The Keepers

Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives.  While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.

All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in.  We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.

A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric.  This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.

I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.

– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend

Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case.  After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.

The Keepers:

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The Community:

Velominati.com is less about the articles and more about the conversation. Those of you who read more and poster more, become an integral part of the discussion and help carry the momentum forward. There are several levels of Velominatus*:

Level 4 Velominatus: The casual observer and occasional poster.

Level 3 Velominatus: The regular reader and casual poster.

Level 2 Velominatus: The devoted reader and regular poster.

Level 1 Velominatus: The most committed of reader and poster.

Gray, Black, and Orange Order Velominatus: Once having passed Level 1, the inducted among the Order wear three color badges, based on their rank.

Conduct:

We strive to foster an open, fun, critical, and censure-free environment. Any criticism of our writing, spelling, grammar, or intelligence is welcome and nothing said will ever get you suspended from the site. That said, the code of conduct is governed by Rule #43 and the Piti Principle. Members consistently exhibiting behavior that falls outside these parameters will be warned to check themselves; should warnings go unheeded, we may elect to issue a suspension. The first offense will result in a one-week suspension, the second in a two week suspension, and the third in a three week suspension. A fourth offense will result in a lifetime ban.

Velominati reserves the right to edit posts with the express interest to preserve the spirit of the conversation and the community. Regarding posts that address a grammatical or typographical error, Velominati may elect to take their input, correct the error in the articles where appropriate, and editing posts that point them out. This editorial action is not to serve as a censure entity, but to preserve the spirit of the conversation. That said, we endeavor to only edit those posts that point out a minor issue and only in the event that we make the edit before the post has yielded further discussion. Furthermore, when possible, we will strive to acknowledge said poster for their correction.

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  • @Fausto

    All this talk of air makes me think this is the time to break my Vow of Velosilence and make my first post. Getting in and out of my road involves going through a dip with three speed bumps. Despite my short time on a road bike, these are hopped at 40kph on the drops. I blame my misspent youth (and adulthood) on fat tires, but thanks to the Velominati I gave seen the light and roll on something far more elegant.

    Better late than never, eh?

    Novice Fausto

    Absolutely! I occasionally (ok- a lot) violate the rules and ride something where the tire width is measured in inches (like 2.2 or 2.4) and find that the bike handling skills developed on the road are useful in the dirt and vice-versa. Makes you a better all around rider... especially when a route takes you onto gravel when I on your skinny tire machine!

  • @all
    On a more serious note, please spare a thought for our fellow Velominati in the Midewestern United States; horrible weather and deaths are always a scary thing. The most severe tornadoes ever recorded, if I've understood correctly.

  • Hello all higher order velominatus, I humbly offer my services as a dedicated domestique until { may prove worthy and earn my spot in the peleton

  • Like Nelson Mandela after an unjust exile, I'm back to lead my followers to a new day. Initially, I was going to just stay away, but after reading some fan mail and being reminded of the constant elitist jibberish being spouted on here and how that might affect the impressionable minds of younger riders who might stumble onto this site... I knew I must return. The job is to big and the responsibility too great for @Oli alone.

    You may be wondering; Gee, what has Calmante been doing during his incarceration? Well, the 6' x 6' room that @frank had me in was damp and musty, with only a set of rollers and a wifi connection to keep me busy. As I had smuggled my iPad (don't ask how), I was able to continue reading this site in between conjugal visits from my wife. Mostly, however, I just watched this video over and over again:

    I had entertained invitations to seek asylum in my native land of Zimbabwe, but in the end, I decided to stay here.

    So... Fuck you bitches, I'm back!

  • @Calmante
    I dunno if comparing yourself to Mandela is the best way to break back into the conversation ... but ... Ummm ... ahhh ...

    Damn. That video is mesmerizing. What was I saying again...?

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