueak
I started bmx from the moment I could ride a bike, although we played MX including helmets, shirts and boots. My cousins-neighbours and me made a track around their house, which was there for 3 years - uncle was not to happy. there is still some track left now, but it became a jungle. then mountainbike when I was 8-9 (with small wheels + 5 speed) and road when I was 14. that s how I learned my bike handling skills, and I can say it s really a big help when unexpected things like that happen. but when I go mountainbiking with my cousin, he is scaring the shhh out of me when we go downhill...
All this talk of air makes me think this is the time to break my Vow of Velosilence and make my first post. Getting in and out of my road involves going through a dip with three speed bumps. Despite my short time on a road bike, these are hopped at 40kph on the drops. I blame my misspent youth (and adulthood) on fat tires, but thanks to the Velominati I gave seen the light and roll on something far more elegant.
Better late than never, eh?
Novice Fausto
@Frank , sorry if this has been through before but now I have a gravatar account how do I use it as my avatar?
@Maximilian
It takes about a night for the servers to refresh, so once you've uploaded an image and selected it as default, it should show up tomorrow.