Cycling is a mighty sport with a rich and complex history. Every company, racer, piece of kit, and component has a legend, a story behind it; in many cases it also has a personal and nostalgic connection to our lives. While this particular sport is steeped in tradition, it is also fiercely modern, a fact that serves only to deepen its complexity.
All these factors combine to provide an unique atmosphere and breeds devoted and loyal disciples of our great sport. We are of a peculiar nature; we seek out the highest mountains and the roughest roads on which to worship at the altar of the Man with the Hammer. Our legs are what propel us; our minds are what drive us. We refer to our shaved legs in the third person – the legs – and speak of distance in kilometres and measure sizes in centimetres regardless of what country we are in. We adhere strictly to the Canon of Cycling’s Etiquette: The Rules.
A Velominatus is a disciple of the highest order. We spend our days poring over the very essence of what makes ours such a special sport and how that essence fits into Cycling’s colorful fabric. This is the Velominati’s raison d’être. This is where the Velominati can be ourselves. This is our agony – our badge of honor – our sin.
I have a unique way of looking at bicycles. A good bicycle and it’s components are beautiful things to me. I’m not just talking about appearance, but also how the frame and components show the dreams of those who made them.
– Gianni Bugno, Hardman and Italian cycling legend
Perhaps we are too wrapped up in the past, but the Velominati don’t believe that to be the case. After all, the greatest lessons can be learned from the past and those lessons can then be applied to the present and may then allow us to more fully experience the future.
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She said choose...the bike or me, so I ask...what do The Keepers have to say about a V-Cog tattoo, copyright, location, applicable rules?
@Gorgo
Shimmy up to the top of the page & look at Marko's avatar, you'll find that little piece of artwork on the back of one of his calves I do believe.
@Mikael Liddy
So theres no problem if I get it tattooed on my forehead so she gets the message loud and clear?
@Gorgo
Not sure anyone here is going have a problem with where you place it, however you may want to proceed with consideration and caution as I've heard they can be quite difficult to get rid of once in place.
@Gorgo
Also remember that part of being a Velominatus is striving towards looking Fucking Fantastic as much as possible, I feel this may be hindered by the presence of any kind of tattoo on your forehead but, whatever floats your boat.
@Mikael Liddy
Yes, you're right. Its just that after 32 years together she doesn't seem to comprehend and I thought it would help her to understand with a minimum of confusion. I'll settle for Superman-style chest tattoo...OK a reasonably sized one on my bicep, or above my ankle. I've never had a tattoo so its a hard decision. One other question, how are track-riders viewed by the Velominati?
@Gorgo
Regarding the last query, have a read of the Meg Fisher article. Pretty sure trackies are accepted as long as you're dishing the V
Since I don't have time to look back through eighty-gazillion comments, I have a quick question: supposing that I had taken to using a non-Rule 74-compliant device, and supposing I had joined Strava, how would I go about finding the Velominati club on that website that I've hear tell about?
Use the Explore button at the top and search for clubs.
@The Oracle
Use the 'Explore' button at the top and search under 'clubs'.
@Tartan1749
I did that, but it appears to need a location as well, and I don't know where the V club is located. If you clear the "location" field on the search page, your default location just pops back in when you hit "search."
I also don't know the actual name of the club--I'm guessing "Velominati," but I'm not sure...